The U.S. government is murdering people and then lying about it. On the streets of Houston and Minneapolis. On boats in the Pacific and Caribbean. At a girls’ school in Iran. Stop the killing by voting against all Republicans.

forget the squats how do i get a rack like that

Why would you pay (and pay A LOT at SU) for an AI degree that you could just have AI teach you for free?

Why would we bomb heroes?

Hey, fellas, before you write that white hot take about how rape is such a tricky thing and, I mean, who can really say what happened and, you know, maybe we should not be too judgmental, I'd like to remind you that instead you can simply shut the fuck up.

CINCINNATI POLICE TO CARRY CAMERAS - Los Angeles Herald, July 10, 1926 It was a simpler time.

I am so excited to be back in @100wordstory.bsky.social with "We Chose "Resting Pose" because He Was So Very Tired by the End". Thanks to @smokelong.bsky.social MMM for the seed! 100wordstory.org/we-chose-res...

I'm okay with that.

If you got lost with a Gazetteer you deserved your banjo accompanied fate.

A guy dropped his water bottle near me on the train, and when I handed it back to him he shook his head, put it back on the floor, and said: “It belongs to the world now.”

ICE agents murdered Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. They need to be arrested and brought to trial like every other murderer.

Just received word that Mitch McConnell is trapped in a balloon that is floating away.

Wedding Is Staged Despite Threats Of Rejected Suitor - Utica Observer Dispatch, July 9, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Think about Abraham Lincoln - he went to the theater.

sadly this also ends his career as an oysterman as he no longer needs to pretend to have a job

WIFE HELD IN DEATH, NEGROES MAY BE FREED - Syracuse Herald, July 8, 1926 It was a simpler time.

His brain was just blinking.

TRUMP: Would you go to Moscow? ZELENSKYY: It is difficult. There are lots of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.

Imagine losing your favorite tattoo and a senate race all in one year

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

The degree to which the Iranians are like “uh yea ok” to centcom’s “POWERFUL” strikes is kinda striking

Congratulations on your re-election, Senator Collins.

Jap Ends Life to Free Bride as She Begs for Annulment Letter Found With Body Tells Sad Story of Racial Barrier. - Syracuse Herald, July 7, 1926 It was a simpler time.

When did we euphemize rape into sexual assault?

Breaking : Maine re-elects a very concerned Susan Collins for a sixth term in the Senate.

AOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.

How old were you when you first learned that JFK didn't kill himself? Tune in this Thursday for more undeniable truth.

COUPLE PAYS $10 FINES FOR FIGHT TO AVOID RESCUE Hectic Boat Ride Comes as Climax to Holiday Celebration. - Syracuse Herald, July 6, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Having spent a lot of growing-up years in IA & WI, I can testify that the only positive health impact of feeding your kids raw milk is a greatly increased chance that they'll grow up to be Juggalos

tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave

"an armed male carrying a handgun." This is not a capital offense They murdered this man.

Somebody Bit, but Wife Didn’t; Out for Divorce - Los Angeles Examiner, July 5, 1926 It was a simpler time.

tuned into the DC fireworks show right as the final one went off and obliterated the entire city. God bless America

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

People who are unfamiliar with the UCMJ may not realize that for an active duty major to do this in uniform, the consequence can be court martial and incarceration. All of it is prohibited, but the wearing of the uniform was an intentional choice, and a likely forfeit of both his career and freedom.

Bride, 16, Just Home from Honeymoon, Arrested on Larceny Charge of Father Girl Who Eloped Week Ago Finds Happiness Turned to Gloom. DENIES ALL GUILT Father Charges Rose Micale With Theft of Jewelry From Home. - Syracuse Herald, July 3, 1926 It was a simpler time.

America’s 250th birthday has been ruined, yall. Ruined I say!

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

The White House is reportedly worried about turnout for Trump speech on July 4. They're looking at ticket registrations to gauge interest. It would be really terrible if pranksters pulled a Tulsa and used fake email addresses to sign up for tickets they won't use. freedom250.org/celebration/...

Smarting From Scolding, Boy, 15, Swallows Poison Reprimanded After Neighbor Complains of Raid on Berry Patch. - Syracuse Herald, July 2, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Pete Hegseth killed A1C Keon Talik McDaniel.

Police Baseball Players Riot and Bat Heads Instead of Ball Umpire, Carried Off Field, Wakes Long Enough to Forfeit Game. - Syracuse Herald, July 1, 1926 It was a simpler time.

Something something Cleveland something river caught fire.

We were taught by our USAF father from a very young age exactly how to answer the home phone. My brother got it mostly right the first time with, "Sgt. Carter's residence, Scott speaking." Our last name is not Carter.

the marquee attraction at Trump's fair today was a pancake eating contest where the contestants were gagging and nearly puking. 'Murica!

I'll tell you one thing, any Democratic 2028 presidential candidate who says they're going to "restore balance" and not fire every last Trump appointee on every commission on their first day in office doesn't deserve a single primary vote

Imagine trying to convince Midwesterners that this is a state fair…I bet there’s not a butter cow or a fried Oreo in sight.