I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me

Albert Joseph Penot, Le repos du mannequin, 1862

IF YOU HAVE MANY DESIRES YOUR LIFE WILL BE INTERESTING

Riled myself up enough to blog my hatred of the OMNY card machine as a machine

Keep your goths in mind on this difficult morning as the days start to get longer.

one more hour

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It is slipping away 🖥️ AN OLD PAIN MADE UNREAL AND VIVID IN THE SPUTTERING, INTERMITTENT, BLUE-LIT BLIGHT OF NOW 🖥️ 🕳️ You are not coming b- 🖥️ PULLS AT THE SCABBING SCAR-TISSUE OF TRANSSEXUAL FLESH IN THESE EXISTENTIALLY TERRIFYING TIMES 🖥️ 🕳️ wh- 🖥️ I CAN'T IMAGINE I WILL READ A BETTER NOVEL THIS YEAR 🖥️

I read this weeks ago and have not recovered. You’ll love it.

You can't miss this one. It's a five hundred pound gorilla. Incredible, incredible work.

what kind of midwestern holiday is it when you can’t even keep beer in natures refrigerator

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After today it's over.

Sour Puss moving production to Quebec from Minnesota is how I learned Canadians made up 98% of their sales.

Life/Canadian alcoholics come at you fast

I (finally) read Sandra Birdsell's 2000 novel The Rüsslander, and talked a bit about her, Mennonite literature, serious people, Mahknovists, and also something else. thx @reviewcanada.bsky.social reviewcanada.ca/magazine/202...

Slipping

It's hard not to feel like some things are slipping away

Now, the 1-generation limit to citizenship-by-descent is lifted, children born/adopted abroad to Canadians, or Canadians considering starting a family abroad, should know how it works to restore lost citizenship or if this may change their life plan. www.thestar.com/news/canada/...

Plain white table available corner of SE Harrison and 34th Avenue.

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Oh goodness. Read this.

And we needed him.

I can’t think of a film in the entire canon that appeals to an audience’s sense of innocence more than THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He knew you had it in you, even if you were outwardly afraid of the kissing stuff. He knew Gordy needed a Chris to tell him he could be great. He knew Sally needed a Harry.

Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.

Rob Reiner, man, no. 💔 Rest in peace.

Book industry ppl, has iPage been running monstrously slow for you too?

Hello friends, I recently lost my health insurance + benefits & am currently looking at a bill of over $16,000 for which I cannot pay. This would not necessarily be an issue if I were not visually impaired and currently out of full time work, but I am humbly asking for assistance now. Any bit helps.

What I really need is a "grew up with real winters" filter list that I can use to be uncharitable and unseemly

"winter storm" it snowed 5 inches with no wind and its 30 degrees out

It really is all over the map

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

Finishing up the Little Fish script and watching this while sleet's coming down outside my window

Woman Smoking a Cigarette

Was in the front row to see The Notebook in high school and when it ended, the sound of EVERYBODY behind me crying. On the pure level of sonic experience it was so intense.

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💀 🫡 💯

"Welcome to the Internet" is like a little tiny Ducks, Newburyport

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM

Sabrina Carpenter would’ve been a fantastic co-lead in an Austin Powers film

A Long December

The original and still champion, though, is the saga of Looking For: The Best of David Hasselhoff. a.co/d/ceDBV9V

Thank God the work of communal art that is the Amazon review section of this book is still around

... @chariotmarketing.bsky.social is it over...?

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*takes drag off fifty cigarettes at once* You guys, got something to tell ya

*plays Careless Whisper*

Listen, it was my HONOR to blurb this book. It was a privilege to get lost in its pages. You are not ready! Even after you've read the whole thing twice, you will still not be ready. It's a heck of a ride and I'm so happy for everyone who gets to go on it next year. @blipstress.bsky.social rules!