every time he says he is going to make a big announcement he shows up 2 hours late and says something that could easily have been a tweet

Season 2 Episode 29 - Frame 1095 out of 2711

yo check this shit out

i am not a "youtuber" i am a video essayist, i make serious art. anyway, here is my 12 hour analysis of the episode of the simpsons where homer becomes gay and weird al has to remind him that marge simpson exists

sorry babe, i have to watch the latest epic rap battles video right now

men are from marge. women are from simpsons

it must be the 2000s again because my feed is nothing but bushes and gore

every year people joke about half life 3 being announced at the game awards, but this time people actually thought it was really happening which makes it even funnier when it didn't happen

Sarah from Pretzels.

Big things happening on r/bejeweled

freash on a leak

searching reddit for an active promo code before telling the ambulance driver which hospital to take me to for my emergency appendectomy because Americans are consumers, dammit!

it is surprisingly easy to steal from european museums

fuck marry kill

it finally started to melt it was a fun 10 days

i don't think i could talk to anyone forever i just simply don't have that much to talk about

i am the mr beast of youtube

hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and rank fonts and typefaces?

every time i see one of those dumb zoomer videos where a dumb zoomer holds a tiny microphone up to their mouth i want to punch a whole in my wall

economy is so fucked up can't even afford pencils

asked the aliens to beam me up, unfortunately they did not get the reference because they do not have star trek tos on mars

oh shit, 30 followers

hey, don't talk about catherine o'hara like that!

i want somebody to play with my... you know... and... he he he... woah boy

accidentally ate food with a hair on it. i made sure to drink some nair afterwards to get rid of it

who up jacking they quaid?

heartbreaking

i saw mommy railing santa claus

i despise him with every fiber of my being

key parties are coming back in a big way in 2026

bro isn't even trying

he just like me fr

fuck marry kill

smoking that shit that makes you hairy

why does the us government have a department of trolling

due to recent discoveries i'm sad to report that john wilkes booth is NO LONGER a friend of the podcast

they are calling you "weak sauce" on the patreon exclusive podcast

bought a lot of eggs at costco and the cashier said, damn that is a lot of eggs and i am like yes, that is a lot of eggs

so it begins

i don't have to listen to your shitty ass takes, i am better than you, i am a subway sandwich ARTIST

spotify listening age gap discourse

me and my friends would've killed buddy the elf with hammers i can tell you that much

reminder that the admin has done this multiple times with taylor’s music and she’s nowhere to be seen lol