Imagine how utterly fucking rotten your brain has to be to believe this

Remember: when white professionals in their 20s do bad things, they're "kids." When PoC teens are accused of wrongdoing, they are hardened criminals unworthy of mercy.

“Joke” suggests he finds it funny

Fucker wasn’t content just to take my name

Kinda wish Eric had been my therapist five years ago.

The fight here with Gorsuch and Kav vs Nelson is whether the "use" of race automatically means "discrimination" on the basis of race. That's interesting to me, because it's basically the white folks telling on themselves. They cannot see a "use" of race that isn't synonymous with discrimination.

Two years is more than enough time for them to burn their own jurisprudence to the ground.

I have never in my life had the slightest desire to buy a firearm. Now I feel like it’s practically a necessity, an imperative.

Except they were never in a relationship with Jesus

when ur grieving

I just remembered he’s dead and laughed again

History, written by white male robber-barons, will highlight whatever infinitesimal but highly conspicuous "charity" he contributes to, like buying naming rights to hospitals and orphanages, which Ms. Scott does real, targeted, substantive, life-and-world-changing work with zero self-promotion.

Shit, looks like the moon finally took an *Earth* jujitsu class

Virginia I stg y’all better not mess this up… I can’t have this woman running our state. 😭

Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights is ten thousand times better than Bronte's Wuthering Heights

Everyone who put hands on this man should have those hands removed by a dull garbage disposal

Me explaining to my friends how I go out with so many women from the dating apps

Opened bluesky for the first time all day, saw this at the top, gonna just call it a day here because it cannot possibly improve

“New York cops are scared little bitch baby pussies” is a wild story for Weiss to run right off the bat

Happy 10/13 to all who celebrate

We gave him the big cock test and he broke the machine

Holy. Fucking. Shit. In the year of our lord twenty twenty-five do I at long last see an unironic “Republicans in disarray” headline???

Mike Johnson’s position is young pregnant American women shouldn’t have to wait before being turned away to die in the parking lot from an ectopic pregnancy the hospital is afraid to treat

Fuck this fucking fuck

BREAKING I will be sneaking up behind you, little brother, to scare you soon

The suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless

Remember a few weeks ago when we saw the picture the President drew of a prepubescent girl's figure outlining a cloyingly loving card to his pedophile friend, reflecting on all their good pedophile times together, and which he signed on the girl's mons pubis? What happened with that?

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

Finally, the silver bullet filled with Kryptonite that is sure to slay the fascist beast: calling them hypocrites.

Big if true

mrw I'm a barn cat

Of course CBariweissS is making Coney Barrett the fucking protagonist

SOYBEAN CUSTOMERS ACTIVATE!

I like Jamelle quite a bit, but I am really mystified at the use of such a meaningless euphemism as “national divorce” in these circumstances. Why are we using cutesy terms for civil war and mass murder?

Why does it matter if they were a US citizen?

One thing I still can’t get over is how many political commentators who claimed to be smart also seem to think that there is some magical threshold to be reached for a made up term like “constitutional crisis“ that, I guess, will only exist when they determine that it does and no sooner.

me when the kid working the McDonald's drive-thru doesn't give me a straw

Well, Possession (1981) sure was some wild-ass shit

File Photo: Rep. Jeffries intently studies the resolution honoring fascist promoter and inciter of terroristic political violence, Charlie Kirk

Given her history of judo-flipping her attackers, I think we all know how this ends: Greta becomes Prime Minister of Israel by 2034 and completely reforms its boundaries and settlement policies.

Yes, he would have. He absolutely would have. And he would have gotten on stage and ripped the ever-loving shit out of everyone and everything the contract said not to criticize, including every other "comedian" there taking that blood money, and he'd have dared them to do a fucking thing about it.

This is happening at scale daily and the political media is mostly like "Kristy Noem has a new hat!"

The press still doesn't think any of these fascists assaults on the press are an own-goal

Kinda seems like deadly force is more than appropriate in self-defense upon a declaration of war.

Let's hope they don't have to stay masked long.

Hall of Fame

The competition is Sinners, EEAAO, Coda, Zone of Interest, The Holdivers, RRR, Killers of the Flower Moon, and a couple others that don't immediately come to mind. Favorite is entirely different. FWIW, I put EEAAO and PIG at the top, and the super-surprising Challengers right behind.

"You can't hear this mixed-race marriage case; you're black." "You're right, I recuse." *spins wheel* New judge is KKK member

Bowie was, as he was with most things, WAY ahead of the curve with the Internet. There’s a reason that my dog on the left is named for him.

Legitimately shocked we didn’t see a Goldfinger/Aerys Targaryen move here