i’m complaining about 40° weather… and I see mfs out here below 20.. below 0 i’m still gonna complain though but i’m also going to feel sad for them.

i’m obsessed with the john hamm viral clip.

What the fuck is up?

i’m already over winter and it’s barely started

Ebenezer Cootch

mind if I just squeal some more about my wedding ring upgrade?

it’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this

Buying Skyrim every couple years is my favorite hobby

I can't wait for some 24 year old to steal all the money in America cause the admin password is "password"

Baobab is an absolutely perfectly named tree

kids are wearing these ice cream cone shorts lately but I want the ice cream cone skirt

GRINCH MEAL

If you can indulge me in some sincere posting, I am truly thankful for any and all of you who follow and interact. This is a community I need and truly am happy to have found it again here. If you like this post, I might get around to telling you specifically why I’m thankful for you sometime here.

anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need

what flavor skeet is the best

People kind of suck, no matter what you do, you know?

I was like locked out of this for a minute hey i’m back hi hello

Give me a cute way to announce baby number 3

This is one of the only reasons I miss Jersey

It's funny how MAGA is sobbing that Trump should have won the Nobel Peace Prize, but can't seem to name what he should have won it for. Trump wants it because Barack Obama won, and he can't stand the idea that a black man is better than he is.

I Know what you did last summer (pervert)

some of you are a little too existential for me rn like that was me in college now i’m just cynical

can’t sleep

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

I will never vote for Taylor Swift

Absolutely no one is bitchier than JD Vance. Hes the bitches bitch.

My friends thought I was fancy when we won’s go out and I was ordering Long Island’s but really I wanted the most bang for my buck alcohol wise.

The world has literally gone to shit

Post you from a different era

The anti-intellectual Right Wing has come up with a list of books they haven’t read to explain why people hate them again and it’s just as ridiculous as you would imagine.

Too many shitty people grew up being told to “be themselves.” That’s not good advice for everyone, folks. Some people should try to be like somebody else.

I think we should make home school illegal

new Witcher III content coming???

What’s up?

If you know, you know

150 million Americans raise their hands!

A reboot of National Treasure except this time Nic Cage is looking for the Epstein files which shockingly implicate all of the founding fathers

How did “We the people” allow this fuckery occur within our government to not actually help any of us people

i want the entire political system in america to implode before they can ruin it further, is that fair?

permission to lib out, sir

If you think Tylenol is bad for American children, just wait until you hear about Guns!

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

The toddler has randomly begged for peppa pig and I see she’s starting her bully era

I mean what could even help us now? would we support WWIII if we were attacked and he and congress all bit dust? like a do us a favor and we will retaliate but not nuke sitch?

Melania didn’t come with the Einstein visa she came with the Epstein visa and it’s pretty obvious

At least Disneys cancelled after I come back from a week long vacation from spending all my goddamn money there

Happy 21st of September 🎉….do you remember?

Really puts this image of Zuckerberg the masculine Pedo Con into perspective "put on these glasses and watch underage school girls without anyone knowing"