I need answers

why can't I shoot myself in the foot in cs2?

Matt Nagy is not on my football team

Steroid shots in the ass hurt so bad, I can't believe Hulk Hogan did this for fun

Josh Allen fucking sucks lol

teams are giving Matt Nagy head coaching interviews

Hell we updated the label even!

things are looking up for VT Football, I might even be seen out in public in a hat or something!

Trevor Lawrence fucking sucks lol

Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.

thanks man I actually had that in mind when writing the recipe

hankhillshootinghimselfintheheadwithawaterhose.gif

what kinda white boy is this

I'm going to win the championship in the fantasy league I run for my closest friends. This means more than me than it should and than I would be able to articulate. I have been trying to do this in some capacity for 4 years lmao holy shit

they introduced christmas trivia as christmas karaoke and boy let me tell you, these brewpub patrons got PISSED

if you know what these words mean should I get a Huntsman Fade or a Falchion Fade? The other option is Ultraviolet

Cena better leave his jorts in the ring. I am being so serious

These white women in the SEC run the volleyball court. It's like if they lose someone will be executed.

I need a new void to yell into. The one I was yelling into left.

I fucking the love answering the phone at my job and telling people I don't know anything and to call back tomorrow

making the playoffs in all of my fantasy leagues has me feeling like

kas smoked weed this morning, "locked in so hard" and told me about FNAF, and then proceeded to fall asleep 15 minutes later. I would have to agree with their statement!

If your parents ask you to fix their wifi router, just kill yourself in front of them instead! It is easier and less traumatic

WE HAVE A NEW SOCIAL MEDIA GUY AT WORK WHOS ACTUALLY HERE AND TAKING PICTURES OF MY BEERS

How insane is it to ask to be removed from someone's private story? This mf is ANNOYING (If you're reading this it's not you)

4/5 ain't bad

When I have my decibel reducing headphones in, I walk to the intro beat of Hacker by Death Grips

Spotify aint released wrapped yet but ik mine 1. DGD 2. Death Grips 3. MF Doom 4. Someone who has no business being here 5. MCR

guy who discovers new music from CS2 Music Kits

The New York Mets of Drag Kings, Tuna Melt

This one worked out big. Thank you Devon Achane, I love you

Bell's Christmas Ale is a Christmas Ale in the sense that it is an Ale that is released around Christmas time.

If the US Marshalls give me the 5k and a 4-wheeler I will find the pedophile football coach by supper time

I got a sticker

Manifesting free merch from Yakima Valley in this hop order.

Hell will (a)wait

I know they hate my ass at RahrBSG

putting my phone in the microwave. If you need me, don't.

I fear my exposure to good musicals is going to make me think Wicked: For Good is poop from a butt. Oh well.

I went 5-0 in fantasy this week and I am still #1 in fantasy basketball somehow! Yippee!

Just look how beautiful @kiddbrewer.bsky.social ‘s guitars are. #EEK!

trade deadline week in fantasy. all my friends are going to see this gif at least once.

Really outdid myself here

Playing fantasy basketball has taught me exactly one thing. Jokic is a fucking monster.

going manic as a treat