RADIO TONIGHT WILL LINK THE ENTIRE WORLD London and New York Are to Exchange Music SHIPS TO COOPERATE - Plattsburgh Daily Press, January 1, 1926 It was a simpler time.

We made this person president twice

What the KENNEDY Center used to be… Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.

Don't want to ruin New Year's Eve but Pitbull's motorcycle came up short during Pitbull's New Year's Eve Snake River Canyon Jump. He's dead.

Releasing a 255-page transcript on New Year’s Eve isn’t transparency, it’s an attempt to bury accountability while people are distracted. Read it. Share it. Text it to your family, friends, and neighbors. Truth doesn’t disappear just because powerful people want it buried.

Shoutout to all my fellow Y2K survivors

Released my inner Peter Griffin today.

I’m so fucking tired of this racist piece of shit

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

I would back away and leave the 7-11

unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.

They should probably be geo-targeting the parking lot of Old Country Buffets and down the street from the battered women's shelter.

Washington Feeds Lies to Press, Says Editor of Nation - Glens Falls Post-Star, December 31, 1925 It was a simpler time.

The thing about “Somali Fraud” is that Donald Trump raped and sexually abused girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring.

a little more on one of my favored analogies youtu.be/Msz2daPeTyg

This devastating piece describes what it’s like to die of blood cancer. It also describes what it feels like to do so while your cousin is Secretary of Health & Human Services & a ghoul. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

CHILD’S ARM CHOPPED OFF TO SAVE LIFE Father Uses Woodman’s Axe to Release His Son, Caught in Saw - Plattsburgh Daily Republican, December 30, 1925 It was a simpler time.

Is this bad? Is this how snow plows are supposed to work?

I'm doubling down on my elder millenial habit of adding an extra space after a period. I'm too old to break the habit. You'll never stop me, nerd. Get bent.

probably not a great sign that Trump's assistant AG for civil rights uses a slur for people with disabilities

This is the Free Candy Van of buildings.

Warrior Dividend.

Am in an airport bar where a man just drank half a beer, walked about three steps, looked very sad, and vomited on the floor and left. No one noticed but me and I was scared to yell THAT MAN JUST THREW UP

Football First in College; Mathematics Poor Second Universities Like Country Clubs in Full Blast, Says Professor. - Syracuse Herald, December 29, 1925 It was a simpler time.

Free biscuits courtesy of Carsie B. 🐱

How much to have the mortician paint the ring light reflection directly onto my open pupils

He's probably going to die peacefully in his sleep, in a not hilarious way. We all have to be prepared to be okay with it, as long as it's soon.

It's a crime to let Terry Bradshaw go to work in front of a camera.

Negroes Are More Subject To Insanity Than Whites, Dr. Horatio Pollock Finds - Utica Observer-Dispatch, December 28, 1925 It was a simpler time.

Immigration is incredible because it's one of the few policy areas where people are willing to suffer real, concrete consequences in order to solve completely imaginary problems.

That's what a quitter defense looks like. #packers

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

Sometimes I recall that my great grandpa was an egg-candler. Held eggs in front of candles to check yolks Brought double yolks to his family And I’m a college professor And I think: the US, land of immigrants, land of hope It takes a nanosecond to see how out of step this regime is w/that truth

One moment you're on the floor of Wegmans trying to find the right tartar control toothpaste on a bottom shelf and the next you're humming along to Talk to Ya Later on the Muzak, trying to remember everything (anything?) else that happened in 1981 a year you definitely lived through.

In three years, all the Trump wording on govt buildings will be thrown in a giant fire. We will literally have a big bonfire on national TV…. And ceremonially destroy any memory of the Trump presidency And replace his photo on the “walk of fame” in WH with two huge Cankles

Co-eds and Eds Gab in Slang, Uh-huh! and ‘So’s Your Old Man’ "Hang Your Hat on a Christmas Tree—Let's Not and Say We Did." - Syracuse Herald, December 27, 1925 It was a simpler time.

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

ICE showed up on private property without a Warrant and was sneaking around so when the one of the owners showed up he told them to get off the property and they did because they know that what they were doing was illegal and they're being watched by everyone now including Judges

Never too late to whip up a batch of Cretons (or corton or contune or however it is spelled and or pronounced). This was my Grammy's ( my mumma's mumma's) recipe. If you make it and the result look a lot like cat food you have done it right.

Stop making dogs narc.

'HORSE FRAUD' RULING DELAYED - Syracuse Herald, December 26, 1925 It was a simpler time.

2026 begs the question what if we keep going

TOOK WIVES' MONEY TO MAKE THEM "STARS" One Woman, Seeking Annulment, Says Hubby Must Have Made Million - Plattsburgh Sentinel, December 25, 1925 It was a simpler time.

Stayed at the small town Japanese bar for so long that the proprietor evaluated my appearance very carefully and then put on The Cure, before coming over to confirm that, as he suspected, I fucking love The Cure

The Ghost of Christmas Present just appeared and won’t stop making the jerk-off motion.

This didn't make it in, but I tried telling the reporter that the reason students use LLMs with impunity is that 70% of faculty are temporary, contingent workers who require perfect student evals to continue having a job. Cheating is a problem we chose to have and pretend to be mad about.

I once made French toast with morning buns from Ovens of Brittany sliced in half (not that way, the other way) and if I had a time machine I would have this for a minimum of one meal a day until my heart exploded.