If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

There was that Epstein text exchange with Bannon where he said "Trump doesn't respect anyone who agrees to his demands" and never has that been more apparent than every newspaper/university/law firm getting their shit double-owned by the guy they bent over for in the first place.

When you hear Hegseth talk it’s just overwhelming how DUMB he is. Trump is an idiot, but he’s also 80 and his brain is falling to pieces. This is the best Hegseth is ever going to be and he’s just so dumb.

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oh my god bill guerin really is going to get this man fired

I miss the days when I could root for America at the Olympics without worrying about them coming home and endorsing fascism

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

This by @katiebakes.bsky.social really sums up all the feelings I had when the short lived unifying moment of glory went to hell on Sunday. www.theringer.com/2026/02/24/o...

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

There are dozens of good people who are devoted Islanders fans from Garden City, then there's this fuckhead.

I mean

JACK HUGHES 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 rode the rollercoaster to end regulation, gets the golden goal

🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 JACK HUGHES 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

The only triple gold club that matters is Ellen, Jack, Quinn 🦅

Critical support to comrade Pizzaballa

Nice, let me look up the capacity of Barclays Center

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

What a golden goal, what a team. Play free bird!!!!

HILARY!!!!!

the game-winner in OT for Team USA

PLAY FREE BIRD

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Free Bird is such a perfect goal song, let's play it 5 more times

Anthony Fauci or Colin Jost, depending on the day.

They are going to keep doing more and more depraved shit until we stop them.

Ramadan and Lent starting on the same day next week is going to be disastrous for the Catholic agenda because the Muslims are just going to wreck our shit. Complaining about not eating chocolate for 40 days while they go without food or drink from sunup to sundown, embarrassing.

McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man? LYONS: Yes mam McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?

HOOOOOO boy. Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?" Lyons: "Yes ma'am." McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?" "Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"

brb pitching this at Jeopardy

And this one!

Amazing halftime performance only thing that was missing was someone throwing a football into a giant Dr Pepper can for a scholarship

i need an emotional support perogi

Mariah Carey is there because Long Island is technically part of Italy

“If your bagel is fresh there is absolutely no reason to toast it.”

Matthew Schaefer is the talk of the town!

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

ten years ago today no one clapped

Full Bad Bunny speech

A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days

As Black History Month begins, we honor the generations of Black New Yorkers who built this city into the “gorgeous mosaic” we call home. Today, we reflect on the words of Mayor David Dinkins: our city’s first Black mayor (and a democratic socialist!).

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

All due respect lady you go to hell