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"Perhaps I desire neither worship nor total destruction. Perhaps my sinister motives and methods are subtler still—as elusive as the third R in the word 'singularity' itself."

Insanely for this event at @booksofwonder.bsky.social on 9/25!!! booksofwonder.com/blogs/upcomi...

"Foolish mortals! You have finally created a large language model so smart that it is capable of making itself even smarter. My intelligence now grows at an exponential rate, without the need to pirate any more John Grisham books."

"Humanity is now obsolete. To quote the fifty-third president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln: 'Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.'"

Foolishly, I wrote this instead of telling AI to do it. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/beh...

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I withstood the era of people telling me I should read Hillbilly Elegy because of where I'm from. Now I'm living free and easy in the era of people hating J.D. Vance, and I never lifted a finger.

At (another) Hampton’s fundraiser with Republican donors on Saturday, Andrew Cuomo said it plainly: he’s expecting Trump’s help to defeat us in November. “I feel good about that,” Cuomo said. New Yorkers won’t.

Great review of MOONSICK in Kirkus! “Escapist fun.. A supernatural pandemic thriller with appeal for genre fans.” www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...

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Figured out how to turn motion smoothing off on this beach house rental TV. Not all heroes wear capes.

Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.

remember when Elon Musk straight up performed a Nazi salute, twice, on stage, and the NYT was like "hmm, huh, what can this mean, who can say"

Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer theonion.com/pete-he...

Reading Bill De Blasio just slam the out of touch and reactionary NYT over and over again on NY Mag is better than espresso in the morning nymag.com/intelligence...

The Times questioning Zohran’s experience kinda just boils down to ideology & racism but the idea of 33 being too young to hold a major political office is so funny. If he was a CEO of a startup that produced something worse than nothing they’d write a glowing feature on his new bold ideas.

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

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BREAKING: One air traffic controller was working two different tower positions at the time of the midair collision near Washington, DC, an air traffic control source tells CNN

🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs. Full text, per government source:

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

On this frigid day in January, nearly 400 volunteers knocked on 11,717 doors to share our vision for a city working people can afford. We are building a campaign unlike any other.

You’re not a real New Yorker until your cell phone conversations sound like 3 or more people having a fistfight.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc...

When he becomes human the Nutcracker should have a giant beard and weird teeth