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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
Good morning
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Qasim Rashid, Esq.
2 days ago
To recap: â˘Rittenhouse killed 2 people at a BLM rally & raised $2M â˘Shiloh Hendrix called a Black child the n-word & raised $800K â˘Now Crystal Wilsey called a Black customer the n-word & has already raised $100K in 1 day On thing remains clearâWhite supremacy remains extremely profitable in America
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It's official: they also think Paul Dano sucks
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Too late to reanimate Klebold and Harris?
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2 days ago
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Suddenly, I'm in favor of capital punishment. Extrajudicial capital punishment.
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Looks like we need to dig that hole a little deeper and wider
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You know, I've done a lot in my life, but I've never been depicted in a picture that so singularly reflects my having incontrovertibly waived any justification for remaining alive and extant on this planet.
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Ana Marie Cox
2 days ago
Everything is awful! *But it would be worse if I relapsed.* This is my thought for the day, you can have it as yours for FREE if that's helpful to you.
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Goblin' donuts mode.
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Microplastics Sommelier
2 days ago
absolutely monday pilled. iâm toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
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This share is for the immediate purpose of the embedded thread, which I desperately implore you to consume without delay, but also very much for the Museum's account, which I've only just discovered and which is very much worth casually ingesting.
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They *have* to know what they're doing here, right?
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You know that whole right-wing thing about "making me be X because you accused me of X"? Maybe it's time to do that, but for real.
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It's just...he really, really thought that homework stank
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Moon-Watcher
3 days ago
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Republican invited to TV show that he says spews DEM talking points, refuses to provide Republican answers to questions, attacks host for giving him the opportunity to provide Republican answers.
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Same. Driving, parking, conducting themselves in public and semi-public spaces...people are just behaving more shittily than ever.
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Quote with your model of masculinity
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Saw this when it was called Real Steel Or Robot Jox Or Robot Wars (I think)
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McCain would push back because he, like many of his generation of Republican, liked his racism covert and hidden in the shadows. The objection was to being obvious and giving away the game. The words were bad but the goals were fine. And remember he had a psychotic break when DADT was repealed.
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One of the seminal days in U Mad? history
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America Ferrera's monologue would end with her coming out of the screen like fucking Samara and ripping off Ted Sarandos's hog
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Bring back GLOW for Christ's sake. Look, I know the show is about friendship amid conflict, found family, empowerment, racism, sexism, and blah blah girl power yada yada, whatever. But I'm a simple man with simple needs and pleasures, so give me more of what I want: that hot as fuck cocaine robot.
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For every can of corn he rings up, he rings up one can for those in need
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Andrea Junker
6 days ago
Muskâs Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2025: $493.8 billion Bezosâ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2025: $240.9 billion Zuckerbergâs Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2025: $226.9 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2025: $7.25 Itâs not the start of an oligarchy. â Weâre in the thick of it.
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Ida Bae Wells
5 days ago
Todayâs renaming of military bases for Confederates, re-installing of Confederate statue, denigration of Black holidays, refusal to acknowledge Black contributions while decimating civil rights by an openly white nationalist administration is all to signal the ârestorationâ of the racial order.
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assbutt
7 days ago
Hamnet (2025)
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So many people just forfeiting left and right any remote justification for continued existence
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Really worried about the implications of this unread year-end email I just received from Trojanâ˘ď¸
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who. cares. if. they. were.
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Good.
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I have some suggestions to get us there.
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Schooley
6 days ago
41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.
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Preparation tips from an experienced dog dad: just give me your dogs already, I deserve them more than you do.
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That's not what I'd recommend
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I never knew his name was Larvelle
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Exactly why they hate EVs
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The Onion
6 days ago
What To Know About âHeated Rivalryâ
https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
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If violence is the only thing these people understand...
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The Onion
6 days ago
âLooking directly into another personâs eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,â said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITYâWith top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
https://theonion.com/utah-bans-eye-contact-during-sex/
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The Onion
6 days ago
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
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I have less Xmas $ than in 25 years but also foresee doing my best shopping; no more last-minute Amazon crap. Cool, personal stuff is out there if you take time. Ex.: my improv/RPG project peeps gets this & a pencil die, $11 per. No tie to them, it's just super cute
gladdendesign.com/products/pap...
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Need more wood chippers
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Finally, my old laptop packrattery pays off
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My favorite elements of December: Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium...
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When did "errors" or "mistakes" or "overpayments" or "misallocation" become "fraud"? And why does the media never point out that fraud requires intent, and even with errors or inconsistencies, a piece of paper cannot reveal anything about anyone's intent or lack of intent?
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