I've lost the posters acumen

seems harsh

Whozel are youzel

So you sayzel

whenever I see missing pet posters up in my neighborhood for more than 6-8 weeks I just go ahead and take them down on behalf of the owner. at that point, the chance of finding them is pretty marginal and leaving the posters up is basically littering. all this for ONE cat? really?

they're saying I don't even post here

Ha-hazel-zel

hazel

Eyyy-zel

Hazel!

Hizel

Hey Zel!

lezah

hazel

@hzl.bsky.social we have been sleeping on this particular shirt cycle

whenever I see missing pet posters up in my neighborhood for more than 6-8 weeks I just go ahead and take them down on behalf of the owner. at that point, the chance of finding them is pretty marginal and leaving the posters up is basically littering. all this for ONE cat? really?

this week at the pearl, denver's sapphic bar & cafe! some cool bands, karaoke, a rollerskating performance, open mics, club meetings, yoga, a 4/20 party, and more! Mon: Closed | Sun-Thurs: 5-12 | Fri-Sat: 5-2 2199 California St, Denver, Colorado 80205

this week at the pearl, denver's sapphic bar & cafe! some cool bands, karaoke, a rollerskating performance, open mics, club meetings, yoga, a 4/20 party, and more! Mon: Closed | Sun-Thurs: 5-12 | Fri-Sat: 5-2 2199 California St, Denver, Colorado 80205

It's always Hazel time. Wish we could get some Tea time, too😟

The same way I always do.

Why isn't it Hazel timezel more often?

oh hazel yeah

I toured around the world From London to The Bay It's "hazel! Go, hazel! MC hazel! Yo, hazel!" And the rest can go and play

Letzel goooo!

it's hazel time baby

this week at the pearl! Denver's sapphic focused bar & cafe with daytime hours! 2199 California St, Denver, Colorado 80205 Mon: Closed Sun-Thurs: 5-12 Fri-Sat: 5-2

tomorrow AFTERNOON at The Pearl, Denver's only sapphic cafe & bar! 11a-3p 2199 California St, Denver, CO, 80205

Okay listen it's actually good I spread it on crackers once like a pate and it was actually pretty good it's literally fucking human grade it's not weird for me to eat the rehydrated cat food

free tonight at The Pearl in Denver!! Denver's only sapphic bar & cafe! 2199 California St Denver CO 80205

partizelpation

participate

you have been invited to collaborate on a very special hazeldom playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/4zP...

you have been invited to collaborate on a very special hazeldom playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/4zP...

Heiz-ing breakfast

That's the secret of your hazternal youth

reposting a Twitter classic

The @hzl.bsky.social operating philosophy.

I too am haunted by the prospects of your gender and I suspect that you may be the one to be able to finally kill god/society/capitalism with it

actual DM I got on Twitter today lmao

femboy DHS #altgov

Eating the schnitzel bitzel by bitzel

I'm at @pearldiversdenver.bsky.social come kiss me and fall in love with me

I don't consider myself crafty so every time I encounter a place where I can make art I try to at least subvert the expectations of the space. this was a Valentine's card table and I created a monster. I cut his beady little eyes out of googly eyes

look at my art

@hzl.bsky.social it sounds like the roster for the Hazeldom just grew