lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

I don’t need a Valentine when I have Hawaiian bread.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

“He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!”

Good Chaotic presents The Pageturners - Chapter 2 The Pageturners work to reunite with friends - and battle foes within themselves. Part 2 of 2. LISTEN NOW: www.patreon.com/posts/150511...

Moskowitz: Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God

Congratulations to all Karens out there, your name is getting a reprieve. Quit being such a Pam.

Carnac the Magnificent opening an envelope that contains "The Republican Party" inside.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Anyone got any leads on the Infinity Stones?

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

Nothing feels more dystopian than Super Bowl commercials.

This is how you do it folks

On the off chance this is true (it’s not), next time yell, “Fuck you, Vance” just to be sure.

To those of you who saw the @goodchaotic.com Game of Rassilon live show at #Gally1, what I didn't mention about the War Doctor clutching his head on the GM screen is there's a Dalek to his left looking at him like, "Dude, you okay over there?"

@doonpook.bsky.social The Game of Rassilon was so cool to see in person! Great job! So many laughs!

I was sitting on the floor and a child silently walked up to me, smiling, and handed me a 6-7 ribbon. #gally1

pretty tired of all the nazis

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Fire every agent who does this. Publicize their names and notify the neighbors every time they move into a new neighborhood.

Chrono Trigger 2

I’m not even into wrestling but this rules.

sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find

Who could this be? Hmm…

Because Pizza Hut sucks?

This from Kate is exactly right. Remember: Bannon is literally the guy who said the strategy is to flood the zone with shit and that the media is the real enemy.

Every RPG is a one-page RPG if you only read one page of it

🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Traitors.

There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.

I just love when I’m watching something on a streamer and they put an ad break in the middle of a scene.

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

I am appalled by the number of people who are willing to look the other way on this issue. Trump is using this lie to try to mess with future elections to stay in office. Let’s have truth prevail. (2/2)

Every time Trump claims election fraud, it is a massive lie and the media should be saying that. Countless lawsuits, recounts, and statistical analysis have proven that our elections are honest & accurate. That is the truth & anyone claiming otherwise is lying. (1/2)

This is action EVERY city in the country can take. If your hotels cooperate with ICE, goodbye liquor revenue.

In my business, we typically call people like this "Bad Guys."

“Thing No One Has Can Play Games No One Wants”

Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

They're pushing Newsom super hard hoping you forget there is still plenty of time to find a good candidate that doesn't throw trans rights into the garbage, because fuck voting for that piece of shit. THERE'S EASILY TIME. We can do better. You don't get to throw people's human rights & dignity away.

With so much going on, I’ve completely forgotten to be depressed about Valentine’s Day coming up!

At this point, I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if we found out Epstein had been running a Squid Game.

I actually do hope I’m trapped in a Groundhog Day today.

You can tell it's AI because they're not masked

reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)