we got don cheadle dreams on a terrence howard budget

pressing t shirts and watching how it’s made with @jackalopefun.bsky.social and @ambyrvi.bsky.social

if elected i will personally find the guy who invented "remember username and password" boxes that don't work and gouge his eyes out for his abject failure before man and god.

cougar melon camp ? sign me up!

i'm playing at a venue one of my favorite musicians owns next week. i'm a lucky motherfucker at the end of the day.

a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you."

i know not the hour nor day, but a time will come when this image is important.

Hi my band dropped our first single. Please check it out <3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

*does something impressive* put THAT in your pap and smear it

new! an all-pig remake of the disney witch movie called horkus porkus

probably very frustrating to try to exist in a creative community in the area while hating me because i pop up everywhere lol. and i'll keep doing it!!! your hobby is next bitch!!! i'll get into crochet motherfucker don't test me!!!

I SAW YOU CRYIN ON HALLOWEEN

john motherfuckin haywood told me i sounded good tonight. y'all can't tell me shit from now on.

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.

where were you the day the changed the youtube desktop UI

i can't believe how consistently LLMs still use "it wasn't ____, it was ____. three times in one post!!! oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.

they call me sweat midler

breaking news: i keep reading this post to the tune of all the small things

tired: sperm count wired: cum vampire

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

call me buster skeetin the way i nut and fall out a window or something. i dunno man

it's a shame the connotation "groomer" has taken on nowadays. like here i am trying to flirt on roblox and people keep asking me to trim their goddamn dogs nails

i called a grown man a goober in anger today and i can't make up my mind if that's the most or least devastating thing to call someone.

rip to an unbelievable artist youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...

ozzy and d'angelo in the same year. i just saw the two wolves inside me put down execution style.

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

new couple photo just dropped @kiddbrewer.bsky.social 📷: @jackalopefun.bsky.social

EEK!!!!!

i lost my phone like three weeks ago and the longer i go without it the less i miss it lol. i don't think it's made me any more productive or mentally well, but it certainly hasn't hurt in either department.

well you know what they say, there's plenty of piss in the sea

The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.

i love my friends so much

statistically there will be at least 5 people raptured while having uncontrollable diarrhea. i don't like knowing this any more than you do.

british people be like please mind your peas and queues

the alternative music scene here in rural southwest virginia is small and feels very fragile at times, but man we did it our own damn selves and for at least a little while it's gonna matter.

taking sixteen doses of high grade trucker smack because I misunderstood what speed dating was

Tonight we’re going to rock you tonight. #AftetlifeCrisis

Freak out. Tomorrow! Friday 9/19 in the BSG. 7:00 PM #AfterlifeCrisis

dan aykroyd said trans lights

wes craven could have been a horror director or a celebrity chef and we'll never know what the correct choice was

doesn't sit right with me that people can remember things i say to them.

i know the world sucks but goddammit we had a small roomful of people jumping to music last night without a care in the world and that rules

how long before we get the first chat gpt manifesto.

my wild theory is that if you fired every cop who does this little maneuver, police corruption would drop by 70% overnight

smoking on that charlie kirk weed (it's awful)

i don’t mourn the wicked