Remember when we spent the Summer of 2024 convincing you suckers that Joe Biden was the senile one? Good times…

It’s beginning to look a lot like mediocre white boys getting their ass kickedmas.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen Iron Maiden (DiAnno and Dickinson iterations) Missing Persons The Police The Cure Soundgarden

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to safe you? Guess I’m fucked.

This is where I post from.

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally. Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

WHY, indeed

Delighted that from January 2026 all research articles published in the Journal of Roman Archaeology @cambup-archaeology.cambridge.org will be Open Access view.updates.cambridge.org?qs=85c24bbd7...

My friend @nat1advice.tbm.games is on point

What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation. To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil

Get ready to share every article you can find about Trump saying ‘I don’t want to hear about the affordability’. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/i-d...

This needs to be the Democrats message broadly. Tonight shows it is possible.

Once more, for old times’ sake

Bari Weiss becoming head of the news division at CBS does not just tarnish the legacy of Murrow and Cronkite, it tarnishes the legacy of fucking Hee Haw.

The sort of quality I’ve come to expect from our nation’s Gravy Seals.

This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him

Jesus Christ, how are you so unbelievably bad at this? A deeply unpopular president is recklessly destroying our government, wrecking our democracy, covering up pedophilia and now threatening to use military force against our own citizens but you're tsk-tsking about protecting healthcare?

We're having new tile flooring installed in a couple of rooms. My 14th century-soaked brain can't help but refer to the man doing the work as Wat, and I know this to be awful of me, so rather than keep it to myself, I'm sharing it here where six or seven people might get it and shake their heads.

Bad headline: "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’ over Charlie Kirk comments" Good headline: "ABC bows to government pressure to pull Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’" Kimmel did not criticize Kirk. He said his death was being exploited and implied the killer was pro MAGA

guys, we have a tone shift

Americans have short memories—keep reminding them. PLEASE SHARE!

Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

This explains it better than I can

The Speaker Emerita of the Minnesota House was gunned down in her home and slaughtered along with her husband and dog, and Trump didn't say a thing. Half-mast, my ass.

Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name

NBC news was listing the political shootings of late and conveniently forget about the legislators in MN.

Got my first shingles shot yesterday (along with Covid and RSV). Kicked my ass. Felt worse than I have in years overnight. Finally getting past it but really just want to retreat platonically into a blanket fort with friends who aren’t remotely nearby.

Trump isn't dying and no one is going to Weekend at Bernie's him and the speculation was kind of annoying... until it breached containment and far right fucknozzles startes to feel compelled to discuss it, and now I hope it keeps going and they get ulcers and shit blood.

That free kick was worthy of another LFC number 8. #LFC #YNWA

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 He will die soon 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

"I think in order to bring people together on this, we also have to take everyone seriously." He's talking about bigots, let's not mince words.

The reason the Dems are a failed party is because they have collectively decided that the best policy for any issue is a halfway compromise between a good idea and fascist bigotry, rather than fighting for any sort of coherent ethical framework

Breaking Quorum is an exceptional and extraordinary act of last resort.  It is not a decision I take lightly.  But Texas Democrats will stand up and protect democracy, even if it comes at a great cost.

idk, my governor trying to unlawfully unseat my lawfully elected Texas House Rep because she lawfully broke quorum feels pretty fashy to me

These. Are. Amazing.

Sigismondo Pandolfo Malatesta, lord of Rimini, condottieri captain.

Reviewers including No Pun Included and Shut Up & Sit Down are boycotting Codenames publisher CGE for releasing a new Harry Potter-themed game while ignoring JK Rowling’s anti-trans rhetoric: boardgamewire.com/index.php/20...

I support trans folks because I need people to fence i33, rapiers, and longswords with.

Keep calling Visa. It’s working.

@petebuttigieg.bsky.social There are more sex offenders in the Trump Administration than trans athletes competing in college sports. When you include high school sports, there are fewer than 200 transgender athletes in the US. What are those "valid parental concerns" you mention based on?

1300 words of something new in two days may not seem like much, but it's 1300 words I didn't have when I woke up yesterday morning and it's in a genre I haven't engaged with well in a couple of years, so that's gotta mean something.

Jesus fucking Christ, fuck off into a volcano you goddamn hack. I saw you in LA clubs a million years ago and you were funny. Then you shed your soul for TV fame. You have nothing useful to say to anyone about anything, you milquetoast motherfucker. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Superman was made in a lab for me. I’m glad other folks are enjoying too, I guess.