These are not the raptors I want, but maybe they are the raptors I need. Seriously though, it's a little bonkers this just popped into my feed.

I am in downtown Fort Worth, and I have to tell you people, the lack of raptors is disappointing.

I don't like any of these people or their very bad ideas.

I could have HAPPILY gone my entire freaking life without ever having heard the term "exurb."

Still waiting on my pet pterodactyl. Worst. Raptor Day. Ever.

Hey fellow CGM users, besides the upper arm, where else do you wear your device??

Oh no that's awful how terrible oh nooooo.

VILNIUS, Sept 23 (Reuters) - Lithuania's parliament granted the Baltic country's armed forces powers on Tuesday to shoot down any unmanned drone violating its airspace following incidents in which it said two Russian drones crashed on its territory.

”How to do Free Speech The Right Way™️.”

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This asshole right here.

Opening my competitive, Marlowe-themed restaurant directly across the street tonight: The Chew of Malta.

This is a picture of the cellphone cache they found in NYC and holy shit. All of those little chiclets in the rack cases are SIM cards; apparently the rig could send 30 million anonymous texts per minute

Voters in southwest Arizona are highly likely to elect a new Democratic House member in a special election today. That would-be lawmaker plans to become the 218th and clinching supporter of a bipartisan effort to force public disclosure of federal investigative files related to Jeffrey Epstein.

Good day for this. 🙂 youtu.be/6VnVg88ylWY?...

So no rapture, and no raptors either? THIS SUCKS.

Moar Emma Thompson, pleez. Very good and free. Listen to Emma by Jane Austen, Anna Lea - adaptation on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B07F3YYJS...

P. S. Y'all forgot all about Ghislaine and the list while you were mad at Disney, huh?

Zero fks given. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@eliza-aa.bsky.social i work in the industry, and even I had to do some research. I knew affiliates don't tend to be owned by the networks, but i didn't know how many were owned by companies refusing to air the show, etc.

That's stardust to you, pal.

Just like, before I put this down for the night, I think Ankylosauruses would be pretty cool (dibs on Paul!), but I would like to state FTR that if we ARE getting raptors, I would like them to not be T-Rexes or ones that will squash my house or eat me. No dumb bird raptors, either. REAL ONES.

I miss you guys, but my elbow is killing me already. 😭 C U l8r 🐊

🗣️ HE’S TALKING TO YOU, MEMBERS OF CONGRESS 🗣️

Wait, was it a raptor? ARE WE GETTING RAPTORS???

GODDAMN IT, I WAS PROMISED A RAPTURE

This was also part of my wannabe thread and is likely why Kimmel is back so soon. ABC only owns 8 local affiliates. Sinclair and Nexstar between them own over 1/3 of the local ABC affiliates in the US, generally in the largest markets (certainly all the major ones), so 1/2

Anybody got an ETA on the Rapture? Maybe a 4-hour window? Will it be all at once, or like, timezone-dependent? I want to know when the party starts, so I can get my snacks lined up.

Fucking Peacock is running recruiting ads for ICE.

Boutta ghost every person in my life who damages my calm on a regular fucking basis. DEFINITELY putting my phone on DND from 7pm onward every night from now on. My frigging peace has been absolutely destroyed tonight, over Charlie MF Kirk, of all goddamn useless things.

ITYS. Kinda glad I just did the Cliffsnotes version and spared myself all that elbow pain for nothing. I thought it would be another week or two at least before we got here, and probably 2 months. Still waiting to see what his return is like, but I had no doubts he'd be back.

Life force vampires are real.

Arm still hurts like hell if bent for too long, and I have lost half my train of thought on this now. ☹️ I should learn not to write long live threads. Basically, Disney wrong. I also suspect Kimmel will be back on the air as soon as conservatives cool off about CK, just like Gunn was once libs did.

Social media is really bad at getting people to meaningful, thought-out things. Or show character.But it is spectacular at riling up mobs and those can get hooked up to things.How do you get the economy growing 3% and 70% of the population thinking the economy is bad? That's what social media is for

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The United States will have control over TikTok’s algorithm in the acquisition of the social media platform’s US operations, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said.

This has received no publicity but is damning. A clear explanation of why this type of reintroduction is not just a distraction and a waste of resources but is ACTIVELY HARMFUL to conservation. Environmental journalists please note and please publicise. operationturtledove.org/captive-rele...

Does anyone have experience with using an ozone generator to remove cigarette smoke smell from a house?

Took abt 18H of 1200mg doses of ibuprofen and a lot of ice to bring down the pain in my elbow. I don't know if it's tech elbow or strain, but i am limiting bendy time today. I h8 to leave a thread dangling, but the pain in my elbow was pretty extreme, and I don't want to repeat it; sorry.

I finally had time to get caught up on the Kimmel situation, and as someone who works in tv in general, and has worked for ABC quite a bit, I have thoughts. Please hold your vitriol until the end.

There goes the First Amendment.

A new bill in Oklahoma would require every public university in the state to create a “Charlie Kirk Memorial Plaza” featuring a statue of Kirk and his family.

Oh no. Hot Frosty is back.

I find the head of the FBI offering condolences using Valhalla deeply deeply alarming, and some very messed up people are going to take it as a coded message. And if you're not alarmed, you should be. blogs.shu.edu/thediplomati... And if you're in New Zealand, you should be demanding a response

It is hilarious to me that any time I mention my place on the political spectrum the blocks from a certain blue segment immediately start flowing in.

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