WTAF. Fuck that shit, indeed. 🏳️‍🌈

With Milan top and Palace 4th, 2025 is ending nicely. Please don't either of you fuck it up. Just give me this, for 3 more weeks.

This will never get old. Have you ever seen Brighton win the cup?

Might just go to bed. This evening isn’t going to get any better.

This fucking team, man. We’re fucking 4th and deserve every bit of it. #cpfc ❤️💙

Rain stayed away long enough. I love living around here, 3km from my front door to the view. The loveliest part of London.

Came out for a walk. 10 mins in and it’s raining. Wanted some fresh air ffs!

Booked all hotels last night. I definitely need my friend to let me stay with them the first week! #pricey

Wonder if I can make this work? 🤩

Sad news about the Charlton Athletic fan who passed away at their game today. RIP.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Seven months. 100kg down to 92kg. 8kg lost (I was 12kg down at one point but a rough few months…) Back on it. 2026 goal is to get under 80kg.

Flight booked. Hotels booked. We're going all the way.

It's fake Melania. She smiled.

I mean, saying the "India Pakistan war has ended" is beyond insulting.

He's going to fucking blow him on stage, isn't he?

Nobody is clapping anything and it's fucking glorious! #fuckFIFA

I thought I was watching porn with all the cunts on my TV. #wcdraw

I'll fucking take it.

@profanity.accountant hello!

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.

LOL bless this little fella... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "Superfan". England fans have been doing this for years.

I'm really fucking bored so have gone through each WC group travel/city scenario to try and decide which group I want England in. I'm not going to let Tangoman ruin my enthusiasm for my planning! Group A, B and D - can't be in those. Group C - convenient, east coast, uninspiring cities

I avoided SM last night before/during/after the game pretty much. Scrolling back and having a read, if you had to guess the result, you'd be guessing a loss. Why so negative? We're 5th ffs with our next 2 league games against Fulham, before a critical title 6-pointer with City. #cpfc

Always love seeing how much the kids have ruined my Spotify Wrapped…

England with a good draw for RWC 2027 but still facing the prospect of Aus or NZ in the QF.

This is a little misleading in the reality of decision making in businesses with a small number of shareholders. I'm a shareholder at work. I have full access to literally everything we do. We have board resolutions telling me what I can and can't do, within legal and spending limits. cont...

Went with the cheapest option. Sofia, Bulgaria.

Considering a trip from 29-31 December to tick off a new country. Bulgaria, Albania, Kosovo all possible. Gib a bit more expensive. San Marino, Liechtenstein and Andorra would all require driving/other transport. Moldova no direct flights. Anyone been to any and can recommend?

@jlm7.bsky.social Haha! Antigami!

Blimey, the flight back from Strasbourg got tasty... #cpfc

Please let the MG stuff be true about screwing over the Scousers! So much was "holding out for Liverpool" previously... but my god, please let the opposite be true.

Every adult should have an annual test on the use of apostrophes. Anyone failing should be slapped around the face repeatedly for an entire weekend.

There's a poll on the Beeb asking if Arne Slot should stay or go. For the good of the game, I voted stay.

"So Cristiano, how did that rapey story about you disappear so fast? Any tips?"

My daughter has made herself a large bottle of squash. She's pouring it into a small cup/lid thing and drinking it like tea from a thermos while hiking... weird kid. Just drink from the bottle ffs. 😂

That video can't be from London. None of them are jumping red lights or riding on the pavement.

Can we stop calling it "historic" every time a team gets a surprise result that the media weren't expecting? Every bloody match summary now says "historic".

Just seen they've expanded the RWC in 2027, too. Will be fucking hilarious if Ireland still don't win a knockout game.

Sat in the lounge watching NFL games on TV… maybe I just need to move to the US.

STOP HAVING PHONE CALLS ON SPEAKER IN PUBLIC PLACES YOU IGNORANT WANKERS.

It’s like he didn’t score the winner in an FA Cup Final 6 months ago. I despise this constant big club bias & the resulting pure ignorance outside of it from the media. #cpfc

Once they’re gone, they’re gone… except I’m going to make exceptions for Olise and Eze. I genuinely want both to succeed (not at the expense of Palace, of course) and it’s great to see them doing so.

Let’s go Longhorns! #hookem

Bit annoyed tbh… everyone in this bar seems to be getting ID’d except me… I reckon it’s the accent… 🥲

I’ve never seen so many cowboy boots in one place.

Last game today before heading home tomorrow. Bucket list stadium to be ticked off. #HookEm

I’m basically recreating a beer/food crawl I did with my ex 5yrs ago. I’m kinda having fun… 🤣

Let’s go Texans!