A grand to fell at least a dozen trees. Amazing value! As always, Harry is the Quentin Willson of Jeremy Clarksons.

Texas approved new, permanent and even more gerrymandered maps without any input from the people whose votes were being discounted. California voters chose a temporary map to counteract the stolen congressional seats. You’ll never guess which one Trump’s DOJ is challenging.

Doing God’s work there.

There’s nobody in the UK I would trust more than DAG on this.

John le Carré’s A Legacy Of Spies is bloody good. I can tolerate a lot of Peter Guillam.

Which makes it worse than fraud, rape and insurrection.

No! They’re not immigrants! They are EXPATS! Immigrants are FOREIGN. Probably brown. And they don’t talk English.

“JD Vance urged European mainstream politicians to knock down the “firewalls” that shut out far-right parties from government.” Because the far right has never caused any problems in all of European history, apart from that one time.

Trump Administration Lifts Some Food Tariffs in Effort to Ease Prices That Were Definitely Not Higher Because It Imposed Some Food Tariffs. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/b...

Well, quite.

Working on a French version of a well-know children’s programme. Bob le bricoleur Peut-il le réparer ? Bob le bricoleur Peut-être demain

This is a solid explanation of why Captain de Crespigny was even better than we thought. youtu.be/BbqR_6Qgplw?...

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

THEY’RE BACK! youtu.be/7V1KDXmPmlQ?...

In case you were wondering why the fossil fuel lobby is pouring so much money into boosting climate change denialist far-white politicians.

Is it just me, or is Sergio Leone the greatest genius in cinema history?

This right here is my absolute favourite tune. Not as good as Taylor Swift, you say? Let’s see if anyone is still performing “Shake It Off” in the year 2360. youtu.be/n_Xek1Pk87M?...

Not everything has to be in 4/4. youtu.be/7KIHvuMl4Kk?...

Dudley Moore was a genius. youtu.be/h28kF6xDX3E?...

I’m looking forward to the sequel, “Unemployed”, due in 2028.

Sub-prime car loans! I wonder what will happen when the defaults start rolling in? If only we had some kind of precedent to draw on.

Nobody could have predicted this. Of course the Thieves’ Guild wasn’t happy with laws requiring them not to steal stuff.

Good morning to all those people who wasted the last decade saying, "there's no point tackling climate change in the UK, because China." www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

And this group includes 100% of the people in the US who feel those things. Everyone else thinks you are a senile asshole with a room temperature IQ motivated solely by imagined grievances and a gnawing hatred of anyone smarter than you, especially if they are Black.

What this guy is actually saying is that most ACA enrollees actually DO file a claim, and a huge number of them would not be able to afford to do so pre-ACA, because, and I cannot stress this enough, THAT IS WHY THE FUCKING ACA FUCKING EXISTS IN THE FUCKING FIRST FUCKING PLACE.

Hi America, The surest way to make people leave religion, is to mandate it. The second you take your boot off their necks they will desert in droves. Example: Brexitstan. Flag-shagging "ARE CRISTIAN CUNTRY" gammon? Never seen in church. The Drafters knew this. It's there in The Federalist.

I have a Three Business account with 5 plans on it. I had one personal plan. The contract has now expired. I went to cancel. Two separate agents have tried to sell me a new plan, send me an upgrade for the router that's in the skip, etc. Just. Fucking. Cancel. It.

Spamming cunt Mike Randell ([email protected]) spammed me again today. No idea what he said, because I just emptied my spam folder. Don't be a spamming loser like [email protected].

The horror! A memorial acknowledged that Black people served the US even before the Civil Rights era! Can't have that, can we? It's a studied insult to the myth of America as a white Christian country.

This is brilliant! www.youtube.com/watch?reload... h/t @danneidle.bsky.social

Reminder: Chuck Schumer is not just a name, it’s a call to action.

Vale, Quentin “Count Quentula” Willson. A legendary motoring journalist, part of the OG Top Gear, later proponent of #StopBurningStuff with @bobbyllew.bsky.social This is genuinely sad. He was a top man, and put in the work (not a bloviating twat like Clarkson). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin...

OK, that's funny. Dark, but funny.

Mike Randell, Marketing Executive | B2B Growth Expo, is a spammer. He sends spam from [email protected] He sends several spam emails per week, sometimes more than one per day. They drop in my spam bin, because fuck spammers. Don't be a spammer like [email protected]

Anyone who said, even five years ago, that the US would have unidentified federal officers in plain clothes and unmarked cars, with their faces concealed, abducting people based on race, with no warrant, would have been derided by Republicans as hysterical.

James Watson’s most important discovery was Rosalind Franklin’s notebook.

Mamdani is going to implement Sharif Law. Every man will have to be suave and debonair, and play bridge.

Hope is one hell of a drug, and I freely confess to being high on it right now.

All you have to do is launch a crypto grift and then deregulate crypto grifts and stop prosecuting crypto scammers. Americans just won’t the effort in.

This is a very positive sign.

The absurdity should be obvious. Musk is paid 20x the entire salary of the rest of Tesla’s employees, yet Musk is single handedly responsible for its plummeting sales.

Which business? The fraudulent real-estate company, the bankrupt casino, the fraudulent "university", the failed airline? Specificity required!

Oh no! Anyway...

New, by me The real problem which blights our prison and punishment system The way we think about custodial sentences is what needs to change Reflections on the wrongful prison release news Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/the-real-p... Personal blog: davidallengreen.com/2025/11/the-...

Oh, I wondered where he was...

It's sobering to think that my son, pictured here at Sandhurst, is due to promote shortly to Major, and the less competent of the two politicians in this picture is currently setting about turning the US military into a state terror force.

If Meta thinks someone is probably a scammer, they charge a higher advertising rate. You heard that right. They are fine with scam ads, as long as they get a piece of the action. Yet another reason to break Meta up and stop using their products in the meantime.

This is exceptionally good news. It also explains the desperation of the fossil fuel lobby to install and protect corrupt authoritarians who can disrupt the clean energy transition. Clean energy is an existential threat to the planet-destroyers, and Tufton Street wants the UK on Team Burn.

This will never happen, if only because of the deeply corrupt SCOTUS and the unlimited pardon power the Presidency has. However, there needs to be a truth and reconciliation commission. Or rather, facts and reconciliation, since conservative Truth is something completely different.

Also: they are pissed because they will NEVER look as effortlessly cool as Jasmine does.