It’s not a lie, per se. There are pictures of me tied to a flag pole. And obviously I didn’t get there myself. I get by with a little help from my friends

*breathing* sometimes I don’t have to reply.

Whitney just leapt into my arms while I was standing up doing things. Look I know it’s super cringy to go down the “fur babies” street. But it’s why I wanted to raise them, I wanted us to be a proper loving unit, the three of us against a mouse

Part of my grudge against chemists is I thought we had all built a math together but they went and made a new one

Every time I play a Resident Evil game it invades my dreams. Not like it gives me nightmares. I don’t really find Resident Evil at all scary. But the map mechanics in Resident Evil starts being present in my dreams. “I can’t leave this room yet it’s still red on the map. There’s another secret”

It’s almost like allying yourself with conspiracy theorists who habitually concoct stories about those in power, and then taking all the power, has a very predictable outcome. Especially if there’s a very visible conspiracy you were actually involved in.

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Streaming until my friend is ready to play, just spun up a new Siren

He really does make all of his people talk about him like he’s Kim Jong Un. Which was the Latin American leader that would host a weekly public access TV show that costarred a clown? Waste, fraud, and abuse! The clown was redundant!

Been spending a lot of my spare time playing Borderlands games, huh Shift name: Fumbleb Come chill

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Did the man give betas to any of his relatives Because if one of my cousins did this there’d be so many creative and subtle ways we’d use it to take them down a peg.

DNA isn’t determinism. What neurological conditions he was predisposed to *are not* warning signs and the usefulness of such information is not preventative or interesting. What I do find interesting is Hitler had only got one ball Göring - had two but very small www.bbc.com/news/article...

The majority of voters aren’t interested in defending anyone who is culpable here. Its bipartisan. And he knows this. Because everything about his behavior screams “if you know any more I’m fucked” and he never does that when just Democrats are mad.

The funniest shit today was Trump going “You’re gonna Epstein me? Well I’m gonna Epstein Bill Clinton!” Yeah sure dude go ahead. If Harry Reid was a part of it, get his ass too. Now back to you

My mom’s coming to visit tomorrows not gonna go greeeeat for either of us Y’see she always needs to use the bathroom the second she gets here. It currently comes with instructions “don’t look up”

I substituted my morning Vyvanse for a morning adderall and an afternoon adderall And hoo boy ummm it feels like I’m in the frequency domain.

The only way it could impede him is if it generated significant opposition to him within his own party… Huh, he seems really convinced that whatever’s in those documents is more likely to do that than him standing between his voters and the “Democrat pedophile cabal”

I’m very willing to consider the notion that he wasn’t always like he’s been. I’m not quite convinced the stroke didn’t change him. Biden, Trump, Feinstein, McConnell, Fetterman, we keep giving people with brain injury immense power. We might want to ponder that:

Just accidentally hit myself with 140V. Not for the faint of heart. And speaking of hearts I’m not sure what the fuck mine just did.

Yes Whitney I know the bathroom sink is just your size but you still don’t belong there.

I can never tell if Whitney is waiting at the door because she’s happy I’m home, or because she’s trying to slip past me. She hasn’t escaped yet but I’m not sure it isn’t just because aim being cautious. Eli is chill though.

A coworker showed me a posting like “youngest engineer go get more money” and I had to awkwardly take the advice like “oh thanks so much!” While thinking “oh shit they don’t pay their non-engineers enough”

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social @blumenthal.senate.gov The time for new leadership was about 9 years ago.

Oh hey it took him just seconds to tell single payers “womp womp” www.bbc.com/news/live/c9...

Btw I don’t think we should have let them go either. They had a couple major moral issues. The better known one was slavery. The lesser known one is that they intended to conquer the whole Carribean specifically to make more space states.

Jesse Singal: allowed because he didn’t technically violate the Terms of Servive. Sarah Kendzior: Banned because she violated either a Secret Terms of Service or a Terms of Secret Service - one of the two

People stop telling me secret shit please

I guess she could have phrased it as a question and then it’d be even more literally a media request? Idk, trust here is so low. With tech in general but also very much within the Bluesky user base. Not long before the quiet answer is “Pam Bondi or Dan Bondino didn’t like it”

HBO caption writers, apparently:

I just did cleaned all the parts in the kitten’s water fountain and replaced everything replaceable, top to bottom And I’m scared Eli will drown if he doesn’t come up for air

There’s a scene in Welcome to Derby of a Jewish family saying blessings before dinner captioned “Praying in Yiddish” and no the fuck they’re not

You gave up, after harm was already done. I think it’s a cowardly stance, but the correct time to take it was in October. The people you want to respect it already went hungry. And all you have to promise them is a vote you’re going to lose. Resign in disgrace.

Never have I ever hit an original Calder with a soccer ball

The resurrectionists talking after Victor Frankstein bolted.

*looks at the oracle’s checklist* What about this other thing “marries his mother”

It’s a fun description of my life and very almost a Bluesky anthem Btw, I’m not disputing the art. There’s real art that they’re constantly finding under the dirt. And that just speaks to at least my life experience

I really wish I never got so good at the Sméagol impression

Little Joey was born as a leader before I learned to keep my head down. I had a vision of the entire kindergarten classroom encased in a web of snap-connecting blocks and everyone got to work to see it too. Now I rarely voice preferences aside from “don’t hurt people”

Hey Siri? Why am I afraid to admit I listened to emo in middle school. I’m fucking jamming to Dear Maria like it’s 2008

I make her go rump bum bum bum bum if you know what I mean Please don’t hate me for this one

I went to make a reference to a popular Jewish song of the season and found one no one should make. Careful out there

Telling Lake Huron that it’s on

Anyways in this movie the titular town “Title Town”…

I’d help but I just missed my window.

It’s helpful the turncoats didn’t just get to go “tada! The government is open.” First, what the fuck. We’re winning. Put that white flag the fuck away. Second, you secured *a vote*, *maybe*, on something most of them will vote against because a spiteful president demands it.

Okay. Murphy and Blumenthal both made statements that are as good as I can expect of a Senator. Just remember, like Marvel, we always have another Chris. *puts away our strategic reserve of Chris Mattie*

Sometimes I let little bugs take up residence in my apartment so the kittens have something to hunt

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