Greetings from war-torn Portland, Oregon

Regina George was a coward

my favorite genre of this is chuds posting THIS IS WHAT AMERICA WOULD LOOK LIKE UNDER SOCIALISM photos of empty shelves when it's actually america now

sup

*trying to rotate the earth in my mind*

Like I'm sorry that your neighbor is uncomfortable with things that she didn't know to be afraid of until the astroturfed moral panic, but society should not be beholden to its most unreasonably fearful. If she's going to be afraid of something, it should be using the bathroom after a hoverer.

we've got Yooberz shit at home

listen I knew it was going to be shit, but that hot dog is UNFORGIVABLE

good afternoon skyline

if anyone ever broke up with me with chatgpt as their clanker Cyrano I will invent time travel just to stop us from ever having fucked Even if it causes a universe-destroying paradox

ants

I would absolutely lose my shit

One like, one ska opinion

The first Legend of Zelda. 😞

clicker training but with one of these

drew confirmed amberpos

the lububu knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.

Yes?

"So basically Girlfriend in a Coma is Morrissey's 'If I did it'. Think about it. He's talking about all the times he _could_ have murdered her which is like trying to deflect with fake honesty. But then he asks if she'll pull through and guess what? The answer is yes. He's shitting his pants."

Only the Shitronic® 5000 Automatic Litter Box can reduce your beloved pet into a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds

Kurt Russel walked so William Gibson could run

Y'all ever notice how online arguments with fascists tend to only last roughly as long as the average person takes to masturbate?

Why tell you when I can SHOW you?

Age verification? The 7 and 7 I had Northwest Orient Flight 305 was complimentary.

We Need To Talk About Gumby (2011)

day 271

It's not unmeasurably vast to the people who died and the people who loved them, you fucking moron. Jesus, are you listening to yourself? If I ever said something to ghoulishly obtuse, I'd throw myself down a WELL, ACTUALLY

If you want to be a cackling swamp hag, you can just be a forest witch rubbing moss on her tits in the light of the moon

put peanus in computar

cum is pee chowder

this is the most disgusting thing I have ever smelled and I was once in an elevator that Johnny Depp had been in the year before

Yorgos Lanthimos

Ghostbusters can suck on my ghost balls

tired of typing insults, so here is a reply meme free for personal use

Gumby's Complaint (1972)

Jimmy Swaggart: gone, but never forgotten

outside

!!!!

5 minutes later: oh wait we forgot to say "no trannies"