a brandy old fashioned but with yuzu. yes i'm high. mind your business

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

Also, C. Brownstein has a voice that has seen a cell phone

Hung out with this good dog last night

Eating this Pinterest ass apple tart

Well I just watched Carol for the first time and I think it might be a cognitohazard

*sits bolt upright at 3am* the happy mondays, til tuesday, wednesday, thursday, ???, saturday looks good to me, the sundays

Why would you ask gpt, a narnia blog, this

Getting srs biz about quilting means that any blank notebooks I have lying around are for practice now

ok good news I guess but I am positive that the little Gemini star disappeared, TEMPORARILY!, when I turned the thing off so like 1. what the hell, and B of all, why act like there's no REASON for anti-tech lamenting

It was birthday dinner for this one, nice time

Shoutout to coffee shops not unnecessarily refrigerating their pastries

Waffle chronicles: brought home leftover wojapi we had with the crispy quail at Owamni the other night. Obviously that goes on corn waffles

I turned off Gmail’s new default setting that uses your inbox to train AI, which removed all sorts of functionality that never required AI before, including inbox sorting. Went from 5 unread to like 10,000 instantly lol. I guess I’ll be unsubscribing from literally everything! Enshittification.

SCORPIO QUEEN 😍

Waxahatchee is a Ticketmaster hell situation now, what a drag

Oh no. Whomst is wearing a leather fragrance much too sexy for this state agency lobby?? No one I can ask, that’s for sure

Meep me outside the hookah lounge in the next 30 minutes if you want to get your ass meept

An incredible rendition of bring me to life by, truly, some guy, followed by a goth girl sitting down to sing tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree I can’t stress this enough: ok

The one and only time I will ever jam out to maroon 5

Listen, gf’s birthday is tomorrow and there is going to be MORE karaoke tomorrow night, so come to that if you want an ass kicking

@tmbg.bsky.social TIL Dr. Worm is a popular karaoke jam

oh worm?

@tmbg.bsky.social TIL Dr. Worm is a popular karaoke jam

ARE YOU GOD DAMN KIDDING ME TWO PEOPLE HAVE SUNG DR. WORM AT KARAOKE AND NEITHER OF THEM WAS ME

Well I’ve had exactly one whiskey ginger and I’m on the list

Heart in a blender tonite queen 👀

the ambient show is of course incredible for a learning montage

whoops. self eat dinner

Big learning montage

about to do a mildly unhinged purchase from facebook marketplace and the seller is too boomer for venmo. my credit union is aware but there's no real way around serial atm visits feeling like i'm doing crimes

some of my interests make for better reddit content than others. lately i've seen some real bangers on r/stonerfood www.reddit.com/r/stonerfood...

i gotta say i never did really understand this either although i can think of QUITE A LOT worse

lito's burritos at lake and bryant is open, this is NOT a drill

It has been zero days since I’ve been called young lady by a rando. In January I will be 46 years old

Y’all pcb made r/cozyplaces 🥹 www.reddit.com/r/CozyPlaces...

Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac yeah The pope’s a time bomb

can we make the skyline like 8 percent more about anything else

From my house! Hell yeah

It has been 0 days since a cat breached containment

You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake

I'm listeners, it absolutely is a banger

Went to a bartender’s birthday party last night and there was a gin cocktail with carrot juice and fresh ginger. Crafts broke out in the living room including knitting, crocheting, spinning (me), drawing, and whittling. Delightful

Crouching bunny hidden incense

I am NOT going to your underground experimental music show it's NO NOISE NOVEMBER put that delay pedal AWAY

JUST IN: Soren Stevenson, who lost an eye due to a projectile fired by the police during the BLM protests of 2020 in Minneapolis, has won a seat on city council. @pascalsabino.bsky.social reported on his candidacy last month in a must-read: boltsmag.org/minneapolis-...

Constantly distracted from internet posts by wondering when we started saying “I’m wanting” where I would think “I want” would suffice

how did my day planner get leaked

These generously buttered onions and mustard, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness, are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise.

I once had and LOVED a piece of slightly rare vintage furniture until I lost it to a freak accidental fire at the furniture repair shop I’d sent it to. A very similar guy is now on Craigslist, for roughly none money, but painted a very ugly shade of brown. Not a real problem but a mild vexation aaaa