Yourself, but as a cartoon

Pweenis

I’m not a “car guy,” is it bad when the wheels fall off?

I don’t know what it is, I love butterflies irl, but loathe them on jewelry, clothing, and the fact that this apps logo is a butterfly i’m a hater huh

watching the lion king and it’s my toddlers first time watching, just saw scar kill mufasa… patiently waiting to see if she’s going to get upset

PPA is kicking my ass

My BMI says i’m morbidly obese so I guess i’ll just kms thanks

i’m just full mom mode these days

fuck Tucker Carlson, fuck his little apology, and if you fall for it you're just as pathetic as he is

Hey Bluesky I gave birth

i’m just in shambles that I had to ride in an ambulance with my 5 year old on a possible seizure protocol I’m so exhausted.

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my son said getting him a 3D printer made me “the best mom ever” tysz

my son said getting him a 3D printer made me “the best mom ever” tysm

anybody have the tate KO vid? I haven’t seen it and really want a pick me up

when your favorite porn star

One person who sexually assaulted me when I was almost just a teen is someone in my family I have to see them on occasion and live my life like nothing happened no one else in my family knows. It would be devastating to some if they found out. Yeah, I need therapy.

America is a culture of child abuse. Ask any survivor - we find one another, we form networks and communities. The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.

I refuse to join Bluesky

onomatopoeia

Ever feel like you’re so sick you just have taken every healthy feeling day for granted? help

i’m complaining about 40° weather… and I see mfs out here below 20.. below 0 i’m still gonna complain though but i’m also going to feel sad for them.

i’m obsessed with the john hamm viral clip.

What the fuck is up?

i’m already over winter and it’s barely started

Ebenezer Cootch

mind if I just squeal some more about my wedding ring upgrade?

it’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this

Buying Skyrim every couple years is my favorite hobby

I can't wait for some 24 year old to steal all the money in America cause the admin password is "password"

kids are wearing these ice cream cone shorts lately but I want the ice cream cone skirt

GRINCH MEAL

If you can indulge me in some sincere posting, I am truly thankful for any and all of you who follow and interact. This is a community I need and truly am happy to have found it again here. If you like this post, I might get around to telling you specifically why I’m thankful for you sometime here.

anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need

what flavor skeet is the best

People kind of suck, no matter what you do, you know?

I was like locked out of this for a minute hey i’m back hi hello

Give me a cute way to announce baby number 3

This is one of the only reasons I miss Jersey

It's funny how MAGA is sobbing that Trump should have won the Nobel Peace Prize, but can't seem to name what he should have won it for. Trump wants it because Barack Obama won, and he can't stand the idea that a black man is better than he is.

I Know what you did last summer (pervert)

some of you are a little too existential for me rn like that was me in college now i’m just cynical

can’t sleep

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

I will never vote for Taylor Swift

Absolutely no one is bitchier than JD Vance. Hes the bitches bitch.

My friends thought I was fancy when we won’s go out and I was ordering Long Island’s but really I wanted the most bang for my buck alcohol wise.