favorite part of the christmas is when santa chooses one child to be The Christmas Boy, and santa makes a small incision upon his wrist and The Christmas Boy drinks deeply of his blood, and then he ascends into heaven to become a new christmas star. he will never enter heaven but he burns so bright

Updated with good news: you get a TOY with the burger.

liquid immersion cockpit mech pilot looking at a sous vide steak and starting to cry a little bit

working and not giving my bitch girlfriend backshots genuinely fucking with my mood today

sure love being a 90s movie protag where I have dread inducing sense of alienation but because I have a good job and no real problems in my life I'm supposed to just sort of accept it

the fact that you can actually get hypnotised in real life is crazy. its like if it turned out that elves are real and you could have sex with them

So I just found this thing beneath a cave. I’m not sure what it is but when I touch it, it gives forth a sound. What do y’all think I should do with it? Is this something I should show the Priests?

undertaker <3 #eldenring #nightreign

🌲 #FE3H

reaupload from twaadder... uhm uhm uHM

metal cd nellie #deltarune #deltarunefanart

first date idea: she holds me in her arms and i start crying like a neglected puppy feeling wanted for the first time

minstrel's ballad

Kat and Ash visit the market

the myth of consensual petplay part two: dogtop cnc REDUX

do you see my vision......

Sometimes I think about how we all pick up little things from people and media we've interacted with or consumed over the years for example, I'll still bust out a "Jack Dagniels" from time to time because of those Epic Meal Time fellas

queen of diamonds ♦️

normalize slipping it in bc ur bored

if anything, my desire for a cursed amulet to obsess over might just _be_ a sort of cursed thing to obsess over

(old works repost)Air fighter necrotechs of The Glass Factory.

awww,,, you had such a long day,, your big sis is so proud of you for giving it your all! it's okay now though, we're alone and you can let go,, let your pretty mind sink away into a blissful slumber while i watch over you 💜

another reupload from twitter.. chat I hate growing old

me, half an hour into the polycule meet:

same but replace the shoes with docs

(looking at lesbian couple) so which one of you is on an unstoppable path towards terrifying apotheosis? and which one of you would shatter the heavens and poison the earth forever to take her back?

ketu #ウマ娘　#ミホノブルボン

Faces

Stickers #vtuber #anarchyartlas

Scissors beats paper (girl) #anarchyartlas #vtuber #envtuber

We’ve patched things up! ☺️☺️☺️ #anarchyartlas #vtuber

This hit 10k on twitter so I made an 🔞 nsfw version for them that I wanna share here too! 😌🙏

Doodle @atlasanarchy.bsky.social #anarchyartlas ✏️

Caesar 3 (1999)

this is what it's like, yeah.

what if it was Five Girls and you had to sit on their lap as a chair as they fed you fries while petting you

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind 🌱 Happy Birthday 🎂 風の谷のナウシカ #Ghibli #Miyazaki

Mega Starmie ⭐

Elf is actually Eldritch horror with Buddy as a malevolent holiday spirit causing age regression to all he meets.

If you're not having kinky t4t sex with hellraiser in the background then are you really even trying? Are you really?

Tired: One night stand Wired: FOMOsexuality

the toonami robot sold me weed and it was all seeds and stems

me when girls