So random! (My username is styled after Balotelli's old FinallyMario)

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

two awful broadcast options for this game - a Mexico-flavored Telemundo broadcast (sorry, not really rooting either way), and an English broadcast where the guy can't pronounce Quiñones.

international soccer is maybe the funniest sport to pull this navel gazing hairshirt shit about, we americans still have a lot to learn about being soccer fans

Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

“Salute to America Immediate Evacuation” is an instant classic.

Happy Fourth of July, New York City

referee is not up to the task of this Paraguay-France game

I’ve been thinking about the America I’m proud of and that I want to celebrate tomorrow, and it’s things like hip-hop and blue jeans and sending a man to the moon and this.

This is the best of who we are and what we represent. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Cabo Verde has about the population of Staten Island; trying to imagine THAT team

in tears at the guy throwing down the kangaroo after that PK

Like every patriotic American, I am celebrating the Confederate defeat at Gettysburg and the Union victory at Vicksburg this weekend, which just happen to line up with the days (July 3 & 4) that the Declaration of Independence was published and widely distributed. That’s why we celebrate, right?

we’ve removed god from the schools and the pitch

Here's that version

I don't think she liked the VAR decision

Fergie time on steroids but i'm not mad, wow.

I hate Juan Soto!!!!

Some of you are a little too worried about a RED card in soccer and not worried enough about the ORANGE man in the White House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

England will pay for their crimes. Well, not those. No, not those either. Look, I'm trying here.

RIP Doctor Congo

who's worse in their second language, Jozy Altidore on Telemundo or Chicharito on Fox?

Ecuador manager looks like Julien Baker

Just gonna keep watching this until they sync up

We hebben een serieus probleem

CIA op went sideways in Latin American you say?

that's the funniest game i've ever seen, omg

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Eric Adams must be so hype

i don't care if this was a dead rubber, that was completely unacceptable

here's what the rowing looked like on Telemundo

I saw a post on here talking about how the GOP "stole" our America from us and fuck that entirely. Our America is still very much alive. We still have it. The GOP are just a bunch of dorks who are trying to ruin it, will always try to ruin it, and will always fail.

Curacao has a smaller population than "the Oranges" in New Jersey (West Orange, South Orange, Orange, East Orange).

VAR Mistaken Identity

Possibly the greatest game in the history of Madison Square Garden?

crazy how big it is

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

I had to dig up my old analog watch to make sure I didn't miss the train lol

Phoebe Bridgers performed a concert at MSG where phones, smartwatches, pens, and paper were all banned. It ruled.

the guy who I am not eligible to vote for seems like a real piece of shit, and I guess I hope he wins. idk, I have my own collection of losers and assholes to worry about.

I mean, this guy is obnoxious, but let people enjoy things.

Current position on the Knicks is that I've never been a Knicks fan and I don't like the Knicks fanbase. But the players are really likable and, most importantly, I don't like the NY fanbases of which I am a member either.

Rat poison and brandy for everyone!