Real question, are there people making cassette audio porn? Because if they don’t I feel some responsibility as an audio designer to bring that about 📼

My tuxedo baby

I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.

If you’ve ever questioned why I talk about food the way I do, you’d hate my friend group bc we’re all like this

I didn't forget #humpday I'm fashionably late 💅🏻

Bad case of Sweater Baby.

I need some help with this. #humpday

Tell her she’s beautiful 💖

Just practicing my pussy eating skills. Maybe someday I'll get to try the real thing.

I got a delightful package the other day ;w;

Did you know that bugs... is actually shrimp??? Thank you @sarahmackattack.bsky.social for this incredible educational addition to my wardrobe from squidfacts.bigcartel.com I am gonna be telling so many people bugs is shrimp.

My plants 🌱

Sisterrrrrrs. I’m pickled.

Here are some otters in hats to complete your day.

Who's gonna pet this puppy?

Cats. Cats never change. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

POV

you're gonna have to take my word for it but after a long day at work and a sweaty run, i smell pretty fucking great.

Random kinky things I love - a thread. 1. Rules that seem vaguely reasonable but turn out to be meaner on closer inspection. 1st time in LT chastity the agreement has a rule that said I was allowed to cum on the 31st of each month, and poor horny lil me didn’t realise it was only 7 times a year.

me and the totally normal group of pokemon I would main. we also all sleep in the same bed at night - it’s normal it’s fine

Real talk, I also want y’all to stop calling yourselves ugly. Please.

Everyone has a role to play in combating the surveillance state.

Omaha Pride Outfit this weekend

you may well believe

i love watching myself jerk off in the mirror🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

webcam

Just enjoying the view with @gutflooder.bsky.social

Does it stink, bro? 🐽

Buenos días y feliz domingo a todos. Este petirrojo ya está terminado. Os dejo también el vídeo de los últimos retoques por si queréis verlo. #bird #ave #art #arte #draw #dibujo

puppy finding comfort in distorted memory of himself

Hello tiny gay people in my phone! Does anyone know anyone who works for Sniffies? I keep getting redirected to automated responses and id love some clarification on their TOS (Pic for attention 😉)

“I found you on Instagram" vs. "I found you on Bluesky"

Just got yelled at in Overwatch voice chat loudly enough to hurt my ears, in case you were wondering how the support experience in that game is doing 😇

“While me and the Dark Lord Sauron often disagreed on his will to dominate all life, I will fondly remember his quick wit and his passion for jewellery”

Attended the BearsLA Jamboree at the Eagle on Friday. Gave a quick rope lesson on stage with the help of @dorianheybound.bsky.social He was a fantastic to work on 😈 need to do it again!

Your bartender wants you to sniff his sweaty cock

shards

stronk

Happy sunday Hitting my beard, face and eye as usual

Calvin Klein Intense Power briefs

can't stop saying "the games they're playing are dog" to myself

It ain't much but it's honest work

This can’t be how I found out

I thought I saw a gigantic human-sized frog under the bridge, but it was just a man in a green shirt and khakis, bent over with some black object hanging out of his pocket that looked like a big frog eye. CRISIS AVERTED.

MOST PLEASING NEWS. MORE. THE FURNACE OF HELL DEMANDS MORE GHOUL FUEL.

this is what i’m hiding under here (6/18)