Ever since we started using my homemade spice rack I've got much more thyme on my hands RS

MAGA is finding out that voting in a racist President costs big for everyone not just Libs & minorities.

It’s clear now that Americans will now only elect Brands to higher office. But they can be good brands like Levi’s or Mamdani’s

Wow that inbreeding by the British Royals is really taking its toll on male hairlines. Poor Prince George’s hairline is already receding 🫣

i HATE THE GODDAMN INTERNET NOW!!! It has been degraded beyond all reason & logic except how to drain every user of every website of every dime and every drop of patience peace or sanity in order to use their application. We need to reboot the entire World Wide Web. start again

Anyone who still thinks Bill Maher is not MAGA has the same feebleminded infantile dementia Trump & all the MAGA Trash have www.thedailybeast.com/bill-maher-7...

In Revelations in the Bible a big player in the Apocalypse is the Whore Of Babylon, which I always assumed was symbolic of America, but seeing it unfold irl I realize it’s just 1st Prostitute, Melania Trump.

They’re normalizing his unconscious body before cameras so they don’t have to admit when he is not alive.

#DulaPeepShow #DuaLipa

We really did have a golden age where you could just get a cheeseburger for $1 huh

And I get asked why I despise muskrat.

They should make some movies with positive representations of liminal spaces. Like when you work at a convenience store and you can go in the walk in behind the drinks. You can smoke back there and steal sodas. Why don't they show that on the movies

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You’ve counted your last Crow

All this heavy state repression increasing? Pretty scary right? Hang on to your hats. It's a sign of the fact that the state has caught onto the fact that we're in place with decent strategy to win & feels a threat. As @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social says, I regret to inform you that we are going to win.

NEW: Cities all over Arizona are aiding ICE—but local activists are pressuring city leaders to change their policies. And now, with local elections coming up in July, collaboration with ICE has become a major issue in a bunch of races. Learn all about it! boltsmag.org/arizona-muni...

Some nasty business by the “alleged” federal drug enforcement agents in my State. THURS: Governor, mayor, sheriff slam feds over fentanyl tactics, More Source: kunm.org

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A bloody mary featuring a whole glazed ham on a toothpick. Write that down.

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there and to the wannabe daddies in my DMs, please go spend time with your actual kids

Paramount refused to air our ad calling out Trump's meddling in its potential Warner Bros. merger, citing "conflict of interest." So, conflicts of interest are only OK when Trump is involved? Watch the ad they don't want you to see ⬇️ freedom.press/merger

They really do want a reduction in population www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...

Is she talking about Palestine, TX? 🤔 I won't pretend to speak for anyone other than me, but if you're not addressing the shit coming from the SCOTUS that's affecting us personally, then I have no use for you or your politics. I haven't seen a single defense of voting rights from any of them.

the worst part of turning 50 is realizing you'll probably never learn to rollerskate backwards now

Gonna start my annual Star Wars Marathon by getting the worst out of the way & it fits with the chronology of the saga. Queue ing up The Phantom Menace in dread of the 1st appearance of Jar-Jar.

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

If you weren’t already souring on capitalism, every single corporation rushing to integrate predatory betting apps into their goods and services should do the trick

Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which was gutted last year. If Bezos can spend $500M on a yacht, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.

this Government is headed by a serial rapist & child sex predator who protects, rewards & appoints them to his Criminal Cabal. These migrant children are being used & abused, the women are being raped and beaten it will all come out at the Trials.. www.thedailybeast.com/top-trump-do...

New Mexico’s film industry is creating jobs and driving investment in communities across our state. As governor, I’ll work to open regional film offices so we are lifting up rural communities, supporting skilled craftspeople and union jobs, and growing a sustainable industry.

We keep hearing nonsense about supermarket theft, but the supermarkets actively factor that in with self checkout because they know the amount they save in wages in so much more. Ten self checkouts staffed by one person saves them far more than the theft costs whilst taking jobs out of the economy.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Every time I make the typo "grabity" part of me wants to argue that it should have been called that all along.

Cut your hair, ya phony

If I die in I.C.E. custody, please know they killed me. Know that I would never take my own life—especially in their custody. Please be sure, I did not speak to them other than to clearly and plainly invoke my right to counsel. Know, I did not incriminate myself, I did not take illicit drugs. 🖤

It's not MAHA or RFK Jr. It's the craven submission to bullying by Fascist cretins that exposes the greed & cowardice leading the US off the cliff of late stage Capitalism. www.thedailybeast.com/maha-movemen...

I’m deliberately avoiding the news lately, but I am curious if Congress has approved Trump’s latest Capitol upgrade to fill the Reflecting Pool with chocolate pudding for weekly female wrestling matches yet?

The only relevant health issue with Trump at this point is that which concludes with a body lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda.

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kill your local data center

Haha, Spotify changed back to its original brand logo on its mobile app. Guess I’m not the only one who thought sucked.

Celebrities join petition to shut down Dilley Immigration Center in Texas, over abuse claims www.fox26houston.com/news/celebri...

Dad watching Willie Geist interview Mick Jagger. Dad, "Man he is old!" Me *LAIUGHS HYSTERICALLY* Dad, "What?" Me, "Mick is only 11 months older than you." Dad, "NO!" *story confirms Mick's age* Dad *grumpy face*

Mamdani’s New York is having the kind of run that you normally only see in a montage at the end of a Disney Channel movie

"Dammit! I practiced this talking point in the mirror this morning."

Is a Michigan regional accent the most annoying sound on the planet?

The sitting President has become completely unmoored from reality.

where’s the pump and dump? we all buy in, and we all dump dec 1 before musk and the insiders are allowed to sell, crashing the price to 10% of IPO.

Billionaires need to see taxes on their wealth as Guillotine Insurance.