Bill Burr is literally the ugliest man I have ever seen and my life would be better if I never had to look at him or hear about him ever again.

My partner is the smartest sexiest funniest person with the biggest heart that I’ve ever met and I am continuously amazed that I get to be their girlfriend

Highly recommend A+ lesbian smut

"I'm just a being a girl" you're not *just* anything. girlhood is a violence relation. it is defined and enforced by the violence that others are allowed to inflict on us and the smaller petty violences that we are allowed in turn. this isn't college shit. this is the marks of capital on our bodies

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Very excited to make a trip to the local bookshop later this week and pick up the new @keezyyoung.bsky.social

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

he was pro-trans women in sports decades before that became a talking point. king

Love when I take like one day away from the dating apps and come back thinking surely the dolls MUST be banging down my door after such a long absence

Gender affirmation in unexpected places dept - patient called me a dyke instead of a faggot 🥰

"charlie kirk was practicing politics the right way" I mean, sure. for a couple of seconds there. laying on the concrete

Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks

This was many years ago but I rocked a mustache ironically for like a weekend and it was so umm productive that I ended up keeping it for months.

Last week was three years for me too, also at 41. Top 3 decisions of my life for sure.

The eagles of death metal is such an incredible band name and such an awful band

Taking this time to say if you're a sissy just get over it, transition, and get a misogyny kink like a self respecting fucking woman You can't keep this shit up Can't speak to where you'll find decent hypno porn, you're on your own there But you deserve better, actualize yourself

The ways cis allies interact with trans people makes a lot more sense when you realize they think of us as needing motivation to not feel embarrassed by our existence

I gotta say, the point when the airlines CEO told the CDC how to set up isolation times was probably the point that it was time for radical action. Before that, it was also not fighting the "CDC gathers data, it goes to the WH before coming back to the CDC to publish". Anyway, here we are.

long covid in kids is now more common than childhood asthma because the cdc gave everyone the impression that the vaccines make us immune to covid/long covid and that vaccines and handwashing are the only layers of protection needed. people stopped being appropriately averse to unnecessary risks.

As I bond with other transfeminine people about similarities in harm from certain life experiences, the poem "A Prayer for Athena" I wrote several years ago keeps coming to mind

You absolutely 100% can. And you will be so happy you did. I came out at 41 and I am so much happier now!

Ash - Girl From Mars m.youtube.com/watch?v=FkSl...

She’s right about one thing at least.

Years of her being all times of questionable and what finally gets folks to sit up is her making a salient point in the worst way But only after folks with less privilege were openly abused for it

I shouldn't be surprised that libertarians have no idea how dick sucking factories work, since libertarians don't work lol

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

Got a titty consult for next year.

Nobody wants to talk about it but my whole life has been a corporate psyop shifting the burden of saving our burning planet onto me, the consumer trapped in consumerism, when the reality is that my lifetime of recycling is negated by one private flight by Elon Musk, Bernie Sanders, or Taylor Swift.

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

This is about dogs but my parents could’ve really used this info back in the 80s.

When you’re gf looks you up and down and says, “I’m no better than a man.” To me that’s gender affirmation.

it's time for Astoria Food Pantry's annual school supply drive! you can: 1) drop off listed supplies at AFP (25-82 Steinway) or next time you're getting a book at @astoriabookshop.bsky.social! 2) donate money which we use to purchase in bulk: givebutter.com/2025school 3) volunteer your time!

She did not, but that’s ok, I was brave and did a scary thing and that’s pretty cool

yeah im passing. passing everybody on the sidewalk jesus walk faster you fucks

eggs will be like "i got like, one good year left in me" and then its the single worst year anyones ever seen

Got a trans girl haircut (complimentary)

Tramp stamp that says “you’re doing great sweaty”

I’d like to pond her lehocky.

A pretty trans girl complimented me on my earrings today and I gave her my number. I hope she texts me.

Probably not good that my first thought on reading this is “is that why the doctors have been especially bad at their jobs this week?”

Hey for real, South Park contributed more to transphobia being normalized in the pre-Rowling era more than any other media I can think. Garrison alone. Them doing a Trump video where he has a tiny dick and is sleeping with Satan is not something you gotta applaud them over. They're assholes.

Oh ok! Even more obsessed now!

Played a Green Day song at an open mic tonight and my voice teacher said I did real good.

if you as a cis person are not getting transvestigated at least a little bit then i am sorry to tell you this but you are verifiably not that hot

My worst nightmare is being the only person in the polycule not dating a trans woman.

Just bought one of these amazing shirts

A true clocky queen