With this settlement the US is worse off in every way than it was before the war; Iran is strengthened by the huge new tolls in the Straits of Hormuz, paid by the whole world. (1/14)

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

That ending to DareDevil...damn

saying “a whole civilization will die” is not a “grave threat,” it is a confession of genocidal guilt and evidence of a psychotic break from a deeply demented and dangerous freak. this is like saying “the zodiac killer has published an interesting new crossword puzzle”

Night ✨ has fallen upon Paris 🇫🇷

Here are some of the memories of the World War II veteran, profiled by The Bee on Christmas Day 2025.

**gently grabs your face** Listen, the world is full of so many horrors--things out of our direct control. We do what we can, as we can. But there's no magick button labeled Fix This Now. It's important to reach toward joy. Take your meds. Have a snack. Make plans. Laugh. Look at the damn moon.

Things that concern: NSPM-7, FBI saying Antifa is now their number 1 Domestic threat, Gov parnering with Plantir, and the massive amount of Data collection/tracking happening, Groups like Patroit Front doing daily trainings at a compound in TN DOJ's comments about who should be able to 2A.

Debating on put up for sale my Canon 77D to go to a Sony Alpha... Any tographers have input?

Joy!

My pond in early spring is always fun. The Iris will bloom for the year, then the Elephant ears will grow out.

Happy lich day.

People block you over the weirdest things here.

Day 163 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #TheMuppets #PigsInSpace

This is why we made the internet

One day I will go through the hundreds of photos i've taken over the past few years that are just sitting on my SDcard.....One day.

Sure flying a couple hundred thousand miles and taking a picture of the Earth is cool, but have you tried driving a couple hundred miles and seeing the milky way with your EYES?

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Mona Lisa: The original basic bitch.

Well this is a bad idea...

KY House and Senate republicans overrode the Gov's reto and forced it into law. Making them the third state to protect Big Seed from being to be sued. To hell with consumer protections, and you know, HEALTH.

Say what you will about Bsky, but its nice not having Flatearters up and down the space posts.

The Intercept is at JFK International Airport today reminding you to #TurnOffYourPhone before going through security to keep federal authorities from getting into your devices. More tips from our digital security expert: interc.pt/4v2qKTs

I cannot stress enough: This stuff does not end with Trump dying, or his impeachment. JD Vance is worse. Has the backing of TP and Heritage at the moment, and is super close to Peter Theil. Things are much more layered than "Trump"

I need to make a montage video to the The Lonely Island's, "I threw it on the ground" for all the times my delivers drivers just toss my packages on the stoop.

Don't get me wrong: I'm relieved that this case is shaping up as either 8-1 or 7-2 against the Trump executive order. But the case is a gift to the Supreme Court. By rejecting an outlandish position, it will earn credibility as apolitical, even as the Overton window moves far to the right.

This is looking good.

New #indiegame weekly upcoming release video! Come look at games from @imissmyfriends.bsky.social @raccoingame.bsky.social @oddobject.zone and more! So many games to be excited for this week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_W5...

#今月描いた絵を晒そう 来月もエンジンかけてくど👊✨

RUBIO: “Imagine if Iran spent billions on its people instead of weapons... They’d have a much different country.”🤔😕 Unreal. @marcorubio Do you even hear yourselves? Your shameless hypocrisy is killing us

The reason they don't want to do this is a significant portion of them would end up in bracelets too.

Lord, I see what you've done for others, and I want that for me

As 6 O'clock hits and I instinctively open the youtube app. Im reminded that this is the start of three weeks without @latenightseth.bsky.social. No @salgentile.bsky.social's Closer Look or the dark humor of a @mikescollins.bsky.social and @mattgoldich.bsky.social monolog joke... Enjoy your time.

@chickgonebad.bsky.social @vespavixen.bsky.social

It’s #smallbirdsaturday and I have flockin’ loads of small bird greetings cards for people that like, um, small birds. Find them here dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/1062... #birdart #bsnm #ukgiftam #ukgifthour #mhhsbd #spring #natureart

transitics.substack.com/p/kentucky-b... 100% foresee trans people in KY not being able to own firearms now.

BROOKLYN! Gonna do some rejected Late Night bits tomorrow with Jenny Hagel, Michael Cruz Kanye and Randall Otis! Join us! 7pm at Littlefield. littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_...

Compared to the idiot that's in there right now... "Obama read everying. He never went into a meeting unprepared." Trump likes not knowing things. Gives him deniability.

@latenightseth.bsky.social corrections for this week. The whole whole socialist crack on @salgentile.bsky.social killed me.

When fake news is the Foreign Minister of Iran.

"Sleepy Joe"

Idk, hard disagree especially because smash bros doesn't really lend itself to film as a fighting game because the canon of the story is specifically non-canon, in that it's not actually Mario fighting, it's a toy animated by imagination

‘Love Story’ Inspires Viewers To Half-Ass Flying Lessons https://theonion.com/love-story-inspires-viewers-to-half-ass-flying-lessons/

every single day the late night shows rack up millions of views on youtube alone we are the smallest of these shows and we have more youtube subscribers than theo von the episode this clip is from currently has about 1/5th the views of our most recent monologue these guys are literally just lying

The paws‐itive news I need in life.

Kinda makes Miller's comments super silly when the man he wanted to run the franchise thinks the saying Trek went woke is silly...since it always was.