Adding this to my collection of sentences I will only hear once in my lifetime.

Don’t go changing Weymouth.

Humans should get another set of teeth at mid-adulthood. Having to maintain the same set of teeth from like age 9 onwards for the entire rest of your life is bullshit.

A stunning recreation of the bronze helmet found in a prehistoric grave in North Bersted West #Sussex On display in the #Novium Museum #Chichester Customised with two crescentic openwork crests, this was undoubtedly one of the blingiest hats in the British Iron Age 📷 March 2026 #FindsFriday

Being so nice to him on your podcast, and now the milk revelation. It’s all starting to make sense now. Is Elon Musk your dad @michaelhobbes.bsky.social?

Assisted dying in Scotland law rejected by MSPs following emotional debate at Holyrood

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

Telling a story to my 13 year old son, I have just had to explain what a “Page 3 model’ was. He was incredulous that this was a thing in a national newspaper until 2015. I don’t think I appreciated how fucking weird it was until I had to say it out loud.

No one has ever bench pressed so much weight, so dominated a weight bench than I have. To my fellow gym patrons, I welcome, encourage and even demand your participation in lifting this bar off my throat.

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

Louie in non-potato mode. And the sun is out. Happy Saturday everyone. #caturday

'Ejection seat' by Cornelia Konrads, contemporary German artist, known for her land art and site-specific art installations #womensart #Saturday

Congratulations Hannah! And commiserations to your customers. As a woman who has spent 25yrs on the tools, this has made me so happy.

View on the way to the coffee shop this morning. Harbour looking glorious.

London’s “worst mass eviction in recent history” is underway; hundreds of households across London told to get out of their homes this week by the same landlord, ahead of the renters rights act. The landlord? Billionaire Asif Aziz’s Criterion Capital. www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...

Still life with potato #caturday

Statement from Virginia Giuffre’s family: “Our broken hearts have been lifted by the news that no one is above the law, not even royalty... He was never a prince. For survivors, everywhere, Virginia did this for you.”

There was an actual tapestry. Inside the original double album cover is an image of the needle point I worked on when I wasn't playing or singing. You can see where I stitched the words "thank you " before I gave it to Lou. - CK "A Natural Woman". 📷 Jim McCrary Courtesy Lou Adler / Ode Records

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

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Morning Bluesky.

Trying to knit, but this prick has other ideas. #caturday

Billionaire lump of knob cheese talks shit. Go fuck yourself you selfish greedy cur, and I hope you choke on your hoard. I'm sick of hearing anything that comes out of these inhuman freaks' mouths.

Even when the killer has been convicted of murder, the press still can't bring themselves to attribute agency or fault to the driver. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

With criminality this serious ending in death, what other crime would escape national news? This was only BBC local. What more must happen for a lifetime ban? Driving is a privilege, not a right. Our culture — and sentencing — needs radical change. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Shout out to all those doing their tax returns and having to revisit a time in their lives that they would much rather forget ...

If the US can abolish USAID, we can sure as shit abolish ICE.

I have no idea what this miscreant was up to last night, but so far today he has spent hours asleep in a washbasket of clean but damp clothes and when finally evicted he konked out on the windowsill.

The casual acceptance of risk from driving cars is utterly bemusing. If this many people were being killed on trains the rail system would be shut down until the risks could be eliminated. Why is it seen as normal that so many people are killed and injured while people drive vehicles?

"Amanda is highly trained..." Also Amanda... #TheTraitors

Stephen’s going to be spending his evenings in alternate turrets while his mums are fighting #TheTraitors

If you're reporting on the deepfake porn site because of Grok, please make clear in the headline that governments not acting are allowing the scaled abuse of women and children online. Don't say Grok is doing that harm. Grok isn't doing anything. It's human men who are doing these things.

I have loved my bike this year ❤️ I loved the freedom it gave me to pootle about town and run my errands. I could stop and chat when I saw friends, take a detour for coffee without worrying about where to park, and just I felt more part of where I live.

Oceanus, with lobsters emerging from his forehead, vomits up two dolphins Was he *being sick on porpoise*? (apologies) Detail from a 4th century floor found at Withington #Roman villa #Gloucestershire and lifted in 1812 📷 © The Trustees of the British Museum Happy last #MosaicMonday of the year

Serving noodles to the guy who played the policeman in 'Allo 'Allo.

Maybe it's time to stop blaming kids for going on screens and staying inside and start blaming ourselves for taking their outdoors away from them in all aspects of their life.

Here’s to 2026

A day late, but have just watched A Muppets Christmas Carol. Had never noticed before the presence of the shop Micklewhites in the final scene. A lovely echo of Michael Caine's real name Maurice Micklewhite.

This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.

I put my tree up tonight and do not know where one of my favourite decorations has gone. My beloved diplodocus, decorated by toddler son (now teen) has vanished. Photographed 2 years ago. Where has he gone?!

Read the thread. Marvel at the astonishing inability to read the room which persuaded this chap he would win hearts and minds by exposing his greed for all to see. Well done @monkemma.bsky.social You are a star

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild. 1) Black bear 2) Rattlesnake 3) Grey seal 4) Gibbon 3) Bottlenose dolphin

Well, that ramped up quickly. #Thanksgiving

Talking to my daughter about my ADHD. She compared me to a working dog: I have to be stimulated with a task to perform with clear boundaries, else I may become hyperfocused on something useless, or even destructive. Thinking of myself as a neurotic spaniel makes so much sense.

Can we please just fucking stop debating whether blatantly horrible racist things are racist or not? Everyone knows they’re racist, even the nasty arseholes who say them. If you need to fill your 24/7 channels, stick on some cartoons or something. People are getting hurt by this culture of evil.

This is terrifying. Praying for a miracle for Jamaica rn.

Another day. Another shoe weed in. She is the devil. #caturday