Y’all ever accidentally manifest an entire human being just to drive yourself insane? Is that just me?

Can’t sleep. Love too much.

Stuff just keeps on happening. It’s wild y’all.

Gonna eat every bottle of Tylenol that Food City has out of spite.

Here. Watch me mess up the Sweet Leaf riff I’ve been playing since I was 15. #AfterlifeCrisis

Ozzy Forever! #AfterlifeCrisis debut show in The BSG 9/19/25. “Thank you, goodnight we love you awwllll!”

Listening to Castle Rat on the porch while this storm rolls in. Probably gonna conjure up a demon later.

People still make fun of that Howard the Duck movie but everything in that movie happened to me for real. Twice!

“Donald Jay Trump is sending sweat bees to kill me.” - Topher

It’s Sunday so, of course I’m in church* (* The back porch.)

What if new me dances a little bit? Eh, I can’t see it.

Welp, I guess I don’t sleep anymore.

I know how Lazarus felt. New. Alive. Greatful. But also, I remember.

Please enjoy part three in my “Man” series of films. “Man and Bottle…Of Terror” A Shano Picture, Directed by Shano

“Man Stands Beside Fountain…Of Terror” - The new film by Shano.

“We saw Magadeth and Shano threw a guitar pick at Marty Friedman and Marty Friedman caught it.” - The Prophet Jacques Noir.

“Take the fucking win and move on.” The Prophet Jacques Noir of #AfterlifeCrisis

Friends. Please watch my film I made for your phones. “The Man and the Flame…Of Terror”. Your brother in cinema, Shano.

My man Topher here was just telling me about this awesome #AfterlifeCrisis song we played last night. He described every detail about how I was walking around the room and all the guitar sounds I made. I was like, dude, that was sound check.

Chill cheese burrito. The end times are lit y’all.

Last days of Summer. Live free party people.

Last night was a perfect night of rockin’ and today is a perfect day for porchin’. My whole world is falling apart in literal and metaphorical ways but, as long as there is family, friends and music. I’ll hang in there.

These Wicked Ways boys killed it last night. Don’t miss them if you get a chance to see them.

Who’s got it better than me? Nobody.

Fuck them chickens.

I love this dude you guys.

Tonight we’re going to rock you tonight. #AftetlifeCrisis

Hey Shano, what are you going to wear to the #AfterlifeCrisis show tomorrow?

When you see corporations taking action that don’t serve their customers or make any financial sense, just to control people, it proves money was never real.

Freak out. Tomorrow! Friday 9/19 in the BSG. 7:00 PM #AfterlifeCrisis

I don’t know what else to do but play loud ass devil music that makes people freak out. #AfterlifeCrisis

I’m not saying do crimes but, if you must, maybe don’t leave notes admitting it. The FBI is currently ran by a muppet that wasn’t good enough to make the show. There’s a solid chance you get off.

Pour one out for out sweet boy Prince. He loved everyone he met.

Is it okay to mourn Robert Redford in silence or am I gonna get publicly executed over it? This 1st Amendment is hard to keep up with.

I was trying to keep a list of which sports figures outed themselves as white supremacists over the weekend but I ran out of ink.

Stop trying to destroy the future Zuckerberg!

Literally held together with springs and bubble gum.

Time for some new tires on the old hot rod. #fender #dimarzio

Just doing my best to help out.

I have recently made decisions which I believe will get me beaten up or blocked. Worth it. YOLO

I’m into, like, medically accurate skeletons.

We put our souls on layaway for rock ‘n’ roll.

It’s wild that some people don’t live in the mountains.

HEY I’m at SPX in Bethesda this weekend and I’m selling A MILLION Adventure Time comics, my own stuff, & drawing stuff. Come see me at table W38-40!

Wake up Phil Spectre. Done wrote a dang ol’ masterpiece.

Business proposal for @kiddbrewer.bsky.social … Carport Beer.

Writin’ some hits.

These songs ain’t gonna write themselves.* #AfterlifeCrisis