I blame the hit television show The Comfy Couch for my tartish ways

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Watching the way the Trump administration is using criminalization as a weapon ought to make clear how criminalization works even in normal times.

Don’t worry, once we’ve helped them come for immigrants and trans people, they’re sure to be appeased and dedicated to solidarity in our great big tent and not come after anyone else, as history teaches

There is no compromise policy Democrats can offer Republicans to make them act normal on this issue. We simply have to state the basic reality — immigrants contribute to our country in myriad ways — and fight for it. I don't know how so many journalists convinced themselves this isn't an option.

the sheer fucking gall of Dem politicians who now – in September 2025, as the Trump admin is taking away trans ppl's healthcare & passports & baselessly labeling us as "terrorists" – express their "concerns" about trans ppl & sports. they are trying to eradicate us! maybe be "concerned" about that!

the charlie kirk assassination (swirls in the mouth for flavor; spits) feels similar to l'affair epstein in that there is an insane amount of evidence illustrating the dead person had it coming in ways that our entire society is both founded on and invested in not looking directly at

In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and “globalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved

wake up babe they’re trying to cancel ethel cain and we might be able to get tickets now

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

I'm gonna need you all to not do this shit. Grow up. Be a serious person.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

This admin is taking its lead from Jim Crow and calling for the removal of “illegal” diversity, equity, inclusion, and accessibility from schools. Just because Secretary McMahon doesn't know something doesn't mean students across America should be deprived of learning history.

why yes I do support the arts (I manually type in linked in dot com in my browser to look at my boyfriends posts)

go birds

bruce springsteen’s racing in the street includes the line ‘i met her on the strip three years ago/ in a Camaro with this dude from LA’ which tells us that guy fieri plays a key role in the bruce springsteen cinematic universe

I’m a wife guy but about my boyfriend and also kind of about my boyfriend’s wife

hell yeah. go get 'em, Magee nurses

Here's a cheat sheet for whenever you read an old sci-fi author

the left needs its own tush push

there is in fact already a tax abatement lol

Chicago pope replacing communion wine with Malort

the autoconclave can sterilize any cardinals still tainted by original sin in 30 minutes

The rise of social media discourses aimed at women that pose a lot of wild misinformation about the menstrual cycle’s impact on psychological functioning is an underreported part of the anti-feminist backlash.

Have you felt the sun on your skin today, playboy?

I think a zionist millionaire is about to sue me for $200

I am just now learning that I am dating a hoochie daddy

crush-having is a survival skill. to have a crush is to reject despair and embrace hope. a crush is an imaginative investment in the future. all the most miserable people you know could crush-have their way into contentment if they only knew how

overton window? I hardly know her ton window

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

why am I at work who brought me here why am I not eating life changing scallops and staring at a pretty man

motherfuckers who think beans on toast is breakfast saying trans women aren’t legally women

I have been confused about my gender since college and after years of introspection have landed solidly on “am I nonbinary or did I just have a stay at home dad in the 90’s?”

As a cis person witnessing what's happening in the US and the UK, none of us should cynically accept them as inevitablities, and governments don't historically stop stripping away protections from just one group. So when they come for trans folks, we gotta come with torches.

I think it would be super neat if one day all his children decided to form a legion for the sole purpose of eating their father

i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts

they should not allow a woman in love access to a credit card

weeping at the feet of my partner who just hand delivered a bitter ends donut to me at work and yelled at a protestor for me

stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion

Marky: dark mode

my greatest superpower is that I cannot smell the cum trees

It's so funny that people spent Cory Booker's 25 hour filibuster saying, "Well, this man's entire career has been craven betrayals of the entire working class, but maybe he's turned over a new leaf," only for him to immediately throw away 25 hours of good will to vote to kill more Palestinians

if our bushes aren’t intertwining like velcro I don’t want it

conclave 2 baby

No tariff on hanging out. Or friendship. Just saying

the fact that black and white shakes haven’t even hit the Pittsburgh market is insane to me; globalization is a farce

I am drunk and eating a burrito in condado and ethel cain is BLARING

pannopticatta