meet me at the upside-down handjob bar in 15 minutes if u want an ass-kicking

ROWLING'S IN THE EPSTEIN FILES DOO DAH DOO DAH

There's something appealing about fat transfer BA, but if I pull the trigger on that I'm gonna go with silicone implants so when archæologists dig me up in 10000 years,

So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?

sigh... I should call her

Just finished watching the IT show and I just have to say that yeah I can forgive centuries of child murder and cannibalism, but stealing someone's OC? Dude, not cool. You're cancelled, Pennywise. I cancel thee.

I am eating imitation crab in my underwear and as always I am hoping that whatever fish they made it out of was, at the time, doing a really just racist against crabs impression. "Oh hey look I'm a crab I got a big hand from jerking off too much ooh look at me I'm SCUTTLING"

On this day twenty-one years ago, the Christmas Islands domain registrar suspended a beloved cultural touchstone, setting the stage for its co-option as a cringe creature of crass commerce. So let us pry open our hearts in remembrance and show them to the world whether they want to or not.

Oh yeag got it right here

Oh my God what is that man doing to his film distributor

Yeah, a shrimp. Do I stutter or something?

I just got absolutely bitch-slapped by the wacky waving man outside Next Adventure

what if we kissed in the gay grass

I watched YouTube videos about groverhaus and the doom bathroom

Who's up sticking their girldick in the miracle whip?

rebel rebel

It just occurred to me that I could have just photoshopped the hamburger onto my own knob.

booble booble

bible bible

lobble lobble

knobble knobble

wobble wobble

Jacob Marley standing in the corner clanking his cuck chains

squabble squabble

mobble mobble

hobble hobble

Gobble gobble

cobble cobble

ACAB includes Santa Claus

Christmas Eve at the Hotel Vance. I go inside and ask if I can fuck the couch in the lobby. The concierge looks at me and he says "Buddy, "

If there's an art form I've always wanted to try my hand at, it's stained glass

merry december

Phlegm, Blood, Black Bile and Yellow bile are all substances. And they can all be used as lube

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate in one week?

making a reboot of Transparent and calling it The Parent Trap

Used to be that the pants were hanging from a telephone wire and they were ON FIRE but we can't have that anymore because of woke

Nude, olied Hamburglar

Morning

Well that's a little on the noae

Cum is curdled pee, pass it on

Hold on, Doctor, just one more thing before you get back into that, uh, doodad of yours

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POV: you're either not a pod person or have been engaged in unsanctioned competitive eating or both I guess