I really don't need a brand to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. Send me a coupon or send me nothing

A WINTER'S MERCY is OUT TODAY! With all the awfulness in the world, this is the perfect time to dive into a spectacularly bleak war story masquerading as a cheery romp! Go on, you know you want to! phil-williams.co.uk/a-winters-me...

The worst part about being the person still masking at the office is that I can't ever do a fake sick day to just go goof off because then the optics are "oh the mask didn't work huh??"

Ren Fest ~

3rd Voice, 1st Passage by @evandahm.bsky.social, one of my favorite writers/artists ~ beautiful physical copy with sprayed edges You can read it for free serialized at rice-boy.com which I highly recommend (2nd Passage almost done) and I also recommend adding this to your shelf!!

"I adore these poems. Read this book if you're alive." - Doug Paul Case, author of Americanitis Mall Water Jenna Jaco @jennajaco.bsky.social Print: kithbooks.com/shop/p/mallwater eBook: kithbooks.com/digital/p/mallwater

NEW 📗! PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements (@ravineangel.bsky.social) In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil "The year's great work of literary horror." —Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

ok the thing about "covid consciousness sounds conspiratorial" is that like we went into lockdown about this. like. in real life. people were like "this is dangerous" ALL over the world. and then just decided to stop, based on like, vibes. like you did not have to connect fake dots for this

My newest book CARAPACE is out today in ebook and paperback! It's a comedic body horror satire about toxic relationships and capitalism. It's also the weirdest, nastiest, goofiest book I've ever written. I love it.

My buddy @traviswanteat.bsky.social just released his newest book, Carapace! And holy shit folks it is one of the creepiest, freakiest body horror novels I've read in years. It packs more weirdness into its short length than many longer books could dream of. Highly, highly recommend. a.co/d/fzkygf1

Eating a box of whoppers and watching a movie. Living the dream

wishing all my fellow bisexuals a very visible #bivisibilityday the most visible thing i do is write SFF about horny queers making terrible life choices, so why not check out this trilogy-starter full of shifty politics and grumpy dragons it would be easier to count the characters who AREN’T bi🔥

Hey there folks, we're getting to spooky season! The Narrows by Travis Riddle is a great book with creepy vibes and it's also indie/self pub! 💙📚 www.goodreads.com/book/show/42...

Which piece of shit app or website sold all its users' emails to result in me receiving almost 20 emails from various conservative newsletters today

My working theory is that RFK Jr is a situation like Oogie Boogie in Nightmare Before Christmas, a bunch of nasty disgusting bugs wearing a suit. That's why his voice and face and soul are like that

The thing is, even if I wasn't concerned about my own personal health and wanting to avoid long covid (which I really am), disability advocates have never stopped asking us to show them solidarity and perform real community care by continuing to mask, so I'm gonna keep doing it

the world has me in a gross, nasty, mean headspace right now so writing books like Carapace, Love Shots, and another upcoming noir murder mystery book has been satisfying. They let me be nasty and meanspirited lol

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have revealed a synthetic glycosystem -a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle- that can BLOCK SARS-CoV-2 from infecting human cells, REDUCING infection rates by NEARLY 99%. Acting as a decoy, the molecule BINDS to the spike protein, PREVENTING it from attaching to real cells.

Still need your #LoveIsland fix? I'm writing a horror/thriller novel with a bunch of hot people being terrorized by SOMETHING while filming a hit reality dating competition show. Think Jurassic Park + Love Island, & it's updating weekly on p*treon for tier 2+3 subscribers!

Weird that Superman is from a planet called Krypton and his dog is named Krypto. Like me adopting a dog and naming it Eart

When the old lady at the tex-mex joint calls you mijo and gives you extra salsa and the guy at the register always wears a mask and calls you buddy >>>>

90 Day Fiance Tell All + I'm goin sicko mode on some queso and guacamole then watching Love Island after. What a night ahead

My 15th book, THE LOSS OF THE STAR'S TRANQUILITY, is out today! Dive into a fantasy mystery adventure about a luxury resort crashing into the untamed wilderness, far from civilization or any hope of rescue. Available in ebook & paperback here: bit.ly/dangbooks ~

If you play that dumb game or stream the movies or buy butterbeer at the park or recommend the books to people or tune in to the new TV show you are directly contributing to this so please don't!!

mask up indoors in public, friends. never too late to start again!

Hey y'all! In about a month, Amazon's gonna be changing how they distribute royalties for lower-priced paperbacks, which means I'll annoyingly have to increase the price of BABY BIRD at that point. If you want to get it for its lower price, here's your warning to get it ASAP!

Only ONE MONTH until you can read my new book, written in @tobiasbegley.bsky.social's Mana Mirror world ~ No prior knowledge needed, so get ready and grab your ebook or paperback on June 12! It'll look great on the shelf next to all your other TMR books...

I reviewed BABYLON, which I can't believe A) I missed and B) Damien Chazelle directed. Big and vulgar and magnificent, an unsentimental ode to the disgusting, stupid, parasitic, violent freaks who gave us movies. www.patreon.com/posts/127751...

Got the latest from @devinmadson.bsky.social! If you like queer romance and murder mysteries and neat magic then this is a book you can read to experience all of those things. And if you don't like those then you better start to

My new novel THE LOSS OF THE STAR'S TRANQUILITY is out June 12 in ebook + paperback! What's extra exciting is that it's a brand new adventure set in Tobias Begley's Mana Mirror universe ~ It's one of my most ambitious projects to date. Don't miss it! (art by Collette Curran)

I read an early copy and this book is good!!

Happy trans day of visibility! ~ Here are just a few of my favorite works from trans artists in my collection. You definitely should check these out if you haven't already!!

Spread the word so we can do some good!!

Throwback to these designs I made for my friend @traviswanteat.bsky.social to celebrate the release of the second installment in his Pokémon inspired book series, A Fracture in the Qwisdeep! There are now 6 books available in Jekua series. Wow can you believe that?!

Much about the world is awful but in the evenings I get to eat snacks and drink soda and sit next to my girlfriend watching TV

Got some very dope stuff in my inbox this week... Some might describe the dope stuff as "drafts of cover art for two different upcoming books"...

As a long time Sean Baker fan, it was really dope seeing the Anora sweep tonight

Between this, them canceling the meeting to update the flu shot, our biggest flu season in 15 years, covid still running rampant, measles and tuberculosis outbreaks spreading...I just gotta remind y'all that you can resume masking at any time to protect yourselves + others

When you've got friends who write good-ass books... That shit rules @cmcaplanwrites.bsky.social @fantasticphil.bsky.social

HAPPY PUBLICATION DAY GANG COME CHECK IT OUT

New batch of 90 Day Fiance freaks and a new season of White Lotus tonight...... It's time to eat

Hell yeah @johnbierce.bsky.social

Surprise! I have a new release today! Kinda. To celebrate the 3-year anniversary of it ending, I've released an ebook omnibus of Houndstooth. A convenient, cheap way to grab the series if you haven't yet. Action, adventure, m/m romance, and a crusade against fascism. What more is there?

My pal released a new book today, and I've already read it so I can guarantee it'll be one of the most fun, unique books you'll read all year. Already ordered my paperback!

Buttergoon lurks

The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.

I was just informed my combo pack audiobook is available on Audible Plus! That means you can listen without spending an Audible credit!! Yeah!! Go get it ~ www.audible.com/pd/On-Lavend...

Sales low enough already so if no one is gonna be literate anymore should I even bother continuing to write books

Eating girl scout cookies and watching foreign films... That's what life is about

Sitting together