kas smoked weed this morning, "locked in so hard" and told me about FNAF, and then proceeded to fall asleep 15 minutes later. I would have to agree with their statement!

If your parents ask you to fix their wifi router, just kill yourself in front of them instead! It is easier and less traumatic

WE HAVE A NEW SOCIAL MEDIA GUY AT WORK WHOS ACTUALLY HERE AND TAKING PICTURES OF MY BEERS

How insane is it to ask to be removed from someone's private story? This mf is ANNOYING (If you're reading this it's not you)

4/5 ain't bad

When I have my decibel reducing headphones in, I walk to the intro beat of Hacker by Death Grips

Spotify aint released wrapped yet but ik mine 1. DGD 2. Death Grips 3. MF Doom 4. Someone who has no business being here 5. MCR

guy who discovers new music from CS2 Music Kits

The New York Mets of Drag Kings, Tuna Melt

This one worked out big. Thank you Devon Achane, I love you

If you're trying to be a Facebook influencer just kill yourself bro it's OVER

Bell's Christmas Ale is a Christmas Ale in the sense that it is an Ale that is released around Christmas time.

If the US Marshalls give me the 5k and a 4-wheeler I will find the pedophile football coach by supper time

I got a sticker

Manifesting free merch from Yakima Valley in this hop order.

Hell will (a)wait

I know they hate my ass at RahrBSG

putting my phone in the microwave. If you need me, don't.

I fear my exposure to good musicals is going to make me think Wicked: For Good is poop from a butt. Oh well.

I went 5-0 in fantasy this week and I am still #1 in fantasy basketball somehow! Yippee!

Just look how beautiful @kiddbrewer.bsky.social ‘s guitars are. #EEK!

trade deadline week in fantasy. all my friends are going to see this gif at least once.

Really outdid myself here

Playing fantasy basketball has taught me exactly one thing. Jokic is a fucking monster.

going manic as a treat

Scream until I explode gif Gif where the person screams and explodes Gif where the person features shrieks and blows up Gif where the character showcased screams at the top of his lungs until he explodes into bits

Kind of fucked up my band kicked me out and replaced me with Buckethead

Kids came by trick or treating at the brewery. I gave them Kolsch.

Hi my band dropped our first single. Please check it out <3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

guys I heard Buckethead is gonna be at the Lyric in St. Paul tonight around 7pm

Checking my fantasy lineups at the rocky horror picture show shadowcast what kinda gay is this

flat tire at the brewery we pumping this bitch up with co2

"I hope we are really busy so you make money" "I hope I tear my Achilles so I can go home"

Instant Ramen. Cooks in 3 minutes, cools in 72 days

pumpkin patch!!!🎃 @kiddbrewer.bsky.social

new couple photo just dropped @kiddbrewer.bsky.social 📷: @jackalopefun.bsky.social

Holy fucking shit you guys! #EEK!

Pulled people off the streets to come to the geonovah show. Don't tell me I don't do anything for my community!

forgot 21% of the grain bill in this beer until I was halfway through mashing. SOMEONE SEDATE ME

Can't do guillotines anymore cuz woke

good morning, my fantasy team did this

"I dont watch football or anything that promotes violence or fighting" - man thats buying a gun in front of me

Hold up. A hotdog AND a handshake!?!?

Business proposal for @kiddbrewer.bsky.social … Carport Beer.

South Park is gonna be fucking AWESOME this week

I SAID HEY MAN NICE SHOT

If I am visibly drinking a beer at 11am then do NOT ask me how my day is going. Fucking fantastic, obviously