Strike up The Bland.

YOUTH MURDERS GIRL TWO HOURS BEFORE WEDDING Confesses He Shot Her After She Told Him of Expected Child - Ogdensburg Republican-Journal , February 17, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Someone recently told me that I’m not a unifier. That I’m divisive. I know that. I am not trying to unify anyone with MAGA. I speak out against MAGA. I stand against their policies and their cruelty. I do not want to be united with that minority of voters. They do not align with my values.

It blows my mind how frequently military veterans in this country get deported. Absolutely garbage country.

I kid you not, this is the eye of the storm.

JEWS SWEAR ALLEGIANCE BY TILLING SOIL - Syracuse Herald, February 16, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Repeat after me: Gavin Newsom is a vainglorious, amoral piece of shit who will change positions on the fly if he stands to benefit I do not have to compromise my values to support ANY piece of shit would-be candidate when the election is over two years away

GRAND JURY HITS TEACHERS HABITS South Carolina Body Warns Against Auto Rides and Dancing. - Syracuse Herald, February 15, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Do me and Secuhtary Noem agree on grammar? No. Mushmouthed ignorant trash.

Shock around Rubio speech seems a variation of same delusion that led legacy media to inaccurately declare it a softer touch, as if Rubio, a Latino man who once disputed Trumpism, is an alternative voice. He’s not. He joined fascism; now he’s a fascist; he gave a fascist speech, because fascism.

We are way past disagreement at this point.

Be Okay

An astonishing account of recklessness and maladministration at the highest levels. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/u...

This is how AI wins - demonstrating how worthless your email job really is.

There May Be Good Beer in Syracuse, But Dry Raider Fails to Find It - Syracuse Herald, February 14, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Introduce this man to Chuck Schumer.

“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel

She can speak six languages but she can't be best at any of them.

37 Co-Ed Cinderellas to Be Put on Probation Have Joyous Time on Sleighride but Fail to Get Back Until 12:30. - Syracuse Herald, February 13, 1926 It was a simpler time.

This is wildly appropriate ☠️

I’m disgusted by the amount of hate Pam Bondi is getting at the moment. It’s nowhere near enough, and we can do better.

Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.

Hawley thinks yelling at a black man will get him elected president. Fucking racist piece of shit.

Russian asset says what? Fuck this piece of trash. He has done nothing but bring shame to the great state of Wisconsin.

SECOND WIFE IS HELD IN DEATH OF FIRST MATE Nebraska Couple Arrested After 5-Month Probe by Officials. - Syracuse Herald, February 12, 1926 It was a simpler time.

New song ‘brace yourself’ out today . m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PH...

Patrolman's Wife Improves After Transfusion Operation Fire Captain Chosen Among 13 Volunteers to Aid Mrs. J. J. Heffer. - Syracuse Herald, February 11, 1926 It was a simpler time.

"FAA’s Special Operations Support Center...couldn’t explain the reason for the notices. “Not really, not because I won’t, it’s because I don’t know. I mean, this is just the office that publishes. So we’re handed the sheets and they say go with it...” Mexico Incursion? shorturl.fm/Eef6l

Israel ‘Evaporated’ Over 2,800 Palestinians With US-Made Bombs: Report The Trump and Biden administrations armed Israel with thousands of 2,000-pound bombs that have vaporized flesh and decimated Gaza, writes @minnahfarshad.bsky.social. Read now: zeteo.com/p/israel-eva...

If you don't mind I do work with the glasses and jacket.

250 Students Suspended for Cutting Hill Classes Number Evenly Divided Between Liberal Arts and Business Courses. - Syracuse Herald, February 10, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Vermont US Representative Becca Balint being interviewed by Drop Site News shortly after reviewing more, unreleased Epstein files saying "They're all a bunch of sick fucks"

Married Women’s Petting Parties Are Defended as Inherent Right in New Era No Longer Cause for Social Ostracism, Cocktails Part of “The Life,” Says Counsel in Symington Divorce Appeal. - Syracuse Herald, February 9, 1926 It was a simpler time.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has ousted the President of Puerto Rico

CHARLIE MANSON: ooo eee aaah i got real fat back in 1978 skibboo boo eat healthy piggies i had a little monkey andi took it to the country and i fed it on raw milk [EAT-REAL-FOOD.GOV]

Bad Bunny: God bless America, *all* the Americas. Damn that is going to make MAGA maaaaaaaddddddd.

Trust the experts. 🏈🏆

Meat and Ferments was the working title for American Canto.

Scientist Says Din of Cities Breds Elephant-Eared Race Humans Will Have Auditory Extremities Like Daschunds, He Asserts. - Syracuse Herald, February 8, 1926 It was a simpler time.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

"Waiting to be led does not make sense."

oh dear. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Husband a Nut Before His Coffee, Says Actress Always Apologized for Slapping Her After Drinking It—Gets Divorce. - Syracuse Herald, February 7, 1926 It was a simpler time.

It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.