fluffy bee fairies who capture you so easily just by clinging and climbing along your body, squirming under your clothes, buzzing themselves against your most sensitive spots to tickle and tease you into helpless, uncontrollable laughter you'll be such a *sweet* giggletoy for their hive!

an average bluesky user

This might be the best video ever

Contagion Robin is probably fine, don't worry about it. Art by the fantastic @blackshirtboy.bsky.social

[GOREFUCK 🔪 followed you] [Widdle Unicorn Peepee Girl 🍼 and GOREFUCK 🔪 liked your post] [Widdle Unicorn Peepee Girl 🍼 followed you] [Dan (the most normal looking man in the world, including his actual irl last name and a pfp of his own face) liked your post] [bitchslut 🔞 followed you]

I haven't stopped laughing about this.

Forever tapping the sign

as i put more succinctly elsewhere

“You have one remaining wish.” “Summon a hydra in the middle of my enemy’s fortress, but one with so many heads that any new heads will be crushed immediately, creating an ever-expanding mass of hydra heads that will destroy the entire stronghold.” “You mean…?” “Yes. A hydra-djinn bomb.”

A Charr engineer will use colorful language when they are stressed. Test that at your own peril. #GW2 #Charr

Re: LRP: I set a lot of my writing where I do for a reason

goodnight destiny 2 no game I've ever played has been so beautiful and fun to play on a moment to moment basis, and so miserable to play as a live service game I'll always remember you fondly, and also remember my beautiful wife atraks-1 who made me lose many DSC raids cause I was admiring her

showing up to the doom modding community like

if you're from a town called "____ Hollow" please don't talk to me. if we ever become friends there's like a 70% chance i get a letter that draws me to drive out there, and my vehicle will break down and everything will be desaturated as fuck and the Getters are gonna try to Get Me

Girls who stink real good 😍

Giving this another listen since I was reminded of it tonight, and what strikes me from the get-go is how EVERY SINGLE LYRIC has been chosen with intent. I'm so used to mashups that only pick songs that "fit" together. That's not (just) what's happening here. This is a transfemme coming out.

Nobody said it, but the true answer here is Prey (2006)

I say variants of “aww yisss! Motha. Fuckin. Bread crumbs” All. The. Time.

redrew my old self portrait (he/him)

Ouroboros tried to sneak into the convention. She put a LOT of effort into that cosplay and didn't want it to go to waste. Her plan was thought out, but it just had one particularly 𝘉𝘐𝘎 flaw she didn't account for... (Part 1/2)

Her stupidly fat butt. (Part 2/2)

(it didn't wear off) ...at least living at the aquarium now means you don't have to pay rent? #tf #tfeveryday

Gender Evil 2024 edition, now on bluesky #Nonbinary

Mini of the month - All about that base Entry 11 by @tharook.bsky.social Who goes there? Friend or foe? #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

new meme that specifically caters to me dropped

Woo, foxes be upon you!

Real Cis Guys Know 😤

multi is so fucking good giving u multiple limbs like a funny amount of limbs taur train, multi snout, 4 heads on ur body 6 arms extra belly nipples and 6 dicks MORE

I couldn't help myself

Old drawing incoming! I can't believe this is almost 3 years old doods

in honor of Artemis 2 here is a drawing i posted to patreon a few months ago 🌙

this card is your commander show me what spells you break them with

result:

Annual reminder to give your asexual friends your jacket so you can always have an ace up your sleeve

happy International Asexuality Day from me and In Stars and Time's ace characters🖤🤍💜 have a wonderful day fellow aces

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

He is risen.