Make out with me and it will all make sense.

“I found you on Instagram" vs. "I found you on Bluesky"

I'm becoming a big boy.

Cute or sexy. A false dichotomy if I ever saw one.

Is Mean Girls in the criterion collection? I'm genuinely curious.

Lads I'm feral in this Friday heat.

I know it's gay sacrilege but I've only recently come around to soft lighting.

The two wolves inside me: good boy and daddy 🐺🐇🐻

Friday workout got me feeling like a thicc jock with a fat cock.

Want a slice? 🍕

I had a work party yesterday, had two free beers, took two extra slices of pizza and dipped after an hour and a half to go watch backrooms.

Found out people have been reading my masters thesis on Academia.edu so naturally here's my dick.

Save a horse, ride a cub.

If only I could make this my LinkedIn photo.

Hoopla is always the best way to kick off summer.

Last night I gogo'ed with the cutest, sweetest little beefcake. ❤️

The heat is giving me a semi 🥵

Catch me gogoing at @beefmince.com after Mighty Hoopla. 2/3rds of my outfits will be assless.

It's a hot Friday and you know what that means.

A rare glimpse of butt.

Who would you guys recommend I try to collab with once I get started? That's not to say I don't have a few names on my list.

Enjoying my non fiction writing course but it might be time for some procasturbation.

Wanna touch it bro?

Always have a blast getting shot by @bohemianhowl.bsky.social 💛💛💛

Am I at all convincing as a bottom

Went to see Seven Samurai at the BFI and was pleasantly surprised by the amount of sweaty man-ass on display.

just beefed with my straight identical twin brother about a miley album cover.

Any bloomfs going to Outbreak fest in London Aug 23rd? Bonus points if you want to make out during Deftones.

Open to collabs.

Dad's feeling goofy.

What do we think lads, start an OF once I hit 5k? Might help me put my film degree to good use 😁

Took the day off thicc.

I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favourite cock on the citadel (Aug 2025)

Do we like the glasses, tash and ink combo? I feel like a teacher who plays in a Midwest emo band.

Happy 420 bloomfies 🌸🍃

This forearm tattoo might be my new favourite.

🧡 you all

Body by gym, beer and pizza 💛

Does anyone remember Paul Wagner and Jayden Tyler behind the scenes at Randy Blue that was my Heartstopper ❤️

Every boner is a blessing 🌷

Got demoted last week, and although I'm cool with it, I will do stuff for 🤑🤑🤑

hey

Maybe I'm biased, but this dick pic feels cinematic.

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

Penjamin in the travelodge shower got me all goofy.

Packing a jock for Bristol because you never know.

Ezio could get it 🎮

I do custom 🌶️ videos if you're into bellies.

Thinking about all the new friends I made at Bear Carnival.

Getting acquainted with bear daddy @adamjoneslive.bsky.social 🐾🐾