These thighs are dangerous.

Launching myself as a gogo bear at @beefmince.com and ngl I'm absolutely buzzing 🐻

I'm going to fuck so many lads in 2026.

If Angemon was your favourite Digimon you're gay now.

Want a thicc lad to cuddle up to this winter?

ass. meat.

The vibe I bring to the function.

Practicing my gogo moves to gives you hell my all american rejects

Go on lad give it a squeeze.

32 and ascending into daddy era

🧡 you all

My barber never misses but they always play the worst music - today I heard counting stars by onerepublic twice.

This was quite an impromptu selfie but my body looks kinda goals so...

First time I've ridden anything in over six years so this is kinda a big deal ☺️

Did someone say fat jock friday?

Thick load and a cheeky smile - what else do you need 😁

Wanna get your grades up don't ya?

Need some validation after a mediocre push day.

Charlotte Church is 100% in my dream blunt rotation.

I've officially found my favourite spot in my flat for pictures and decided to celebrate it with belly and bulge in tighty whities.

I could take or leave how I look in this photo but I feel like it does my cock justice.

Day off today so vaping🍃and reading #fatcockfriday

Thinking man's thicc boi

Took this photo by accident but I'm kinda into it.

3,000 followers 🍻 Honestly, thank you all so much.

This tattoo represents one of my favourite things: hunters getting fucked up by wild animals 🥰

I know you like em cute and thicc.

When I tell you I am getting up to some mischief this weekend #jocktober

My lifelong ambition is to get a PhD but stipends are so shite I might need to step up my internet thottery.

Literally my first ever pair of grey joggers.

This is a man who ate 1.5kg of wings today, and yesterday ate a whole Viennetta using his hands.

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

Rub my belly while I spray all over you.

I'm a champion rimmer

I need to work on my cum face if I'm gonna be a star.

Dear lord, I don't wanna do this job my whole life so please help me be sexy. Amen.

Hit the penjamin before going to the barbers and I was doing so well until I saw a brush that reminded me of Hey Arnold.

Busted ⭐⭐⭐

Happy Friday bros

Feeling my thicc boy oats today (please excuse the mess).

His claim that everything he has done is for his wife and daughter, despite having undoubtedly inflicted so much distress and pain in their lives, is a classic example of men distorting their roles as husbands and fathers into a destructive male power fantasy.

Non-fiction is sexy and housing is a human right.

I can't take cruising venues as seriously anymore because when everyone gathers around a guy getting fucked it reminds me of a flock of hungry seagulls descending on discarded chips.

Speedos are for bears and cubs. That is all.

Thinking about the cruising bar from last night.

I made my first custom video the other week and thoroughly enjoyed it. Any requests feel free to DM me x

Until the squats start paying off I'll have to settle for a different type of bubble butt 🫧

Don't mind me - I'm just on my to Gran Canaria where I'm sure some serious hijinks will ensue.

I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favourite cock on The Citadel.

I know what boys like.