Charles Xavier is such a compelling character because his power lets you vicariously experience the most wild fantasy: getting someone to really actually fucking listen to you

New York streets belong to New Yorkers, and Soccer Streets are for the kids. We’re turning the block outside your school into a car-free playground and World Cup celebration. Now until June 26, you’ll find Soccer Streets in front of 50 public schools across all five boroughs. Let’s play!

You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

"Gonky Honks" is my Cellar door.

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

I love the first episode where you can tell Sisko hates the absolute fuck out of Picard for killing his wife while Borgified and I think it struck such a clear note about what DS9 would be: it would embrace the open mindedness and dream of utopia while also showing the damage of actual life

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

What a deeply evil and pathetic time

IF PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN MORE PRODUCTIVE AND THE RICH HAVE GOTTEN A LOT RICHER BUT A FEW PEOPLES WAGES HAVE GONE UP SLIGHTLY THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WORSE ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD ARE YOU DEAD IN THE BRAIN

We really don't talk enough about Steve Jobs being connected to Maxwell and Epstein through his wife

showing @tomwalker.bsky.social at a friend's birthday party

crazy how you can just... do politics this way

from Terry Pratchett's Hogfather

Add another one to the great big board of "Urban Planning Debates: Academic Research vs. Some Guy"

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

famous sound of a guy cumming called: "the Wilhelm cream"

>trying to offend Zeus >has consensual sex

if the reality is worse, then the claims weren’t hyperbolic were they

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹

"I drank them. I drank them all. They're empty, every single one of them. And not just the beers, but the ciders and the vodka, too." - heineken Skywalker

is doing a bad joker impression the most joker thing

I have already heard someone describe the trump thing with phrases like "back & to the left". Speed running conspiracy formations

bold new stance for Canada, elect Carly Rae Jepsen as prime minister

God this is the thing. Do you know what they could spend that money on. So many things. But no. Instead you get "Ronald McDonald in a renaissance painting"

I must have beer. Beer is the mind chiller. Beer is the little break that brings total relaxation

basically being on the computer too much abstracts reality and gives primacy to language

This is just Jester's Privilege

being amab is unlearning "the expression"