Doing the most psychic harm an addict can do to herself (Watching Rachel getting married after a phone call with my mother)

I wish I could be a slut on the internet again but noooo I had to become a "writer" Fuckin dumb ass decision

It's kinda awesome to spend an hour screaming about how fucked up everything is to your pro bono therapist and she just says "yeah shit fucking sucks rn diva"

Lez out july better be good

speaking generally, I think the no. 1 thing you can do as a cis ally is help a trans woman get a job

It's really shitty and insane to think that my four years of being the only tranny in my major where the teachers called me a man and constantly treated me like an idiot child not deserving of their time was the best time to be a trans woman in college.

If I don't get this job offer today....

Ppl have started labeling my work as t4t fiction which means I definitely have to follow through on the threat of writing my c4t novel....

I think I'd be more interested in exploring my bisexuality if i met an actual man....

I kind of forgot about pride events because im hungover and making a pasta for my beautiful butch wife while she goes and gets us a bottle of wine and then we're gonna watch star trek

Library conference in chi is so cool...get to see my friends....hot librarians drunkenly texting me on tinder at one am.....lez out july came early this year...

Writing a book about hanging out with your stupid friends is funny bc every time someone who's read it joins you for a night out they say "oh this is just like your book."

Just referred to my good cowboy boots as my drinking boots. Something something self parody

Basically at any point in my day I will abandon my plans to go to the chipp inn

My 711 guy said I look beautiful in my sun times photo so that's all I need to know about the dumb bullshit i said to violet

Reading quotes I said in newsprint saying "who does this dumb cunt think she is?"

Sureokfine Does anyone wanna get a drink at Randall's?

Mike Vasil's whole "I got Tommy John and my seasons over but they let me hang out bc im the wizard" is my favorite part of the sox this year. He's just got his little 20 dollar plastic wand, he's casting buffs on the boys and talking shit and yelling about how he loves Chicago. I love him.

Found out Hana didn't listen to mobo in high school so I'm currently finding out that I remember all the lyrics to sports and you're gonna miss it all

Finding out that all the open books refugees are interviewing for this bookseller job lol its dark out here for unemployed booksellers

go sox

The first person is a cowardly perspective. (Read: I'm bad at it.)

-girl who's finally done with her all comsuming two year project- "So hey what's going on with you? You still working at that place?"

We went to the store for beer and somebody drove straight into the gas pump because that's just the way the ozarks are. Also I look hot I this photo.

Joys girlfriend's 1600 dollar a month giant gorgeous house......I fear if a few things don't go right I might be seriously moving back to st louis.........Chicago I love you but a girl needs her space....

What kind of studies? Can you make me another drink?

it's damage your penis summer

The trick is you just say fuck it, whatever, in any situation

You can only reach heaven (weekend girls trip to the ozarks) by going through hell. (sitting in the tub shaving your incredibly hairy legs)

Something so beautiful about your cis friend's Spiro perscription

Learning from a trusted confidant that a fat ass is like 5 grand in florida........dangerous information for a girl like me

Tan lines season has me considering some truly heinous lesbionic decisions.

One more pass after I go to the zarks then I'm done....

I dunno much about the middle west but I know it has a heart that's either sardonic or stubborn and still beating

Frankie zelsnik goes to Ybor City

Sometimes I see things I tweeted and I feel like a parody of myself

Circles by Sloane Murphy

Hold steady doing 20 years of Boys and Girls at the Bottle last night.....really hurting my "I hate going to see live music" impulse.....

Walking up to gay guys at Max's saying "so who are your divas?" In a Marc Maron voice

Copy edits make my brain feel like soup.......I need to get to the bar......

Hot girl on tinder said she was doing science to make taco bell quesarito at home....did not message me back.....girl it's OK if we don't kiss....I just need that recipe tho......

I keep learning about new trans women and they're all so talented

My body is a machine that supports literature and it is fuelled by sugar free redbull

Something is Happening

We have lost the art of having three or four beers

If anyone asked me for my Sarah Cummins you are cursed Smiths list it would just be frankly Mr Shankly over and over

Girl who claims her work isn't carverian at all returns to her big book of carver stories to look for inspiration

Goodbye users and suckers and steady bad luckers

Every day I wake up annoyed that I haven't gone grey yet

HIDING YOUR EMOTIONS IS DESPICABLE