River puppies 🐊 #art

Nah this is just how the Ultramarines are.

I love deadlock

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

Mom Jeans or, why you shouldn't try on random clothes you find lying in changing rooms... Another art experiment I'm pretty happy with. #TFeveryday

Happy😆✈️✨ Comm for @legomancer-minty.bsky.social!

When they make movies about this in the future they will tone down the cruelty of ICE and border patrol, like Spielberg did with Goeth in Schindler's List, because no one will believe they were actually this monstrous.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Thoughts of a visceral were-car transformation being ruined because a hand -> wheel transformation will never not look kinda goofy

Women with bite/claw marks from monsters and the area around the wound has begun to transform them into a version of the creature that had attacked them. 😳

tumbl dead

so twisted #otd #minifemslashfeb2026

Had cloudy nights for like two months straight, but it finally cleared up enough to let me get my telescope back out! Orion is a summer target for me down here, so it's harder to get away with staying up for it during the shorter nights. Glad I managed it this weekend though, definitely worth it!

Samantha designs a weapon system. (1/6)

She's a bit of a show off. Mid-TF piece into a glitch sabre (displacer beast inspired species)

buttonup shirts are the best clothes to get TFd in you can show the changes poking out between the gaps, you can pop the buttons off when it gets too tight, undo them one by one for a slow reveal there's an inherent 'professional' quality to them that contrasts with whatever fun things are happening

REM SWEEP

wedding stew 🍲

Told you to be careful with the evo stones

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

People will take an “it is what it is” attitude to actionable injustice, but then put in effort to kick up a stink about a service worker getting their order slightly wrong or some shit

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Stream commission 🔞🥚

Learning what a grungler is 💙

"I think there's been some confusion," the monk admitted to the clown sheepishly. "I don't abstain from sex, I abstain from parties. I'm celibrate."

This is validslop. You only agree with it because it's correct.

Otto Octavius and his trusty robotic arms....before the fusion experiment goes amiss! I initially drew this back in November...hence the 2025 watermark! xD But I went and added a background from the movie to it and so I thought I'd post it! 8D

Relaxed chonky dino in progress

Commission work of a lil medieval fantasy person turned into a raptor as it's what I am known for now I guess

You see, this is what happens when you investigate the weird bass sounds coming from the sewer drain...

Holy fuck they actually did it

awesome shirt pattern to wear while saying this queen

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Evergreen.

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

Happy new year ~ 💤 🥂🎆

This would absolutely do it for some of you

Ah!! I got this amazing bit of gift art from @avaricesystem.bsky.social !!! Artist is @fluxom.art !!!

Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!

#crab 🦀

"(excitedly) Thank you street shitters!" - @cloudcuckoocountry.bsky.social out of context during Jackbox

Captain Hector "Apples" Barbossa, name a more iconic character reveal

i think about this one a lot