Did so much democracy today, it ruled actually, once again might become more insufferable

david byrne voice KNITTING ON THE COUCH

i think the place on nantucket that calls itself the best fudge in the world might be correct about that

credit to Michael Stipe in the 90s for seeing a trans woman on TV in the 90s and understanding that there was a dignity in what she was trying to do, even if nobody else could see it

We’ve been riding the T around and are wondering how it all works economically. Fares are so cheap!

Welp, just had a meeting with HR. Apparently someone called in and reported my posts to them. They are super not happy with my towering Rugrats All Growed Up coffee shop AU, said it was “unbelievably OOC, with a blatant Mary Sue self insert”. Anyways, I’m getting promoted for the other stuff I said.

If your Klein be Naomi All good homie If your Klein be Ezra uhh something about how he’s wack and it rhymes with ezra

Big personal news for the first time in five days I have a decent fucking coffee. Also a nice pão de queijo love this for me

The freeway is the problem and the bike/ped infrastructure is the collateral damage. Unhoused folks understand the urban geography. They know freeway infrastructure is hostile and most people don't want to go near it so they take advantage of it.

Well they sure do have them at eataly in Boston, but i don’t think I can make the logistics work to get them home

Our young weeb relative is a hunter x hunter guy, I am learning

And now at my mother’s behest we are at…the weeb store

@mismatched.bsky.social it u lmao

In an art exhibit with a trypophobia trigger warning. There are cane toads!

awoo dudes rock

I too have been out of the office

looking forward to dune 3. dune 3 chicks at once

You know I’d do this if they’d let me but Park Nicollet requires a registered chauffeur and doesn’t acknowledge that you can take a bus to Methodist

I just want people who say "Looks much better with no buses!" to literally take 5 minutes and think about the people who _ride_ those buses. At the bare minimum, do that. Jesus christ.

The houses here often have cute little nameplates in addition to their street addresses. The one I’m in is the Beach Rose. My favorite I’ve seen today is Sea Poodle. If I had one of these I’m thinking it would be Ships and Salsa, Ships on a Sandwich, Ship Sandwich maybe

I saw a kei truck, so chalk up one W

Due to circumstances I have heard a boomer reading the engravings aloud, uncomprehendingly

omg the cops are reading adrienne maree brown

Nantucket is very beautiful and it’s fucked up that everyone has lawns. I listened to three simultaneous mowers this morning. Severe noise pollution

Many contenders, but "All the time all the time" is a permanent part of my lexicon thanks to Quil.

Hanging out for a few days with, among others, this lil teddy bear

“Real” lol I was very tired when I composed this. NA wines! They’re good now don’t sleep on em. I am still tired but about to house a coffee shake at the airport. Here’s some tomato

this was tonight and service was kind of chaotic but boy were there a lot of good tomatoes. interestingly we got real and NA drink pairings and there were some legit NA bangers

Compliment sandwich right in the kidneys, oof

The broker is not calling me back so I turn to the website where everyone is 35. I need new homeowner’s insurance, who’s the least worst in Minnesota?

It's official! U of MN workers in IT, comms, grants, and student services are organizing a union with @seiumn.bsky.social Local 284. We make the U work!

facts

Love to watch my girlfriend read a poem and then two ladies in my line of sight look at each other and go “wow” “WOW” ☺️

show your wife how you made ice cream down in flanders

Sometimes you just get startled into a subpar post sorry to anyone seeing it for the 800th time

Wow! I fucking hate it! Jesus

metafilter: I had to write a small opening section on how to get the joke (she posted, on bluesky)

Thanks to OP for the top right pic in particular. I forgot to take one myself and then couldn’t stop thinking about this quilt for several hours today and I’m not exaggerating

anyway here's the most on the nose thing i've ever made

I didn’t see everything in creative activities but this is the most unhinged thing I saw

lol the title, it very is

Fair posting

Fair posting

my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans

The state of Minnesota very much did send cops after union members for sidewalk chalking a couple months ago jsyk

Oh no hold the phone! I forgot I got tired and didn’t finish trimming last night lmao. Exclusive of trim I have four grams. This has been fun, I’m going to try again and put slightly more ass into it

To a certain extent my life is organized around accumulating guys to know and becoming a guy to know. Guys: May we know them, may we be them.

It’s all curing now so I can report that comrade basement grow op’s first round has yielded a solid two grams of bud. Which I will point out is two more than last year when Brian tried to grow outside and half assed it even more

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb