The Cooks alternative Christmas tune youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?... 🥳🎄🤶

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

Last one of the year 🥳

Today starts the ‘week long’ daily habit of popping to the shops for a few bits 🎅🎄🎁

Yolanda be cool 😎 youtu.be/6gxllzmYjmE #raveyardshift

I’ve resisted the urge to post Christmas in Hollis so here is the other one youtu.be/dX77dg5lk6c?... #raveyardshift 🎄🤶🥳

So my very cool teen boy and I have just watched his favourite Christmas film… Love Actually 🥳🎄🥰

Hate this when it comes on in a club but it’ll do for 6:30am on a Friday morning 🌅

Feeling festive 🥳 youtu.be/PHLSiIVxjUs?...

I told the Doctor (jokingly) who was presenting at Grand Round that I was there to check his references… the look of fear he had was real 😂

What a shocker 😂

Just driven round the back of Stockport, it’s depressingly *flaggy*

Absolute banger youtu.be/fF8jL1zyjNE?... #raveyardshift

After the success of Pt 1 here’s the 2nd half of the #BarTrax Social takeover. I was so pleased my old friend Doug Osbourne could dust off his vinyl and join us. The man who first introduced me to all things Balearic. He played a storming set, hope you enjoy it 🙌 www.mixcloud.com/bartrax/the-...

The kid has just whistled for the first time after YEARS of trying, exciting times in the Cook house today 😂

Positive masculinity all day long 🥰

Going in.. 🎄🎅🏻🥳

I have to say that I am loving the luxury of mid-table obscurity 😁 #EFC

And an oldie youtu.be/9vtcgwdkv5Y?... #raveyardshift

Early #raveyardshift offering - a new(ish) one! youtu.be/bLIxlik8zu4?...

I was fairly confident going into this game… I must stop that #EVENEW

Too soon #EVENEW 🤞

Ta-da 🎄🎅🏻 decorated the tree to this tonight www.mixcloud.com/jimmy-green/... 🥳👌

We’ve had all bloody year to get this out of last years stump 🤨 there’s just no give in it 😩

Kid went to school in a right mard this morning, not only was he fearing nepotism in a drawing competition he’d spent ages on but he also arrived in full uniform on ‘own clothes’ day 😬

Hip Hop Thursday 🥳😍 youtu.be/aYYSlCa3xfw?...

Exhausting Budget day sat next to a Mail reader. He was inputting his details into one of those ‘am I better off?’ calculators and getting more and more furious when he discovered that he’ll be much better off 🤯 which just about sums these people up 🤨

It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.

What a goal 🤩

And one of my early favourites youtu.be/qO-T21NUxUE?... #raveyardshift

Better Days. A little early before I die of boredom youtu.be/V_1TNiivozU?... #raveyardshift

Having massive FOMO not having gone to the WHP tonight but at least I’m warm

Going in… I loved watching this in the 80’s on the run up to Christmas 🎄 #lionthewichandthewardrobe

Mr C doing a great job of keeping me alive today 🥰

Paul has rushed out to get me a McDonald’s breakfast and I could not love him more

Trying to remember the club, maybe Shelleys, most probably Golden, definitely a Stoke youtu.be/gyGDYZtYm60?... #raveyardshift

youtu.be/jH2c2C7S11g?... #raveyardshift

Coming in live for the #raveyardshift

Martini-o-clock 🍸using the best gin on earth. Happy Friday all 🥳

RIP the Teens school bag - I bought it him in Y3 and it’s lasted until Y12

It’s ok #raveyardshift youtu.be/fdTBzFtMqk0?...

#raveyardshift 🥳 youtu.be/QEx5l8jE8zM?...

Just taken Richarlison out of my team 🙄

Oh my, Yazz, Stand up for your love rights on #totp I don’t think I’ve heard that since 88 - how is that possible ?

Walter, MF Doom and Jesse en route to a Halloween party 😂🎃🤷‍♀️

Boo 👻

I have also left my espresso pods at home and feel like I actually may die

My great annual leave saving idea of going into work for one day in an otherwise week off is feeling a bit shit right now 🤨

Manchester Monsters 🎃👻