Spoken like a true chickenshit bully, Pete.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

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Isn’t this pretty similar to when everyone dropped out of the way when Kamala took over Biden’s campaign? I thought not having a primary was a big deal to MAGA. Guess not.

They call the Department of Defense the Department of War, but then say their war isn’t a war because it’s preemptively defensive.

Did the Navy hospital boat make it to Greenland yet?

Exactly. Blindly hooting for the Buffoon-in-Chief as he unlawfully orders airstrikes without a coherent plan isn't a foreign policy, and isn't patriotic; it's just stupid, and dangerous.

really remarkable how trump seems to relish sharing this lurid stories about the terrible pain people have experienced, and he does it exclusively to score some partisan points

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

I'm telling you ⤵️

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

And I wonder how much this all cost the taxpayers: including legal fees. What a disgrace.

He is clearly running out of excuses at this point.

Damn, I got teary watching this. You are all of us, buddy.

Happy Valentines Day, y’all.

Donald Trump's base would personally nail Jesus Christ to the cross once they see what Jesus Christ actually looked like.

If Pam Bondi was a waitress.

Here’s the thing: if foreign/domestic enemies can use this material as blackmail, then take that power away. It may be a sad reckoning. People we thought well of might go down. Our country might be viewed differently. But so what? When there is rot, sometimes you have to tear it down to the studs.

Possibly the most accurate thing ever written.

“I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.” - Maya Angelou

The Puppy Bowl beating TPUSA is objectively funny.

I’ve thought this for a long time.

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

I beg you. Stop. Calling. Them. "Conservatives."

So far it has been revealed that the WH Faith Director advisor is pushing group sales of Melania tickets to her email lists, a GOP Rep seeking Trump’s endorsement is buying them in bulk and giving them to primary voters, and military commanders are pressuring troops to buy tickets.

I get that no one likes being called a racist, especially if it isn’t true. But if the GOP doesn’t soundly debounce this, and instead tries to dodge or deflect, they deserve every bit of it. I cannot believe we are starting to just normalize this like it’s no big deal.

You know what evil looks like? The 5 year old boy who was kidnapped and trafficked by ICE-Gestapo having spent more time in jail than anyone in the Epstein Files.

Right now, as millions of pages filled with the most despicable, depraved atrocities human beings are capable of, cover every square inch of America’s collective consciousness, the pro-life Christians are nowhere to be found... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-pro-lif...

Don, I found the voter fraud you are looking for. Call me.

If your version of Christianity tells you to respect Donald Trump, JD Vance, Kid Rock & Turning Point USA... ...then it's a good thing you've never read the Jesus parts of the Bible bc you'd absolutely HATE the woke main character.

an underrated hilarious thing about Trump 2.0 is how everyone just does whatever they want regardless of what their jobs are actually supposed to be. Transpo Secretary Sean Duffy doing TV hits about ICE? Sure. Small Business Administrator Kelly Loeffler railing against Dems over wildfires? Why not!

This one wins the internet today.

I could not love this more if I tried. That POS got his ass kicked by a bunch of kids. Want to beat a bully? Punch him back. They buckle like belts.

People like Melinda Gates should step up and offer to cover legal fees and potential judgments against the victims so that they feel like they could speak out without facing financial ruin. It would be a giant “fuck you” to her ex husband and all like him.

I mean, they *could* pay more taxes, as they can afford it and likely aren’t working anymore, anyway. But, nah, let’s encourage people to skip college and work until they are 75 instead. You’ll still have 3.89 years to enjoy your retirement. Relax.

A million times, yes. I hear it allllllll the time.

LEMON: “They want to embarrass you. They want to intimidate you. They want to instill fear.” @donlemonofficial.bsky.social tells Kimmel he offered to turn himself into the DOJ, but heard nothing… until 12 Trump goons came and grabbed him as he covered the Grammys.

The indictment of the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers revealed that they had a cache of weapons, entered the Capitol in military formation, and were prepared to harm lawmakers. They were all pardoned and no doubt many of them are now in ICE