Give me a cute way to announce baby number 3

This is one of the only reasons I miss Jersey

It's funny how MAGA is sobbing that Trump should have won the Nobel Peace Prize, but can't seem to name what he should have won it for. Trump wants it because Barack Obama won, and he can't stand the idea that a black man is better than he is.

I Know what you did last summer (pervert)

some of you are a little too existential for me rn like that was me in college now i’m just cynical

can’t sleep

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

I will never vote for Taylor Swift

Absolutely no one is bitchier than JD Vance. Hes the bitches bitch.

My friends thought I was fancy when we won’s go out and I was ordering Long Island’s but really I wanted the most bang for my buck alcohol wise.

The world has literally gone to shit

Post you from a different era

The anti-intellectual Right Wing has come up with a list of books they haven’t read to explain why people hate them again and it’s just as ridiculous as you would imagine.

Too many shitty people grew up being told to “be themselves.” That’s not good advice for everyone, folks. Some people should try to be like somebody else.

I think we should make home school illegal

new Witcher III content coming???

What’s up?

If you know, you know

150 million Americans raise their hands!

A reboot of National Treasure except this time Nic Cage is looking for the Epstein files which shockingly implicate all of the founding fathers

How did “We the people” allow this fuckery occur within our government to not actually help any of us people

i want the entire political system in america to implode before they can ruin it further, is that fair?

permission to lib out, sir

If you think Tylenol is bad for American children, just wait until you hear about Guns!

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

The toddler has randomly begged for peppa pig and I see she’s starting her bully era

I mean what could even help us now? would we support WWIII if we were attacked and he and congress all bit dust? like a do us a favor and we will retaliate but not nuke sitch?

Melania didn’t come with the Einstein visa she came with the Epstein visa and it’s pretty obvious

At least Disneys cancelled after I come back from a week long vacation from spending all my goddamn money there

Happy 21st of September 🎉….do you remember?

Really puts this image of Zuckerberg the masculine Pedo Con into perspective "put on these glasses and watch underage school girls without anyone knowing"

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

I literally want to strangle half the people I know on facebook from where I grew up because we lived in a diverse area with all types of peoples and now they are blind racists that have facist views like how did this happen

Social media is a scam to get you to get aggravated, buy more shit, and doom scroll. first world problems huh

I always come back here when I forget I actually have this, sorry. but I miss so many of you and I always remember oh shit they are over here.

wasn’t the guy who did it on their side?

Sunny, lazy mama

Diversity makes America great.

not me, i’m a super basic bitch just half the size of regular ones.

I am really uneasy about how many fucking people in this country are brain dead and make excuses for this administration

I feel like there's not enough being done with oobleck

finished hunting wives and holy shit I enjoyed it

our brains automatically translate WTF but not LOL.

I am the old lady who wants to sleep at 9pm

A vampire with a cold: Nostheraflu

RBF MONDAY

watched the south park episode, trumps tiny pee pee made me laugh

My five-year-old and her eight-year-old friend invented a series of tests to determine if people are ghosts. They interviewed all the adults separately. When they determined that I was a ghost, the five-year-old cried.

unfortunately this is probably going to happen