New local pizza place has a radically different ordering system: you call them, order a pizza, and then they bring it to you. No app, no subcontractors, just a teen who smells vaguely of weed bringing you a pizza. Innovative!

Sometimes even the President of the United States must be tried for treason.

The Jetsons lied to us

Hard pass on watching the new Harry Potter TV show on HBO. J. K. Rowling can get bent.

To claim that things are chaotic at airports "despite" completely useless ICE agents getting in the way is so disingenuous of CNN.

The next president of the United States is headed for a dismal term thanks to the mess Trump has made, a political analyst has claimed.

To me it is perfectly reasonable to dislike the Iranian regime and its awful human rights failings but also to oppose this war on legal and moral grounds. In fact to me this is the only reasonable position to take.

Pete Hegseth called them “narco terrorists” and the official statement from the Trump administration called it a training camp for drug traffickers. It was a dairy farm. They murdered Ecuadorian farmers. With our money. The War on Drugs has always been a fascist plot to kill Black and Brown people

The richest country in the world shouldn't have desperate people wandering the streets homeless and hungry. We could put a stop to this, but instead we spend the money on bombing other countries, building huge concentration camps, and protecting billionaires from paying taxes. It's a choice.

AMEN!

Reading more about the dogs who broke away from kidnappers. The corgi was chosen as boss because he’s even-tempered. The big labs guarded the injured German Shepherd, & the little pomeranian, etc. were scouts.

No idea if it’s true but it seems extremely likely.

Speaker of the House position has been reduced to SpoogeMop Boy at the Jackoff Movie House. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

What he says...

Pam Bondi has the unredacted Epstein Files ON HER DESK! She violating a Judge's order to keep them hid for Trump..

Bob Barker: Loved animals, hated women. Maybe he should have gotten himself neutered. pagesix.com/2026/03/24/e...

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This cis so satisfying. AI is irredeemable. The future will look back on at this era as a new Dark Ages.

There must be Civilian/Military Tribunals created to pass judgment on the defendants of the current administration and members of Congress to be prosecuted for Crimes Against Humanity, Murder, and Political and governmental Corruption. Since both DOJ/USSC are complicit and compromised!

For the love of Christ, why? www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/tin...

America has a storied history of violating official agreements, treaties, etc. Now we don't even acknowledge the sovereignty of other nations if we get mad at them.

JetBlue will be known as RoadRunner Airlines going forward. Meep Meep! www.thedailybeast.com/jetblue-flig...

he predicted our whole situation

This is great: Nick Adams is the perfect symbol of MAGA 2.O a simpering homoerotic hero worship of Trump by another bald overweight out of shape lickspittle whose entire career is contorting himself ever more to smooch the putrid ass o' Trump. www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

What if you could drive your smartphone? That seems to be the design mindset for modern vehicles, but touchscreen tech is not compatible with operating a motor vehicle in traffic.

I have learned that to be a professional cornhole player does not require limbs. But, how do you defend your cornhole? nypost.com/2026/03/24/u...

The Pussycat Dolls are what The Spice Girls would have been if created by AI.

i don't recall a prophecy in the Bible predicting Armageddon would be triggered by the greed of a rogue POTUS initiating an Oil stock market manipulation

This is a brain disorder known as half-bright. When dimbulbs complete a whole book or some blogpost and they suddenly think they "get it" & start lecturing everyone on their new smartness. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mag...

i think we entered the bad timeline in 2013 when the miami dolphins took the helmet off their little dolphin in the logo

Oh, this is good. Let American Justice drive Elon Musk out of this country, out of business, & out of the public square, shunned & despised for good. www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

Tragic that we’ll never find out what Dilbert thinks about this war

Hand of Doom

everything is made of police now

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

Being white is literally walking around snapping the suspenders on your britches looking for somebody to boss around. That’s why I call their mindset slave master mentality.

TSA Chronicles: ICE agent, confused by People Mover, unloads a clip into the treadmill in a vain attempt to stop from falling on his ass.

ICE guy teargassing a Chili's Too for harboring burritos

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

This is an ICE agent at TSA. Post their unmasked faces everywhere.

Unless the scene is elderly Chuck Norris holding Vanilli Ice by his ankles outside a 20 story high apartment window, I will pass www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/chu...

The difference between a POS posing as a president, and an ACTUAL president.

I thought we cancelled this Turd. People forget how ugly & cruel he was esp. to young female Celebs struggling in public. He made Harvey Levin seem like a Man of Honor. www.thedailybeast.com/perez-hilton...

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Trump denying Bill Maher a Mark Twain Prize is correct since the Universe of difference between Twain's pithy insightful social observations & Bill Maher's old man shaking fist at clouds rants are not the same. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/bil...

Random Prophecy: Tucker Carlson will meet the same fate as Alexei Navalny.

Bill Maher kissed the ring around trump's fat b-hole to show he's one of the "Liberal Grownups" who can dialogue with the MAGA Godfather & talk sense to him. Now he's earned loathing from both sides of the aisle el oh el www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/bil...

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