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NEW EPISODE: Wake Up Dead Witch - Part 1 Riley leads most of the Good Chaotic gang in a round of The Witch is Dead, a one-page RPG by Grant Howitt, in which three animal companions attempt to avenge their fallen owner. Listen now: www.patreon.com/posts/151648...

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

“Hey, son, want to listen to ‘Cat’s in the Cradle’ with me?” “Sorry, can’t right now, Dad, maybe some other time.”

OUT NOW ON PATREON: The Pageturners - XP Extra In this post-recording talkback, we discuss trying out @evilhat.bsky.social's Girl by Moonlight system, @chaule.bsky.social's first time running a game (!), her secret inspiration for our one-shot, and more! Listen now: www.patreon.com/posts/150881...

The Jim Henson Company should produce a puppet remake of Oppenheimer, called The Muppets Take The Manhattan Project.

Excuse me, AP?

The fiend I become when I eat Pocky is not pretty.

Turns out there’s an economic cost to everyone hating us.

Every billionaire in the Epstein files could drop dead tomorrow and the world would not only be fine, it would actually improve. The quality of our media would improve. Our environment. Our food. Our health care. Our technology.

Oops, someone forgot to feed their robot

Clip episode? More like skip episode.

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act. The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."

She's running to replace Dick Durbin and, uh, to say this is a welcome change in tone and attitude would be a hell of an understatement.

Nailed it.

Good morning ☕

Somehow the King of England can get on board with his brother Andrew Mountbatten being prosecuted for crimes he committed with Jeffrey Epstein But Pam Bondi and the MAGA Republicans continue to cover for Epstein-in-Chief criminal Donald Trump

Official ranking of “Friends” characters I’d want as my D&D players: 🧵

Their version of DEI is “Didn't Earn It.”

This feels like such a boomer take, but I liked it better when the Summer and Winter Olympics were the same year. It made waiting 4 years feel way more special.

Gavin Newsom hates poor people. “While pandering to business elites, Newsom has slashed budgets to assist the poor and near-poor with healthcare, housing and food - in a state where seven million live under the official poverty line and child poverty rates are the highest in the nation.“

Yes, Dragon Ball?

[flirting] *you're

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

I don’t need a Valentine when I have Hawaiian bread.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

“He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!”

Good Chaotic presents The Pageturners - Chapter 2 The Pageturners work to reunite with friends - and battle foes within themselves. Part 2 of 2. LISTEN NOW: www.patreon.com/posts/150511...

Moskowitz: Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God

Congratulations to all Karens out there, your name is getting a reprieve. Quit being such a Pam.

Carnac the Magnificent opening an envelope that contains "The Republican Party" inside.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Anyone got any leads on the Infinity Stones?

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

Nothing feels more dystopian than Super Bowl commercials.

This is how you do it folks

On the off chance this is true (it’s not), next time yell, “Fuck you, Vance” just to be sure.

To those of you who saw the @goodchaotic.com Game of Rassilon live show at #Gally1, what I didn't mention about the War Doctor clutching his head on the GM screen is there's a Dalek to his left looking at him like, "Dude, you okay over there?"

@doonpook.bsky.social The Game of Rassilon was so cool to see in person! Great job! So many laughs!

I was sitting on the floor and a child silently walked up to me, smiling, and handed me a 6-7 ribbon. #gally1

pretty tired of all the nazis

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Fire every agent who does this. Publicize their names and notify the neighbors every time they move into a new neighborhood.

Chrono Trigger 2

I’m not even into wrestling but this rules.