Pull down my cute pjs for #fatcockfriday

Guys I've signed up for a personal trainer for the first time and an evening class in non-fiction writing i am coming for 2026.

The boys like belly and bulge 🍇

I like my pancakes thick 🥞

Should I show my furry butt more?

For real, I want a PhD.

Duh ✨❤️💅

Delivering your Valentine's Day package 💘

I wish I was as cool as Rebecca Black #fatcockfriday

I'm a good boy.

Do we miss the beard?

Made a massive balls-up at work so hit me up if you'd subscribe to my hypothetical OF 🫠

Blue is the thiccest colour.

Courtesy of push day, penjamin and salt and pepper king prawns 🔥

Was scrolling through my archives and found this from last year 🍑

Omg I've just realised how identical my last few posts have been. I really need someone to take decent thot pics of me 😄

Was going to sack off the gym but ended up hitting three PRs 😌

I wanted 'slutty little glasses' but according to Specsavers today my face is too big.

Strap up.

It's Friday - treat yourself 🍺

I'd call these my straight passing boxers but that might be pushing it.

Any Battle Royale fans? 🔪

I got this hat at a chicken wing festival 💛

Being demure by deleting any post that shows my dick (for now)

Come on Teletubby, teleport us to Mars 🚀 if anyone's looking for a gogo bear hmu

Who is this Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

Feeling my gogo bear fantasy in spite of malfunctioning accessories. Always open for opportunities so hmu boys 🐻

NYE lads let's go 🖤

Launching myself as a gogo bear at @beefmince.com and ngl I'm absolutely buzzing 🐻

Want a thicc lad to cuddle up to this winter?

The vibe I bring to the function.

Practicing my gogo moves to gives you hell my all american rejects

Go on lad give it a squeeze.

32 and ascending into daddy era

🧡 you all

My barber never misses but they always play the worst music - today I heard counting stars by onerepublic twice.

Did someone say fat jock friday?

I've officially found my favourite spot in my flat for pictures and decided to celebrate it with belly and bulge in tighty whities.

Thinking man's thicc boi

This tattoo represents one of my favourite things: hunters getting fucked up by wild animals 🥰

I know you like em cute and thicc.

When I tell you I am getting up to some mischief this weekend #jocktober

My lifelong ambition is to get a PhD but stipends are so shite I might need to step up my internet thottery.

Literally my first ever pair of grey joggers.

This is a man who ate 1.5kg of wings today, and yesterday ate a whole Viennetta using his hands.

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

Dear lord, I don't wanna do this job my whole life so please help me be sexy. Amen.

Hit the penjamin before going to the barbers and I was doing so well until I saw a brush that reminded me of Hey Arnold.

Feeling my thicc boy oats today (please excuse the mess).