The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Tell her she’s beautiful 💖

Just practicing my pussy eating skills. Maybe someday I'll get to try the real thing.

This clown needs someone to eat him out pronto 🥴 #humpday

Who's gonna pet this puppy?

Me before lunch: I am the saddest man alive. Tummy hurts. Crying. My tormented soul can see no end to this suffering. Me after lunch: mmm,, hoddog

Ok Fuck it here's something completely different for #portfolioday I've been making faggy collages with old nat geo magazines and bondage mags. Its not my usual work but this is whats sparking creatively for me rn #queerart #collage #risograph

Everyone always talks about the other but I think we should also cherish when you're talking to someone and you can feel this happening

Holy fuck, my back is in so much pain today. Save me, 800 mg ibuprofen and THC/CBD topical.

Me&who? #nsfw #bdsm #submissive #gooning #daddykink #ddlg #master #daddy #horny #sizekink #agegap #masochist #exhibitionism #freeuse #controlkink #gooner #degrading #hardkink

and finally here is a Very Important Cumshot at long last

Giant puppy dog

Happy sunday Hitting my beard, face and eye as usual

click,

The universe keeps hitting the wrong target but it's getting closer.

Spamming after you until it fits. 🔥

I have gotten off four times today

It’s all about what you don’t see 😶‍🌫️

You know my mental health is in A Place when I start actively listening to My Chemical Romance again

Every sized dick is a good dick, pass it on

I want a new tattoo so baaaad-- I need to be stabbed just a little bit a million times in a way that results in art being left on my body

Before and after #fcf

NEED… PENIS … NOW 😵‍💫🤤 #gooning 🍆 send help.

💧🚬

Smoked meat

why be bisexual when you can be trisexual and fuck the isosceles out of that triangle

Obligatory "I'm drunk in the bar bathroom" selfie

werewolf boyfriend will remember that

Werewolves vs frontal camera

"why are so many gay guys into puppy play" idk man you ever been autistic and got so tired of pretending to be neurotypical that you just wanted to be in a space where it's socially acceptable to be nonverbal and for your face to be obscured and not having to worry about saying the wrong thing or

I've been playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance on my PC recently and I was wondering why it was taking so long to load and textures would pop in late. Turns out it was installed on my external HDD and not my internal SSD, and apparently it runs like shit on HDDs.

feet and meat so edged my legs kept shaking 😵‍💫

So who in your relationship is the sipper and who is the chugger? I know the answer for me and @austenlanithan.bsky.social

Oops, I smoked the weed that makes me hard (all of it)

Junkie and his Nephew Sycamore getting up to some Public Fun. Junkie and Sycamore belong to: @westermarckrejects.club @junkie.bsky.social

This proteinmaxxing trend has got to stop because why is McDonald's on Uber Eats listing how much protein everything has in the preview image

Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool

I ordered a shot of Malört at the bar and the bartender gave me a complimentary beer 💀

I don't think the unemployment job board needs to know my sex assigned at birth or my sexual orientation actually thank you so much

Set off my own kind of fireworks #gayasian #asianbottom #asiancub #gaybear #goonbate #verbalbate #cumshot #uncut

just got word that the quick brown fox is bouncing on the lazy dog's dick

If I hear you've been drinking and driving I will never speak to you again, I will make sure everyone we mutually know will never speak to you again

Boners on a bus! @djmeatboy.bsky.social

Wine

gn

im actually pretty penis brained right here

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

I just realized there is one, but it's generally not recommended 💀

They should invent a way out that isn't through