It’s very possible that the Trump admin accidentally transformed Colbert into a historic figure. He was one of many. But I see long descriptions of him just being a good guy posted all over. Martyred him. Whoops

I don’t ever try to make someone look dumb. I see dumb and ask em to flaunt it. They usually do

One of the cats actually comes when I call. I called for Eli. What I got was the great terror of worlds, the queen of ravening Elis sister

Whitney did the thing she always does, steal Eli’s toy

My little guys stole their toys back. Eli just crashed into my hip carrying a toy I packed away. He is now furiously head butting me asking me to plau

We’re fucking screwed by the way. By Trump. By Netanyahu. No one could’ve seen this coming I’m sure

The idea that the US won’t meet all its war aims (cry uncle) in Iran, like the idea that Ukraine can stand up to Russia, is flat out offensive to the world view of a simple-minded president who doesn’t understand why might isn’t making right.

He never knew how Iran operated and he still doesn’t. They won’t subject themselves to surrender. You have two options:

Rowling, Forstater, Davies and your ilk; take a fucking bow you absolute dangers metro.co.uk/2023/05/25/i...

I have bagels and whitefish I should eat breakfast for once

My recent dreams have involved me dying on a woodland floor pierced by four bolts only to cut to a dream where I was lost in the woods being helped by a woman who grew more and more sinister. Good night all, I think I’m up for another round against the fae

I would like a word with whoever said you cannot die in a dream.

“Is this one of the ones were they speak the language where you have to press 2 on the phone” London: “fancy a pint?” B-2s en route

“I think you meant Puerto Rico sir go get em” *Trump advisor jabs finger at Tasmania*

Trump: We're invading your country Cuba: Umm, we're already a U.S. territory Trump: *whispering to aide* Is that true

News: “the Iranians want to reinstate Mahmoud Ahmedinijad. Yes, THAT Mahmoud Ahmedinijad” Me, shaking head furiously: “sorry I know the name Mahmoud Ahmedinijad but I must’ve been thinking of a different Mahmoud Ahmedinijad”

Moaning @floregonian.com

Do I trust Polands track record on Jews? Fuck no. They kept killing after Hitler died. Do I think they’re right to ban Ben-Gvir? Yes more of that please

Don’t get me wrong, I think ADHD is close to the peak of the mountain of a category that is “differently abled” I think ADHD is actually really cool in some of what it can do but in an office space I do need to take certain steps to moderate it

When applying to jobs, is ADHD considered a disability? How do I answer this question

Apparently 12 years ago today I uploaded the bulk of my pictures I took in Israel and while most are happy there are some that just make me sad. I lived on the border and while I couldn’t see much of Syria, I do know just a bit of southern Lebanon.

He’s the war president and you all knew that’s what he wanted to be. If he lied and you believed him, sucks to suck.

I took this photo 12 years ago. I remember someone telling me very snobbily that the border is where the greenery ends.

Easily Distracted Writing a post that that we all can enjoy Referencing Tolstoy Look at him posting. Saying shit in the night when there’s nobody here What does he care AHHH LOOK AT ALL THE LOVELY PEOPLE

Cannot think of a more unpopular issue than trying to convince people who call themselves Americans to not do that! Pick something important

Really do not care what you call people from this country. But yeah making a huge issue of it is actually how you shift the ball back to the fascists court where there are so many bigger fights to be had with lives at stake

It’s been a rough couple days and there are people screaming outside of my apartment and the cats I raised are circling me like “dad do something”

Today on a dating app I got called Brennan Lee Mulligan. @babblingfringe.bsky.social is that good or bad.

Trying to summon General Sherman and see what they do about that

So interestingly I encountered ADHD stigma yesterday. It can be hard to accept you have it or that someone you care for has it. But for the worst reasons. It’s an application of a stigma toward a difference in brain activity - without examination of what that difference actually means.

6AM and I’m writing this song I’m still awake

I have engineering work in 12 hours. Not continued. But look, whatever you’re an expert in, there should and will be people for whom you apply it for free. I’m just happy to do it.

Sam Raimi’s Where The Wild Things Are

Peter Jackson’s the Hobbit

Zack Snyder’s Paw Patrol

Mel Brooks’ The Matrix

Martin Scorsese’s Lego Movie

Ken Burns’ Game of Thrones

Werner Herzog’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Seth Rogen’s Old Yeller

People who think cats don’t care about people have to explain the screaming gremlin that just came begging for attention for the 17th time today

So the US military still has the best but most expensive weapons. It performs extravagantly well. But the problem with depleting the arsenal is that these things take a long time to build.

Unemployment is bad for me. Was I talking to cats before? Sure. Am I doing it more now? Look I need to talk to *someone*

My aunt is in Japan complaining about bidets and I’m just like “shhhh let the Japanese and Italians have this it could be worse”

AND WHAT THE HELL IS ON JOEY’S HEAD (A hand forged awful replica of a Roman helmet)

I think in the discussion of whether Israel is an Aparthied state, South African Jews are an undervalued voice. I’m American born from such a family. I think it’s worth mentioning that the people I know who saw Apartheid up close see it in Israel.

In the criminal justice system some appointed officials are considered particularly heinous. This is their story *dun dun*

Internal sources are saying Kash Patel kissed a frog. He didn’t even think it would turn into a prince he just did it anyways.

It is very confusing how this is the left’s fault