CORRECTED POST: :) MPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE: If you are trans at a convention I am at and someone gives you shit about it, let me know and I will come throw a fucking chair at them. This service is complimentary. Also, I have to start proofreading my posts!

The Demon in repose. You'd never know that he was, all tasmanian devil-like, picking fights with Jones in the wee hours. They started in the kitchen, down the hall, and into my bedroom. Scattering my hamper, wastebasket, and recycling bins.

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

blanket apology for all the emails I forgot to answer this year, and for all the emails I will forget to answer next year

"I'm your huckleberry."

#ArtvsArtist 2025 👁️

I've waited 3 years to make this post

Kids are so savage. Tell me why I just overheard one at the store telling another “I don’t know who you think you’re talking to like this when you act like someone who eats dry cereal for breakfast because your daddy left for milk and never came back. Guess we can see why” I was GAGGED

Lyft took the car. I’m currently trying to appeal the decision but it’s a waiting game. I’m unemployed and facing homelessness because of it. And absolutely none of this is my fault. My mental state is in shambles. Please repost. Any help is appreciated ko-fi.com/nella0464/go...

Oooh... Mayo Sour cream & chives Nacho cheese & jalapeños BBQ sauce Garlic & parmesan Tzatziki Chili & cheese Chorizo & eggs

Why yes, I am absolutely that person who does their hair before they go get a haircut

this is correct, though if you're gonna do it then do it, I don't want romances written because someone wants to check the box I want romances written by sickos with decade-old AO3 accounts

Currently reading? Nonfiction: mortician Fiction: soldier Finished? Nonfiction: epidemiologist Fiction: retail clerk at a box store

I have been seeing a new trend on social media of neurodivergent/depressed people motivating themselves to clean by putting on Celtic or medieval music and pretending they're an innkeeper cleaning up their tavern. I just...I love neuroweird people, man. I love us.

If you see this post a random fact about yourself (if you feel like): In college, I got so mad at a professor that I changed my major just to have his class removed from my transcript. It cost me a year, and I had to finish the original degree at another school 🤘😎 But hey, now I have two!

NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

*struggling to open bottle* it's actually called triple sec because of how secure it is. No one's even really sure what it tastes like. Though the illustration on the label suggests oranges

it was one of the worst parts of Twitter & there was an impulse to not do it back in Bluesky Before Times but now if you tell people "actually this sucks" they'll tell you it's praxis to quote-dunk trash takes & that shitting up the timeline is Good, Actually and "exposes bigots to sunlight" or w/e

Happy belated #Caturday Have some Maple & Del, 16 weeks. They're littermates, but in the 2nd picture you can really see how much bigger Del is than his sister. He already outweighs her by over a pound. (She's normal sized. He's just huge 😂)

It seems that if you don't get up and actually do the things, the things don't get done I resent this

We had congressional hearings when parents just suspected heavy metal was leading some kids to suicide.

It's gray and rainy, we're on a high wind and flood advisory, it's a holiday I don't celebrate and I have nowhere else to be. I'm drinking coffee and redbull, going to sit up late making cookies & playing HZD Fuzzy jammy pants, cats, and fully charged controller. Let's go!

Maple and Del's well kitten check today! They're getting their grown up teeth, so about 16w old. Maple is a perfectly healthy 4 lbs, and Del "you're going to have a bruiser" is 5.5 lbs

I am immediately reporting this personal attack.

This is kinda a checklist, but holiday-ish stuff I want to cook, with ingredients I don't want to forget about! • lemon chicken orzotto (tonight) • cornish hens (THAW!!) • Fish Soup without fish • brothy carrot butterbean soup • porkchops & collard greens • pear crisp • COOKIES • beef bourguinon

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

Take a moment to think of all the folks near and far that you love. Think of how your love feels flowing through the aether to them. Of it flowing over and enveloping your loved ones. Now think of that same waterfall of affection meeting you. There are so many who love you.

You are painting a vision of a future in which teachers create lessons with "A.i.," students complete them with "A.i.," and teachers grade them with "A.i." No learning takes place under this system. The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.

Here’s mine with bonus kitten.

Manufacturing culture wars allows Republicans to sound faux populist without having to address the practical problems faced by most Americans — lack of paid sick leave, unaffordable child care and elder care, stagnant wages, and inadequate housing. Don’t fall for it.

Welp, I lost the Wham challenge. Thanks, physical therapy.

Happy Long Night!

Neve Gallus 💚

1/8 Neve Gallus The start of a portrait series #DragonAge #dragonageveilguard

PUT AWAY YOUR HARPOON, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DARK THOUGHTS. AND YOU WILL WIN.

oh you support your girlboss breaking the glass ceiling ? That's cute. I support my Mistress vaporizing the building

Snickers (Tiny Demon) is asleep in my lap while I play HZD. I made that blanket myself maybe 12 years ago. It's the official household blanket of winter gaming

Del has discovered how to tip my laundry hamper and that the pile of clothes is fun to play in

Wow, I overslept! I've been home since early Nov with an injury, but happy Winter Break! Goals: ✅️ make bed ⬜️ shower ⬜️ plan dinner ⬜️ watch kittens play ⬜️ ponder neurodivergence ⬜️ balance checkbook ⬜️ level up Isal ⬜️ doomscroll ⬜️ bake cookies ⬜️ make dinner ⬜️ stare into the fathomless void ⬜️ play HZD

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader. So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.

"What's In The Fridge?" Dinner Ground beef Tomatoes, garlic, carrots, onion, celery, bell pepper, Anaheim chili, habanero chili, red wine Jar of marinara Box of rigatoni pasta Mozzarella, parmesan (More mozzarella and cottage cheese to top) Cook, combine, spread on a sheet pan, bake 400° for 35min

Stephen Miller looking like he's about to flick a cigarette into the trail of oil leading to the building where all the innocents are trapped. And Dan Scavino looking like ... well.

For comparison, this is Christopher Anderson's photography when he's NOT trolling for everything he's worth. Every choice made in the photos of this administration is a choice. It's fucking art, is what it is.

Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.

you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do

new reason for living is that i absolutely need to see a bunch of people go to prison