And now- clean up, take a leak, smoke, and sleep

Spent the weekend worried about Monday, when Tuesday was the culprit all along. What a shitty day! 😫😫 Who can slowly edge my meat with their throat. That’ll make me feel a little better

Tuesdays are for tummies, right?

Chubby dick

Got that feral feelin

If you’re reading this, you survived Monday

After literally walking into my office 5 minutes ago

Tried dealing with the Sunday scaries by putting a load in a buddy and stroking out two on my own. Body feels so relaxed but those damn Sunday scaries still loud af in my head. Let me smoke and watch some true crime til I fall asleep

Lick my taint and balls while I stroke 😈

Gimme your throat

Ok I’m finally out of bed. Heading downstairs to make coffee. Wanna join me?

Hardest part of the day is over. All my clothes for the first week back to work are ironed and laid out. Now I can enjoy my Sunday watching football, smoking, edging, and being a freak. Cum join me?

My morning wood is the result of looking at y’all sexy pics and videos this morning. Wish I could teleport directly to you, just like this

Waking up craving hole and throat on my morning wood. Take my nut, then let’s cuddle while we have coffee in bed

Naked stroll downstairs to make coffee. My dick my be alert and ready to start the day, but my brain is not.

I’m a hard worker

Late bate

strokin'

Naked stroll downstairs to make coffee. My dick my be alert and ready to start the day, but my brain is not.

Dear Bluesky, It’s 2026. It’s ok to update the DM portion of this app to include the option to send media files.

Cum lay in my lap and play with my meat

Just waiting for my coffee to brew while standing at my back door looking at my sexy ass neighbor work on his truck

Slap, slap, slap, slap I need a face in front of it 😈

I made one sandwich and my kitchen looks like I cooked a five course meal 😫😫

Slap, slap, slap, slap I need a face in front of it 😈

Me realizing this is the official last day of winter break and real “adulting” begins again on Monday

About to run these errands, but I need him to calm tf down first

New year, same ole dick Wishing you all a great 2025!

2 more episodes left. I’m not ready for the end.

Haribo could never

2025 ending on a humpday seems appropriate, because this year can kiss my ass. Here’s to 2026

Heaven on Earth 😈🍆🍑🥵😩

It’s hump day, so why aren’t ya butt juices all over it 😈

House cleaned ✔️ Laundry done ✔️ Haircut ✔️ Bills Paid ✔️ Registered for class and paid tuition ✔️ Dog groomed ✔️ Grocery shopping ✔️ Now to chill and relax knowing I’m going into the new year with no loose ends 💪🏾

Officially feeling feral

Horny on a cold winter’s night Cum warm up next to me

I’m not ready for reality to hit. I’m perfectly fine with staying in the void

That post-nut nap gonna hit every time. Now I’m starving and need to figure out what to make for dinner

Quote this with your best butt pic please and thank you 👅

Ran out of my usual body oil so I been using an almond vanilla and whipped cream massage oil combination and I swear I smell like a fresh baked dessert. Perfect holiday treat for a hungry boy Also - softie Sunday 😈😉

My mood after a week of holiday socializing

One of these things is not like the others Can you spot the difference?

Merry Christmas beautiful people!

I would love this right now. 😩

And to all a good night

Alway sending love to those that need it…especially around the holiday season. Only thing I’d change on this is the last one “are battling a mental OR PHYSICAL illness over Christmas”

Me Yesterday: “I’m going to get up snd start baking and cooking early af” Me This Morning: Still in bed edging my dick since I woke up at 7:30 🤦🏾‍♂️

Here have a lil bush too for an extra boost 😉

Who’s into a hairy ass? 🍑

Me answering emails and slowly realizing that I’m officially done with work for the year, so these replies will have to wait until 2026. Where’s my weed?!