The boys were definitely boppin’. #RaiseIt 🏴‍☠️

nathan fielder we need you

i'm sorry, i hope this is good, but you simply cannot make a music biopic without making me think of Walk Hard

I thought the pavement movie was okay but it did have the effect of me never being able to take a music biopic seriously again (I just watched the springsteen movie trailer)

I fucked up (ate two entire cinnamon rolls and feel like hurling)

hold him at gunpoint

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

dumbest coworker in every office in shambles today

The Andor S1 recap is 14 minutes long. No wonder I had no idea what was happening in S2E1

I'm gonna need you all to not do this shit. Grow up. Be a serious person.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out

Instead they will be paying unemployed workers out of the goodness of their hearts 💕

does anyone else give their entire recent medical history to the dude at the omelet station

INBOX: The City of Pittsburgh will be opening 16 Citiparks pools June 16 (all but two, Homewood and Sheraden). All open 7 days except Banksville, Riverview, West Penn, open Tues, Thurs–Sun.

'Jaws' is my all-time favorite motion picture, so of course I had to write about this beautiful nonsense. www.pghcitypaper.com/arts-enterta...

this is why push remains my favorite rapper

Pittsburgh City Controller Rachel Heisler accepted a $15,000 trip to Israel entirely funded by AIPAC. This is absolutely unethical behavior from an elected official—especially one that worked to kill the anti genocide divestment referendum.

The only thing that has happened to me since the executive order banning trans healthcare is that ive become gayer and more powerful?? I feel strong and beautiful and loving and loved???

I interviewed a half-dozen people who knew Elias Rodriguez and went over countless private messages of his and couldn't find any anti-Semitic remarks www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-elias...

John Lennon had already been shot to death at 40. wtf am I doing with my life

just once I’d like to be eviscerated

not all heroes wear clothes

This is the softest photo I’ve ever seen

I don’t know if I’m ready for the boat shoe resurgence

gray cool spring days feel cursed and tank my serotonin but the bright side is I can get some fits off

I love when porn bots like my pinned Palestine fundraiser posts on IG

call me mr. broombastic the way I got these floors clean

Halloween costume idea: Andrew WK as a member of the guilty remnant

my wife just slut shamed me for my outfit and said whatever I get I’m asking for it

can confirm

fartificial intellijizz

if you see me today I’m cornering you to rant about how returning from vacation makes me somehow even more of a communist

Should be perfectly legal in any country

check me out. ordering some damn arepas

chicago pope's gonna make this guy a saint

Chicago pope replacing communion wine with Malort

why did the ceo of kickstarter like my IG story if an iceage song

We should not have to work when we don’t feel like it. Does anyone know of any ideologies that could do this

Annual reminder that much of the rest of the world observes a U.S. anti-labor massacre each May Day while we flail around trying to keep our little jobs

I’m an absurdist because Pittsburgh is continuing to do massive roadwork while half the stoplights in the city are out and many roads are blocked by fallen trees and if you don’t accept your fate and approach life from a position of ironic detachment you will be driven to madness or self-destruction

I just talked to my dogs for 10 minutes about the myth of Sisyphus. But the cool Parts about doing art and fucking and being a revolutionary, not the Dumb part about the bolder

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

it’s been a looming threat for years but I am officially staring down the very really possibility that AI and other forms of automation make my current job and what I’m generally trained to do obsolete. “cool”

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