“We, the creators of the Torment Nexus, are now suing the writers of the classic science fiction novel ‘Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.’”

Jebadiah Springfield the statue.

The Rebellion has A, B, X, and Y-Wings. They must have gotten their ships from Nintendo and Microsoft.

Is it Happy Piccolo Day or Merry Piccolo Day?

ME: what is an IV for ROMAN: yes

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

So then he’s just like every other GameStop employee.

I really do miss the simple joy of pouring over every single page of Electronics Gaming Monthly or Wizard Magazine for an entire month.

i will graciously accept apologies from any of the multiple Washington Post pundits who claimed i was misrepresenting the editorial shift of their publication after it was purchased by Jeff Bezos. i am sure that is coming any day now. correcting the record is so important, after all.

Years ago, the Ohio State Supreme Court ruled a gerrymandered map drawn by the GOP invalid & ordered them to use the existing maps. The GOP ignored the court and used the gerrymandered map anyway. Legal consequences? None. Virginia should do the same thing now. IGNORE THE COURT. USE THE NEW MAPS.

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope

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funniest thing i’ve ever seen

very few movies Get It the way Honor Among Thieves does, it feels like a bunch of dipshit buddies hanging out and trying to one-up each other with nonsense while the exasperated DM tries to get the campaign back on course anyone who has ever played a TTRPG recognizes the feeling immediately

Each new level of enshitification of @kotaku.com somehow still manages to surprise me and makes me ask why I keep reading the site.

Real Estate: It’s Not Like You’ll Have To Pay It Off

Fuck the Empire, this day and every day.

I can’t tell if I’m watching The Phantom Menace or the news.

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

MAY THE 3RD BE WITH YOU!

MAY THE 2ND BE WITH YOU!

I finally used a day calculator to see how long I lived on the east coast vs. how long I’ve lived in Los Angeles, and apparently I crossed into official Californian only 72 days ago.

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IT BEGINS!

Listen to @goodchaotic.com

MAY THE 1ST BE WITH YOU!

Obi-Wan, Anakin, Padme

Words to live by

TV: And if you follow the cold front through the weekend, you'll see we have a 30% chance of upset. Me: ...What's upset? The Egyptian God Set: NOT MUCH DAWG, WHATS UP WITH YOU

Irony is dead, and I think I know who did it.

I feel so bad for Gary Cohen when he’s stuck calling games with Daniel Murphy.

Let’s go Mets!

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

Then he should stop staging them.

A jury unanimously disagreed

I’m so glad I was a theater kid before they added “Jr.” to the titles of school shows.

Mets need to trade Vientos before game 2 starts.

Strong "we saw ye from across the banquet hall and we diggeth your style" energy here

Gonna travel back to the 2010s and release a hit record called “I Hope This Email Finds You In Hell.”

#nokings #LoveMyGov #itsthefuckingguns #midterms26 #DumpElectoralCollege #ReleaseALLTheFilesNOW #SupportUkraineNOW #EndTheIranWarNOW #25thAmmendmentNOW 👇👇👇

See you all at the Correspondents’ Dinner!

Is Ghostbusters a kaiju movie?

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

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