It’s Friday, I’m in Hove.

Strangely, this attack failed to provoke nationwide anti-white arson and pogroms, nor did multiple MPs express their concern. Happened just around the corner from me.

meme via Mark Keeping

If you use Google to search Europa Conference League final the results page gives you some red and blue fireworks.

Beer, meat and pretzel, I must be in Bavaria.

Matt Le Tissier reveals real photo of what happened at Boro's training ground.

@petercpfc.bsky.social It's back again...

A guess a lot people will be spending a lot of today checking some slowly changing numbers on a BBC webpage. If you enjoy that sort of thing and want it to be a more than annual occurrence - can I recommend getting into county cricket?

Shakira, her management and her producer (who was another beneficiary of that grift) never responded to the emails we sent them. Neither did Fifa or Sony Music.

“God, Collings, I hate to start a Monday with a case like this.”

If you know you know …..

@deserterblog.bsky.social get yourselves up to Wigan.

Sing along with Joey

Happy 50th birthday to this incredible album, which helped to change everything. Hey! Ho! Let's Go ▶️ open.spotify.com/album/5uYDAw...

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

Hats off to Tunnock's for some epic product placement.

Viz 355

Referee: “You know the rules, and so do I”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social I really enjoyed your most recent podcast with @martynware.bsky.social Having the Human League into advise you on synths is almost as if you are living out the lyrics of Undertones song My Perfect Cousin.

“Police say there were regular attempts to steal KitKats prior to 2001, but they were all foiled.”

Oh, ye, thou really hast me now Thou hast me so I can't sleep at night Thou really hast me Thou really hast me Thou really hast me

there was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator... stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

Good thread @james-wilson-brew.bsky.social @petercpfc.bsky.social

Sad to hear of the passing of Andrew Ranken, drummer with the Pogues. I saw him play live with Mysterious Wheels a couple of times, also with the Pogues a couple of dozen times. youtu.be/XCLXBvrYAO4?...

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.' Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

Bless my cotton socks.... Reward by the Teardrop Explodes is 45 years old today. Here's the official video for the single, which was released on this day in 1981 youtu.be/o2_sJHPIbVw

457 British troops lost their lives in Afghanistan. Trump avoided military service 5 times. How dare he question their sacrifice. Farage and all the others still fawning over Trump should be ashamed.

The resemblance is scaringly uncanny...........

There's a "Yes, Minister" quote for everything. "Sir Humphrey Appleby: Think of it as a child's tantrum over a rice pudding. Won't touch it today and yet wants two helpings tomorrow."

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

@dpmoore88.bsky.social @petercpfc.bsky.social

Spring.

U-Labour.

Three Warringtons and two Huddersfield’s, that’s a full house in railway upgrade poker.

Huddersfield! So good they named it twice but not so good it can compete with all the Warringtons

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.

Lots of new followers this morning. Are people finally getting the message that the other place is a shitshow owned by a right wing nut job? Hope so.

We are looking at doing a Heritage Cask Festival this year and would love to know what UK Breweries do you see as Historic, Heritage or Traditional?

@keithbeard.bsky.social I expect you have already seen the opening frame of David Squire’s cartoon. In case not here it is.