The Speaker of The United States House of Representatives stands before a microphone and states there's "new legal analysis" he learned from a headline saying they don't have to pay furloughed government employees because he doesn't want to admit its some shit Trump just made up yesterday.

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It's his cousin Authentick

I saved this clip so fast. Can't wait to overuse it.

These words in this exact order flowed through my brain about 5 mins ago. A black man identifying as Topher proactively is an Opp

I'm trying to make sense of this Wembanyama block tonight. #NBASky #SkyHoops 1/2

I need this in husky size so I can fight crime at night

I know that Taylor album was bad because I haven’t seen white women rally against one of their own like this since Hillary ran for president.

‘Til I find the righteous one, Computer Blue.” 💜

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Man ain’t never met a sex offender he wouldn’t take a photo with.

It’s never hey why did we let a felon run for office. It’s never hey why are letting a criminal do illegal things against the constitution. It’s never hey white people we need to go drag that felon out of office and toss him into jail.

Feel like everyone is allowing the president to have an imagination, and it’s gonna kill us all.

GOOD MORNING BLACKSKY!!! 🤣🤣🤣 open.spotify.com/track/7lMIJ4...

You have to match insanity with insanity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And tomorrow is Monday again.

you suggest my man is going to have to adjust to back shots with no recoil for the first time and then i look up to see my exes marrying a gaggle of women who use toothbrushes on their edges?! might be time to make moon cricket reference in the music. idk idk

Per my last repost, it's really sad that almost all the quotes are saying to protect that man. Because we all know as soon as it's something beneficial to us commoners, the rich evil will try to topple it 😔

What a throw by Cam "we ass" Ward

Full moon tonight, if I don't turn into a werewolf I'm gonna be upset

Fellas: Let ladies have things.

We don’t need a male versions of everything.

You trying to box, tho?

4-1 *excessively blasting cannons disturbing neighbors*

Benny Hill

nothing turns me into a boomer faster than this particular mistake lmao. i'd cut his ass tomorrow.

Kimberly Hébert Gregory has sadly passed at the age of 52. She was introduced to many through her work on ‘Vice Principals’ and ‘Craig of the Creek.’ She voiced, Nicole Williams, Craig’s mom. May she Rest in Peace.

Using massive Medicaid and Medicare fraud.

Friday , Saturday , Sunday , Sunfriturday Should be fair enough right ?

Aces/mercury still going to be a 6 game series but man, rough game for Phoenix.

Cathy ain’t gonna need to worry about anything but that buyout real soon.

They really been out here coasting through life while we been swinging with one arm.

Jackie and A'ja having another 30 for 30 game?!!

The most points in a quarter in WNBA Finals history: 21 PTS — Jackie Young (10/5/2025)

If we're going to be real, white people have been crying about every single thing that has happened to decenter them since the passing of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. They just keep finding new targets for their white whining.

Unforgettable moments ⭐️ Zion Williamson made sure this Pelicans fan had a memorable experience in Melbourne!

Lo-Fi Mountain West Games you can study too

This cal/Duke game is ridiculously perfect for the late night college football crowd

Miami made winning this game a 1000 times harder than it had to be in the matter of a single quarter. The most important quarter of football, some might argue.

I need a Miami-Colorado game purely for the time management incompetence.

Could have called fair catch.

Maannnnnn get penn st & texas outta everyone's faces, forever. 2 continuously unserious programs.

Not only was that a wack ass play call by penn st, that play was DOA like a muhfucka

Mind you… this UCLA team has no HC, no OC, and no DC. They, quite literally, got ran off the field by NEW MEXICO at home.

Skycam view of that pick from Arch Manning