I’m listening

Europeans seeing Americans doing the Trolley Problem:

@grubb.wtf it’s late. I’m nodding off. I’m excited to have one more day off tomorrow (while daycare I back!). But I just read your top 10 before bed, and I have to tell you that I really appreciate your writing on this. You brought us into your headspace around each game, and it was a joy to read.

So far, 2026, I’m not impressed.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

It happened. We can all acknowledge that. But when did it happen? Digiorno pizzas are so small now.

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

Donkey Kong Bananza felt like it had 4 or 5 different endings. Just as I was starting to re-enjoy it, too.

I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING

it's a search-action film actually,

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Get on this!!

@morecivilized.bsky.social you did this to me

Kaiser Permanente 2025 Wrapped

Big @nextlander.com year for me. With premium shout outs to @remapradio.bsky.social, @intothecast.bsky.social, @giantbomb.bsky.social, @grubb.wtf and @tolkoto.com.

❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies" ✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies" *this is canon

fellowship starts and gandalf rolls up shooting fireworks out the back of this

"We move at the speed of culture" The culture:

wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...

Abolish lice (but also ICE). #chicago

wtaf are you talking about

Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay

Oh hey Hollow Knight is pretty good, he says 7 years later.

damn Mafalda

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

the bare minimum anyone who considers themselves an ally can do is scream about this shit as loudly as possible, as often as possible. ideally to your reps, but also anyone who thinks denying a human being basic rights and existence is acceptable

if you're hyper-focused on some company's logo, you might be an ig-no-ra-moose.

I need my web browsers to play an alarm whenever I am downloading a picture that is actually a webp

question to definitely be asking in 2025 is should I actually play Hollow Knight but for real now?

I hate headlines like this and I hate that we're all scraping for search traffic while AI sucks the life out of us. She performed with Weezer. That's the news. We should have better relationships with our readers so we don't have to weirdly concede that "major rock band" is a better audience play

That’s not just gross — it’s a real shame.

@patrickklepek.bsky.social you mentioned the pool in the most recent Remap email. I haven't seen Question Bucket call in the newsletter recently, so I thought I'd ask directly: can we get a pool report? How's year 2? Year 1 was very eventful.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

Garlic gum is not funny.

OJ Simpson verdict

FYI Bookshop.org has anti-prime free shipping rn!

if you cancel your NYT games subscription there’s great alternatives for newspaper games like @puzzmo.com … www.puzzmo.com

“Predator, take the wheel,” via @alexnavarro.bsky.social, should or could spawn so much merch and fan art for @nextlander.com. (In a perfect world with unlimited time and resources for a three person team, that is)

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is $3.99 on Steam buff.ly/LzEqlJ7 $11.99 US eShop buff.ly/cW4qnaQ

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

I wonder how Snipper Clips runs on Switch 2.

Actually, Porky Pig represents both the bourgeoisie (bow tie) and proletariat (no pants)

Giant Bomb lives! Fandom has sold the site to us and it is now fully independent and employee-owned. We'll see you all on Tuesday for the Giant Bombcast. For more info right now, head over to www.giantbomb.com/join

Oh shit! Warner Bros. Discovery is looking to split the company it just merged back in the halcyon era of 2022. This split would reportedly be linear cable on one side and WB with Max on the other. www.cnbc.com/2025/05/08/b...

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