Okay, hear me out: The Game, but you lose if you think about That Kevin Smith Tweet.

I'm Ryan Seacrest and just like so many other Americans, I just made an uh-oh in my psnts

I'm Ryan Seacrest and as you can see a thousand terrible secrets seethe behind the cold lifelessness of my eyes

Ryan Seacrest here to say a words about CHUMBA CASINO

It's insane how little editing I had to do to make this.

Cardio mea est omnis divisa in partes tres:

YODA GOT RUN OVER BY A BANTHA ON HIS WAY TO GLUP'S HOUSE LIFE DAY EVE LUKE WAS BUSY BREAKING NEW HAND IN NO SOCKS IN SPACE SO HE JUST USED HIS SLEEVE

Sometimes a concrete is just a concrete

Tag urself I'm

Quote with your art with horns

Come to the Fuck House in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking (erotic)

*hooks thumbs through nipple chain* Now ladies and gennlemen, I may just be a simple country pervert,

Ouch ouch ouch I took a spill coming off the streetcar and skinned my knee It really hurts but there hasn't been much

Did you know that if a bar is above a certain level of snootiness, it is your right and, yes, DUTY, to steal as much toilet paper as you can fit in your purse

109% THIS. Also I highly doubt anyone's doing any molly at debate kid parties

Sorry, pal, I only buy typewriters from people who FUCK

I scanned the QR code and it just told me to rotate the cube in my mind and when said I couldn't it called me a faggot

Is sucking off bill clinton one of those things or is it just shitting your pants

IT'S TITTY O'CLOCK ON A FRIDAY AND I GOT MY TITTIES RIGHT OUT WILL I GET THEM OUT AGAIN SATURDAY? OF THAT THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT OH SHOW US YOUR TITS YOU'RE THE TITTY TRAN SHOW US YOUR TITS TONIGHT WE'RE ALL THE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME MAMMARIES AND YOURS ARE MID TO ALRIGHT

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH

Boner corn

New awareness campaign

No time like the present!

Sometimes you just have to take drugs and dance around in your underwear around strangers

Happy Halloween oOoooOooOooo

Greetings from war-torn Portland, Oregon

Regina George was a coward

my favorite genre of this is chuds posting THIS IS WHAT AMERICA WOULD LOOK LIKE UNDER SOCIALISM photos of empty shelves when it's actually america now

sup

*trying to rotate the earth in my mind*

Like I'm sorry that your neighbor is uncomfortable with things that she didn't know to be afraid of until the astroturfed moral panic, but society should not be beholden to its most unreasonably fearful. If she's going to be afraid of something, it should be using the bathroom after a hoverer.

we've got Yooberz shit at home

listen I knew it was going to be shit, but that hot dog is UNFORGIVABLE

good afternoon skyline

if anyone ever broke up with me with chatgpt as their clanker Cyrano I will invent time travel just to stop us from ever having fucked Even if it causes a universe-destroying paradox

ants

I would absolutely lose my shit

One like, one ska opinion

The first Legend of Zelda. 😞

clicker training but with one of these

drew confirmed amberpos

the lububu knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.