As horror comedies go, Happy Death Day is a favorite. Christmas horror has to be Rare Exports.

You can goatsee right through it

If I were in this situation, the good-ish news is that I would be reunited with my girl very, very quickly.

This is why I keep approximately three lifetimes worth of emergency books on my Kindle, Google tablet, hard drive and bookshelf. If there's a future where I am cursed with immortality by a supercomputer, I want to make sure I have enough books--ironically about AI--to read.

"Whoa, look at this gnarly tan line around my ankle from where I just took my shoe off!" "My man, you've been wearing those shoes and wet socks for a month. You have cordyceps growin out of your toes and your foot flesh is necrotic." "Clean line, though, right!"

Only Red China could go to Red Mars

Why call them "migrants"? Why are they not "witnesses" or "people" or "bystanders"? Why does their status merit the FIRST WORD of this headline?

Seething, searing contempt for people who actually work, and yet somehow the GOP is treated credulously as "the working man's party" or whatever.

I feel like killing someone and publicly lying about it should be a waiver of due process and 5th Amendment protections. Maybe make it a capital crime. Maybe make it unappealable. Hell, make it extrajudicial, too.

Great, another thing Hollywood is going to make woke

Oh yeah: Final Fantasy VI-2

Fellas, is it alpha to be afraid of literally everything you daydream about someday encountering during literally every single solitary moment of your mortal existence?

Leisure Suit Waluigi

In *my* benevolent dictatorship, governmental abuse of power like this is a capital crime. Extrajudicially enforced, ideally.

Name your fav henchman or second-in-command.

Apropos--kind of--of this, "Homo Deus," the follow-up to "Sapiens," which I actually haven't read, is pretty good. A running theme is the pursuit of immortality/longevity, through myriad other lenses. It suffers some from being ten years old and thus pre-AI, pre-COVID and pre-Trump.

The near ubiquitous fruitless billionaire pursuit of personal physical immortality over the deeply uncommon practice of using obscene wealth to help the poor and the destitute and the sick and the suffering is why obscene wealth should not be.

Return of the Killer Tomatoes

Josh Lucas is one of those guys who I'm never quite gonna know who he is

Absolute BS; DHS got $29.9 BILLION in July 2025 for enforcement purposes, specifically including funding for information technology used for enforcement, which absolutely could have been used to purchase body cams.

the Be A Republican And Go To Work More Frequently Than Every Three Weeks to Four Months Challenge

I would simply make not wearing or turning on one's body cameras and then killing someone a capital offense.

Bloodborne on PC, and not just a cheap port Gabriel Knight Trilogy: Rebirth and the big one: Announcing a pill that stops the progression of time around me so long as I'm playing a video game

they'll lose interest when they figure out that the exosphere isn't oxygen-rich enough for them to burn it

Ten thousand eyes for an eye would be a good start here

Stephen Graham Jones Stephen King The world’s richest TERF GRRM Hm. Only four by NK. Gregory Macdonald is long dead, so is David Eddings, but each is in double digits. This is harder than I thought. I really spread it around. I’m a total book whore.

Reminder that Politico has always sucked shit and always will suck shit.

Nearly Departed, starring 80s bombshell Wendy Schaal and some 70s comedian, Eric something.

Zak and Sara

BREAKING: My wife says she's suspending our marital cohabitation

Anyone know if Nick Wiger is on this site?

The one where The Beatles never existed, because Stones fans would be soooo much more insufferable

Mulder is a porn addict Tobias Funke is a black man

I had a VERY similar experience in sex ed

Apropos of nothing, I was thinking that the inherent problem with the “Maybe IT will happen today” thing is the passive voice.

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

Hell yeah.

Look, let's just say that both sides are wrong: they didn't kowtow to our every whim AND they didn't kowtow to our every whim.

I'm not going to pass until fifth down

"Heyyy huuuunny? Did you leave The Veldt open again?"

Someday I will not go through the gamut of emotions from surprised, thrilled and then disappointed that this is not about @lilyyily.bsky.social

When Biden did literally this exact thing the media organized Biden Is Unfit parades in every major city until he dropped out

HELL YEAH Now I don't have to boycott the county and miss out on my favorite Sheetz

Reminder that the instant a Democratic president moves to remove and replace any holdover Trump appointees, like this doucher, the Supreme Court will magically rediscover a reason why there is no unitary executive and its actions are judicially reviewable. Probably de novo.

"fans" of what? of whom? of when? weird thing to describe people relative to a thing that didn't exist when they started their white supremacist tirades.

there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.

Me describing my romantic conquest on vacation to Greater Moncton

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I wouldn't reject either tbh* (*To Be a Hog)