And here we are. Finally a new one. 98. Tunisia. Arrived late so haven’t seen anything yet. All I’ve heard so far is Brits complain about the heat. Stay home, FFS.

Heading on holiday with the kids today. First solo holiday with them both. Picked a new country. This looks pleasant weather. If they complain the pool is too cold, I’ll scream!

Trust me, England fans are stunned too.

I don't wish ill on anyone, but I'm definitely starting to believe in karma. I best behave in that case...

Chelsea and Villa socials congratulating their Argentinian players. Find any others, call them out. Arseholes.

Tuchel shit the bed on 70 minutes. End of story. Might as well have taken Jude and Kane off given he nullified them with the subs.

Two years ago, to the day, England didn’t turn up for a final and lost 2-1. Today, we turned up for 60 minutes, then a load of ridiculous subs cost us the game. Tuchel wears Southgate pajamas. No spine, no balls, with a game to kill off.

God. Ally McMoist. Where’s the grassy knoll shooter when you need them?

Chelsea want £30m for Chalobah... that's not a terrible price, IMO, for a position we need and a player we know.

I see England have had 5 arrests in the US so far this entire tournament, only 2 at matches. In contrast, over 100 were arrested in the UK post Norway the other night. Perhaps it's time people just stopped acting like fucking pricks whilst watching the TV with a beer.

Nav's kids have got more chance of making a WC semi-final appearance than 3 of the people here. 😂

Since my daughter was born: 1. Palace have only ever been in the PL 2. They've won 3 trophies 3. England WC SF, Euro RU, WC QF, Euro RU and now WC SF Me at her age: 1. Palace in the second tier the whole time, other than 2yrs when I was 2/3 2. Zero finals 3. England Euro GP, WC GP, Euro DNQ, WC QF

This. Exactly this. Why should we change when they aren't willing to? Just leave me the fuck alone, let me have my pint in peace.

Instead of trying to get introverts to be “more social” maybe we need to work on extroverts shutting the fuck up?

Shocked by the death of Ann Widdecombe. Mostly because I thought she died years ago.

Exactly. Just sweat a bit ffs. It won’t kill you.

Sad for Chris Richards and my American friends, but glad it ended in a hammering.

Every team should appeal every card and tie FIFA officials up in paperwork for a few days.

Grateful for people who post “ABE” so I know who to unfollow.

On this occasion I do in fact have to support this kind of silliness

New Verification rule: to be fully verified on mu.social by us as Belgian, you'll need to repost this image!

We're all her. Fuck Penaldo.

Not gonna lie, keep watching "Wonderwall" from the end of the game Wednesday night and I want to go back. Don't get me wrong, I really love my job, but I wish I was heading to Mexico right now. *Googles flights*

Damn it, got to stay up late Sunday night now.

Hopefully saved in drafts.

Tommy Twatface screaming at Spence. You picked him, fella. It’s on you.

On the plus side, I get to go to bed early in Sunday now.

Saka, Eze and Mainoo on please.

Great pass, Anderson. Wharton’s value going up with every passing minute.

Gyokeres has just been the victim of an unspeakable crime.

Phase 8 was terrible, but 9 did the job. Goodbye, north-of-the-border folk.

As expected. Spain let us down. Belgium, Egypt and Iran currently doing their jobs though.

Honestly though, it’s basically done. Right now, Algeria would have to lose by 2 or Croatia to lose by 3 for them to even have a slim chance of sneaking in. Glorious. #theyrecominghome

Phase 7: complete ✅ Phase 8 is tricky and unlikely. Uruguay win combined with any result in the other game. Or Uruguay draw combined with any result in the other game. Basically, we just need Spain to not win. Come on Pino, do it for England. I think Spain win though.

It’s been a thing of beauty correctly predicting the last 6 results to watch them slide down the 3rd place table. 6 games, correct prediction for each. 1. Bos/Qat no draw 2. Bra win 3: Cze win or SA win by no more than 2. 4: Ecu win 5: Swe draw or win 6: Par draw or win by no more than 2.

I get why Americans call it “FIFA”, but please stop. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup

Having fun cancelling a flight with AA. I paid in £, they want to give me a travel credit in $. Which is fine... but £500 is not the same as $500, sir.

Perfect - credit card been used fraudulently and has been cancelled... it's the only one I have with me on holiday. Can still use Apple Pay but that's not a given at every place here in the US. Joy.

Uruguay with scummy play? Never knew they had it in them.

Finally a game with a hydration break that is needed.

Finally a World Cup 0-0 that I’m not to blame for.

DAICHI!

Almiron just became the first player ever to be sent off for covering his mouth when talking on the pitch! Dickhead.

Remember when Enciso scored one good goal and Brighton fans said he was better than Olise? LOLZ #cpfc

Fun day in Kansas City. Watched the US win at the Fan Fest, queued 1hr40mins for amazing bbq and now enjoying my food coma laid in bed watching Brazil/Haiti and then Türkiye/Paraguay next.

Balogun and Robinson grew up in England Dest grew up in the Netherlands Tillman and McKennie learned to play in Germany Pepi grew up between El Paso and Juarez Weah's dad was the fucking president of Liberia I don't think one nation means what they think it does

We’re all alcoholics