If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

They didn’t just NOT give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize, they wrote a citation that reads like an anti-Trump rallying cry. (He’s gonna extra-tariff Norway now, isn’t he?)

Fresh ink.

There used to be an "indice de performance" in the Monte Carlo rally, which rewarded the car which performed the best in relation to its engine size. In football, Oliver Glasner's Crystal Palace would win it almost every round of the PL. Chapeau.

I used to be in a band called Eponymous Debut, we split up after an argument about the what to call our first album.

In Crystal Palace’s all time history we have now won one more game that we have lost (1776 vs 1775), our goals for and against are equal (6642). Screenshot from 11vs11.

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

I live in Beckenham, a leafy suburb of south east London, a place where David Bowie lived for several years. Beckenham doesn’t have any decent kebab shops. I put this down to the fact that no one has yet had the vision to open one called “We Could Be Gyros”.

It’s one of my favourite days of the year on Saturday and this year it’s a WORLD Tram Drivers’ Championship!! AND there’s now EIGHT disciplines! AND tram bowling is BACK! #TramWM tramwm.wienerlinien.at/en/ @mrtimdunn.bsky.social @geofftech.bsky.social

Banksy mural now 👇 Do not talk about Gaza. Do not humanise Palestinians. Do not make art that exposes war crimes. Move on. See it. Say it. Censored.

Autumn's here when it's #GreenHopSeason. Brewers start to produce "wet" hop beers fresh from the fields. Hop Projects & Collectives Manchester to Bristol harvest the bines they've grown. If you can get to Kent, heart of famous hop fields, Spa Valley Railway Beer Fest will include 30 Green Hop beers.

A colourful glowing orb, with a lunar eclipse in the background.

Having a sundowner, waiting for the eclipse.

Rayner is gone so where is the media outrage at Farage and his taxing dodging scams? Home bought in his partners name avoiding stamp duty, GB News pay via a company to avoid 40% tax rate on his 92k pay from them.

On the same day in the Telegraph:

He’s here He’s there He’s every fuckin where Marc Guehi (One for the very old school supporters)

Cleanse your timeline with the most wholesome Velvets cover ever. Worth watching all the way through.

I saw someone painting a red cross on some white dog poo earlier. Made me proud. And nostaligic.

Pritzker: Trump looked at the cameras and asked for me personally to say, Mr. President, can you do us the honor of protecting our city? Instead, I say, Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. Your remarks about this effort have betrayed a continuing slip in your mental faculties

There where more Bass players in The Fall

Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!

“If I said I was wearing a Palestine Action T-shirt would you get here quicker?” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats

@mattwoosie.bsky.social Matt, could you give me a follow, I have a story that you might be interested in following up.

Motherfucking wind farms…

@stuffbymark.bsky.social I thought that one of your creations would match the colours well

we love a story with a happy ending

I have been playing with different AI apps to design a potential tattoo to celebrate Palace’s FA Cup win. I think these are the best ones it has produced so far.

Ozzy's last public appearance - saying goodbye to 45,000 people and millions online while raising £140m for worthy charities. Hogan's last public appearance - getting booed out of the building at the racist wrestling company for being too overtly racist, shilling his shit racist beer.

The curse of Romark still lingers.

How very different ’Hi-De-Hi’ could have been.

They're selling spice bags in Wetherspoons, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over.

Was it ‘falling into a volcano’? www.independent.co.uk/asia/southea...

One spare ticket for IDLES in Bristol Friday 1st August. £45.60 Inc fees (19% Less than face value) Shares welcome, thank you. www.twickets.live/app/block/37...

UTA dropped Bob Vylan but represents Chris Brown just so you know where the line of acceptability is

I love sweet smell of petrichor in the morning.

This cartoon is hot right now… www.worldofmoose.com/products/30-...

Happy 80th birthday to Debbie Harry. Portrait by Andy Warhol

Delicious.

@deserterblog.bsky.social FYI …

Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life

Headline juxtaposition doesn't get much more Orwellian than this

Over the past few days I've had cause to think a lot about The (English) Beat song "Save It For Later," and what its primary writer Dave Wakeling said to me about it In a 2012 AV Club interview. 1/2

I am genuinely baffled by some of the discussion around AI from people I thought would know better. If you keep removing humans from knowledge creation eventually it stops being fucking knowledge.

Over on ILX there's a new thread called "Let's determine the best moment of New Order's The Perfect Kiss on Substance" and these are the options in the poll and 1) accurate, all of them and 2) I am in agonies that there is no "ALL OF THEM" option.