Same as everybody else, I assume: Olivia Nuzzi’s butthole (Note to all people but especially my wife: this is a joke based on the internet main character of the day today. I have never seen, nor do I ever want to see the butthole being referenced above)

He's saying if you let me have access to the money again, I'm gonna supercharge ICE and finish my new bunker under the ballroom and start the Purge. There's literally no other way to read that. It's "we'll never seat another Dem member of Congress again and will contest every blue state vote slate"

O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao? TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him. TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it

A few free hours the day after shepherding my kids through a late night of trick or treating… no better way to spend them than with a good book and a cup of coffee. @sheaserrano.bsky.social does this photo feel expensive? I think you know the answer.

An annual @nba.com tradition like no other:

@sepinwall.bsky.social hey Alan, looks like you had an unfortunate am/pm error in your chair company ep 2 recap. Just fyi. Hope you’re well!

Ball 5, you’re out Grisham.

Don't call me DeLauter / Don't pitch to me / this pitcher's split will retiiiiire me

@tolkoto.com I have the solution to your mug problem. Only sell pre-broken mugs. advertise as “already been broken in a fit of rage by Mike Minotti” If any mugs arrive unbroken, it’s an unexpected surprise This is maybe a little too “Nathan for you” PS: your last name autocorrects to Minotaur

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

"We're going to have to learn to live with [radical right wing demagoguery with all its associated violence]" is: - An abdication of responsibility. - An abandonment of hope. - A position only available to those who feel safe enough with an ongoing catastrophe to begin the work of normalizing it

I think it's important to remember that conservatives don't care about crime or "disorder", they want to be able to use the force of the state to prevent anyone from acting in a way they don't personally approve of, and that's what's going on in DC. Crime's just how they justify it.

@jeffgerstmann.com hi, felt you would appreciate this and perhaps mention it on some stream as a like “whoa man, time is fucking crazy” sort of dealie

truly wild Judge stat, since Bryce Harper is still an actively good player and probably en route to the Hall of Fame himself

As we head to Election Day, for folks who voted early, thank you. I know some folks have not yet made up their minds. I am making an appeal to you. Please do not rank Cuomo. I have worked with every single one of the candidates for mayor. I will tell you he does not like us.

Austin romine #namethatyankee

I was waiting for a porta potty at Big Sur in California. Out of it stepped Tyler Florence. I gave him a half nod as we passed one another.

I hit the jackpot here.

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

worth remembering that when Trump announced a travel ban in 2017, people literally went to airports to protest. Eight years later, Trump announces a new one and it's not even front page news. We're the frogs and the water is getting awfully hot.

@knickerbacker.bsky.social heya. You still going to g6 tomorrow?

MLB needs to get rid of the extra inning automatic runner on second. I’d crush the only 20 people on the planet who are pro that rule. (Not coincidentally, they’re all MLB beat writers on deadline)

at times like these it’s important to remember: go Knicks

I hope the "reimagined" Sesame Street has more Gonger and Cookie Monster and less Elmo.

oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie: Two Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest 2(π)

Remove a letter, Ruin a movie: “Tax Driver”

Zuck: the average American has three friends

Corporate blather: check Locked replies: check “Actively exploring… the future”: check Giant Bomb is dead. Long live Giant Bomb. China don’t care. - Ryan Davis

@keithsmithnba.bsky.social hey, it looks like the team option deadline in this image is incorrect. Can you confirm? Happy playoffs eve

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Arroz con taters Is this something??? #yankees

@tolkoto.com hey Mike. Is there a Disneyworld planning resource you’d recommend for a dad who has never been and is trying to plan 5 days there for a family w 2 kids aged 5 and 7?

Retire. Useless messaging that ignores that the remaining tariffs are crippling and the stock market resumed tanking upon market open today.

1) Do something autocratic 2) Wait to see how people react 3) If they don't push back hard enough, carry on 4) If they do push back hard enough, "pause" it 5) Illegally consolidate more power 6) Repeat

one of my tiktok followers made this

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

If you’re opposed to fascism and you still use X, then no you aren’t.

Stop using the word DEI. They are trying to resegregate our country and eliminate the teaching of true history.

@mikepetriello.bsky.social random question, but you’re one of very few who might be able to point me in the right direction. Is there a place I can look up Juan Soto at bats that: Went exactly 6 pitches Included a 3-0 count and ended in a strikeout? Curious about rarity of what Hader did today

Opening Day is here. It's time for the Yankees baseball.

Everyone in positions of power saw the Rockets “ref brief” a few years ago and decided they too wanted the same huge loser energy.

Unsatisfied with overturning our constitution, Donald Trump is now trying to overturn the Declaration of Independence.

Stand up for transgender people now or stand for nothing at all: lindseyadler.substack.com/p/the-urgenc...

The unelected South African oligarch tearing apart American civil service is calling the international aid-and-soft-power apparatus started at the height of the Cold War to counter the influence of the Soviets a “viper’s nest of radical-left marxists.” Wont anyone read a book?

If you see this, post a fictional band you would love to see live

1. Sabotage public institutions. 2. Claim they don’t work efficiently. 3. Eliminate them. — That’s the playbook.

@seanfennessey.bsky.social David lynch hall of fame/ Rest in Power pod please and thank you.