If I’m right about a guess I just made you’re about to not be able to tell me shit, so get your telling me shit in asap

I love them so much. Whenever you encounter a good artistic depiction of a dc metro station you should show me, I would like to hang one on a wall

[removes bubble pipe from mouth, rocks back] if we could make everyone who mentioned Will Stancil online have to send $10/post to an eviction relief fund for Minnesotans, we could address two problems at once

Crispy precipitation. Not great in the face at speed but the sound is top tier

I love this time of year on the internet. Might quiltpost later

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

"Maybe It Will Happen Today" as big show-opening I-wish song by the ensemble in a musical

At wrecktangle having a fake argument re: new order vs. joy division (it is an excellent playlist that has brought us here)

Between cover charge, poster and sticker sales, and some of you crazy cats just shoving money in my hand, it looks like we raised over $2800 for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota last night!!! Final door tally for last night was 174 stumpers!!! @blackhartstp.com

Dawwwwg the cheese shop at the liquor store up the block has Dr. Brown’s cream soda now. Biggest little dub

Five tacos, six shots of malort, seven more swings at the stump

Five tacos, six shots of malort, seven more swings at the stump

🎶 One big axe, two swings at the stump, three Hamms from the bar, four more swings at the stump

Stump Party forever

Claudia says a Hamms and a malort shot should be called a Borealis handshake and I endorse

“if I can’t eat ass I don’t want to be part of your revolution“ —Emma Goldman probably

oh stump party i love you

Also it’s WEST obviously. Christ. I have had exactly one beer

Well my house, comrade house 2.0 east, has been renamed House Analingus, but that is a little bit on me, can’t be too mad about it

Walked into stump party and found three Tims in succession

stump party tonite queen 👀

a technology we can all be excited about

The Left Must Engage With This Thing That Really Seems Stupid Or Else Appear Out Of Touch by Pundit Who Fell For It Last Time And The Time Before That

Art is so good

Kate Bush Fruitopia TV commercial from 1994 youtu.be/CczFit6tGhs?...

For no particular reason, thinking about how the Minneapolis Aquatennial was concocted by business men in 1940 to water down the memory of a 1934 Union victory that happened in spite of violent and deadly opposition

I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...

I was on a call when the news dropped this morning and it turns out that you can hear the sound of ten people’s eyes narrowing skeptically over signal audio

No ICE in Minnesota. Bring our neighbors back. Close the camps. Reparations for our communities. Abolish ICE.

Encouraging our Chicago allies who survived Operation Midway Blitz to please post here about that post-”drawdown.” IIRC heat died down but ICE is back doing same shady shit only shadier. Celebrate the win (when it actually happens, not just a liar‘s words) but know this is a strategic retreat.

I learned about some shit in a local chat that has me about to fucking throw hands :) Quadrel realty, you deserve consequences I would get banned from this website for describing :)

Good morning. We cannot let the landlords live

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.

We did have some pretty good times didn’t we

the massive surveillance state we’re building for the stated reasons of stopping crimes and increasing convenience for consumers will be instrumental in the fascist government warehousing human beings the secret police snatched off the street vs no it won’t

All day I have rotated in my mind the words “Whipple building dildo battle”

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

DID YOU KNOW? If you have Delta Sky Miles, you can donate them to help a kidnapped-and-released person fly home! They are set free on the streets of El Paso or another Texas town with no phone, no money, nothing at all. Your miles can get them back to their loved ones!

when the one dj sounds like a basically normal guy on his shifts alone but then does a show along with another dj and they sound like just giant dumbasses that are maybe kinda stoned that's the fuckin stuff right there i tell you what

Just a quick Papa-Sierra-Alpha to all my beautiful new commuters hitting the streets this week:

I need people to understand that if you’ve dealt with ice, if you’ve had to worry about you or your kids or neighbors disappearing, if you see the govt giving nazis carte blanche to kill you, every “reform”’ from democrats who currently reject abolition sounds insane. and frankly fucking stupid

I wonder, council member palmisano, if that’s happening because activists are moving heaven and earth to make sure people who are unable to pay rent are getting landlords their money. nah there’s probably nothing going on

we don’t have national media that serves as anything but stenographers anymore and tom homan and trump are trying to exploit that. they know if they say they are trying to be less extreme or whatever they will get headlines about “softening” but this is the reality

the other silver lining is i don't have to go to fucking Nisswa

i'm sick as heck today but the silver lining is i'm hearing mary lucia on radio k!

With Great Power Comes Great Smolness of Bean