I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

new saddest short story: sweetgreen lunch & learn. what's your order?

some child with an inscrutable haircut saying they call him tater salad

as the creep of nostalgia marches ever onward, generation alpha will be doing ron white jokes as he was the only funny blue collar comedy tour guy

Overcome with a feral need to cowify a girl rn. Ear tag, cowkini, quadruple dose of prog, hooked up to the pumps, the works Don't really care if it's her kink or not. The injections will take care of that

if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age

ah but did the Claude code bot that helped you make the safe word system for your empty spaces it/its doll chat bot also consent to helping build such or does your kayfabe of LLM interiority only extend to what is convenient?

Would you let it put a cigarette out on you?

"good morning" huh???? boobs NOT groped. cock NOT licked. waist NOT held. ass NOT filled. wake me up when i'm being treated like the fuck toy plushie u hide under ur bed out of shame,,

Looking at security? I'll show you something interesting. All security is either man with gun or dog. Cameras? Dog. Locked doors? Man with gun Despite being men with guns, roving security guards are actually dog

It fits! Cow breeding time

my pet!~

"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed every single day for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue.

cleaning

if i was a video game character model would you equip me with the cute outfits and let me get grappled by big monsters and slimes and stuff yes or yes

Trying to gain weight in 2026 is so annoying. Everything costs 3x as much as it used to and everything is sold with 0% fat by default. MY BUTTERMILK HAS GOT NO FAT IN IT

Opening up slack feels like putting my hand in here

bountiful harvest

received a cursed sword haunted by the spirit of a girl that learned she was not as into snuff play as she thought she was

lfg

Ferbruary #oldknees

what if you fell in love online and then it turned out you were getting catfished by dog with a blog

5 jobs I've had: - DJ - Soup, Salad, and Sandwich Assembler - Software Engineer - Patent Engineer - Embedded Systems Consultant

i have a terminal case of responding to "can you do [thing that is slightly out of your ability]?" with "oh totally"

I did not know that did that to her after she goes bleh. that’s interesting

It has now been four years

okay there is no need to be condescending

maid outfit fetishist? no, that's broomf

this would be a great place to build a city, the spikes make any kind of direct assault v difficult

do i give in to obedience, and deny the truth of dominance? or do i claw my way towards power and leave myself starving for submission? do i leave it up to another? is there even any choice at all? is it six thirty in the morning? who knows. who. knows.

so often it feels like being torn asunder. so often "switch" feels a poor descriptor. one mood or the other fails to take me, and so my mind is filled instead with contradiction. something that, try as i might to explain or satiate, defies my pleas for peace at every turn

my switchiness feels like a curse sometimes. that ceaseless lust, that hunger for eternal submission, ever at odds with my need to be Above certain creatures. my longing for sharp comfort grappling with with my yearning for cruel power. my fatigue slowly wearing down my resolve

This simple party trick will blow your guests’ minds in 2026

Parker's lesser-known asset

getting groped up on the dancefloor with such a getup was such a trip too. gripped at the waist, hands traveling up from under my shirt to grab for more. it feels so direct yet there isn't any skin contact 😵‍💫🫠

so this was literally my fit to the club last night

make em wait for it

*5 weeks of research and hand loading less lethals with basically only enough muzzle energy to escape the barrel and a single scene later* Sub: Y'know, I'm fine, but that was a lot hotter in my head. :/ Dom: *sighs deeply and tries to figure out where to sell everything involved*

What people think BDSM is like: Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go Sub: what What BDSM is actually like Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go Dom: what Sub: please

[makes a jerking off motion in front of myself and gets really embarrassed when i start moaning for real]