This baby is going snowboarding. I don’t make the rules.

Israel spraying pesticide (that are banned in the EU) over south Lebanon as part of its ongoing campaign of ecocide. The goal is simple: to make sure that life itself is rendered impossible. This remains rarely reported in the news despite them doing so for years. www.instagram.com/reel/DUV2aoB...

The tale as old as time: fascists love having the most advanced weapons but routinely sabotage the research that creates them, leading to narrowing and even inverting power gaps Hegseth Says Defense Department Will Cut Ties With Harvard www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...

@trans.bsky.social please believe I’m adding a helpful correction to advice you signal boosted but *biometrics OFF* I’m not 100% on this but I’m fairly certain there’s caselaw that if your face or your fingerprint unlocks your phone, it’s fair game. The warrant is for making you enter a password

I have some concern about how people affected may find it petty to turn down the money But we’re also going to have to go through a whole reversion process on his naming of shit, so there’s no escaping people who think that’s petty.

There must be a way to plant in Laura Loomer’s head the names of just about anyone in her “loyalty” campaign. And when I figure it out “Stephen Miller” will be the first name she brings to the Oval and “that woman in the mirror” will be the last.

You’re putting the onus on Jews to coddle your antisemitism. You’re just a special kind of dumpster fire.

Trump Says His Unpredictable Style Gives Him Leverage. But It Has a Cost. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u... It is endlessly frustrating to see people paint this as strategy.

Hey, heads up, @olympolis.bsky.social is a legit antisemite who has taken a widespread and fair disdain for Israel into a starkly antisemitic place where people she doesn’t like with Jewish names must be a Mossad op.

Go ahead and connect Epstein to Gaza without hitting the meth pipe. No more meth for you until you make a well-reasoned point or until you apologize

Eli wont approach anything that Whitney is currently using, and that includes me. He wins every battle but doesn’t want the smoke. I love my girl dearly but I also am so lovely when she fucks off and my gentle giant comes to collect his affection

I’m glad we’re finally classing whistles as a violent weapon. Now we can go after a whole new class of monsters that deploy them against children like coaches and @gopher33j.bsky.social and crossing guards and life guards.

If just anyone can be a Venezuelan gang member, so can Pam Bondi.

One of our players was the proprietor of a tavern “the silver duck” I spray painted on the jetty “the silver dock” I tagged our boats floor “the silver deck” Then I ran into a metallic construction, put myself on eye level with its junk, broke out the spray paint and

I was playing a different system than D&D that demanded the GM prompt the players to add details to the word. I was told to add a rule to the regatta. “Whoever wears the captain’s hat commands the boat” I played a shadowmancer who could push myself or others through shadows.

Sometimes I look at Eli and I’m just like “that guy needs me to play with him” and then I pick up a toy and Whitney rushes in and Eli goes “I’m not getting in the way of that” and I’m like DUDE THIS IS FOR YOU AND YOURE LIKE 30% BIGGER THAN YOUR SISTER

This is who runs this account

My brother: “I’ll take this Pokemon” (traumatized daschund) Me, Gary fucking oak: “haha I will raise two rambunctious kittens”

Me: “so the doctor taped my stab wound closed” Friend: “always impressed by the janky engineering applications of shit like tape” Me: “right she used a Band Aid but that’s just branded tape” Friend: “wait…. you’re right what the fuck” Me: “I have tape one of my fingers together before”

Oh shiiit I think the river froze?

The speed with which my brain went “tax breaks for new subscriptions” to thinking the entire way through that scenario to “wait shit never mind” was Olympic speed.

Sustainability reporter, Thanos the Mad Titan

Steven Miller has to go. Any reporter not asking about why he still has a job is failing at theirs.

Whitney came over and melted into me and omg I love the kittens

I have some thoughts in response to this dude: 1) good! 2) if you don’t want it to harden, remove it’s reason to exist an remove your fuckin Gestapo. It’ll go away.

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on the New York Times editorials.

These motherfuckers went hunting for their Kent State moment and then went “oh what the fuck how is this even less popular than Kent State”

I called Murphy the second I saw the video. He has me telling what we need while on the edge of tears. Won’t stop.

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Tinder.

Oh totally. No one thinks this is over. And Homan is *awful*. But watching them scapegoat in a rather historical sense, one of their golden children, is delicious

I have three new videos of Eli trying to fight me.

My cat is trying work the door knob. He’s never done this before. He really wants to go out in the snow. Buddy you don’t know what you’re asking for

There is a 4 foot snow bank between me and my front door.

I have a beautiful view, staring across the river at a city being blanketed in a layer of New England winter.

Minneapolis is too good for us

I will vote for the next politician whos platform involves sending Stephen Miller to space without a suit.

Stunned to learn any of these goofball accounts were still a going concern

I don't bother to ask anyone how they're doing. They're not ok. We're not ok.

Minneapolis is too good for us

I said earlier that resistance to ICE is indirectly a function of time. Part of it is exposure. Part of it is that they were exposed to a system that grants them impunity. Now they are acting worse, and worse every day. Ultimately that’s not in their best interest.

The federal government is gunning people down in the streets, lying about what happened and then preventing any independent investigation of the killings

They know this is costing them. They can’t back off or stop escalating for fear they’ll seem weak. But they also know each escalation makes them look worse. And that’s a BIG escalation.

The US is big and I can’t simply hop over to Minneapolis during my lunch break from the job I need to pay rent

The federal government is currently the enemy of any rational American

I called Murphy. First time.

Ferguson never ended. The War on Terror abuses never ended. The fight against global fascism never ended. The Civil War never ended. We are all still caught in history’s storm

The energy I’m tryna bring to the skyline I’ve not been doing a great job of it

Can someone explain to me why immigration judges are executive branch employees? Why is this not a judicial function? Was it an oversight in the Constitution’s framing that left some president to try fill by aping the judiciary?

It’s striking to me that the message we left about dangerous shit read like “ooooh dont go here, you will be cursed by Anubis” rather than saying explicitly “we places measurably hazardous things here”

I adore these kittens, man. So proud of how they grew up. I raised the coolest cats ever.