I've officially found my favourite spot in my flat for pictures and decided to celebrate it with belly and bulge in tighty whities.

I could take or leave how I look in this photo but I feel like it does my cock justice.

Day off today so vaping🍃and reading #fatcockfriday

Thinking man's thicc boi

Took this photo by accident but I'm kinda into it.

3,000 followers 🍻 Honestly, thank you all so much.

This tattoo represents one of my favourite things: hunters getting fucked up by wild animals 🥰

I know you like em cute and thicc.

When I tell you I am getting up to some mischief this weekend #jocktober

My lifelong ambition is to get a PhD but stipends are so shite I might need to step up my internet thottery.

Literally my first ever pair of grey joggers.

This is a man who ate 1.5kg of wings today, and yesterday ate a whole Viennetta using his hands.

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

Rub my belly while I spray all over you.

I'm a champion rimmer

I need to work on my cum face if I'm gonna be a star.

Dear lord, I don't wanna do this job my whole life so please help me be sexy. Amen.

Hit the penjamin before going to the barbers and I was doing so well until I saw a brush that reminded me of Hey Arnold.

Busted ⭐⭐⭐

I can only take front facing selfies at the moment after dropping my phone in the toilet.

Happy Friday bros

Feeling my thicc boy oats today (please excuse the mess).

His claim that everything he has done is for his wife and daughter, despite having undoubtedly inflicted so much distress and pain in their lives, is a classic example of men distorting their roles as husbands and fathers into a destructive male power fantasy.

Non-fiction is sexy and housing is a human right.

I can't take cruising venues as seriously anymore because when everyone gathers around a guy getting fucked it reminds me of a flock of hungry seagulls descending on discarded chips.

Speedos are for bears and cubs. That is all.

Thinking about the cruising bar from last night.

I made my first custom video the other week and thoroughly enjoyed it. Any requests feel free to DM me x

Until the squats start paying off I'll have to settle for a different type of bubble butt 🫧

Don't mind me - I'm just on my to Gran Canaria where I'm sure some serious hijinks will ensue.

I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favourite cock on The Citadel.

I know what boys like.

he's @cubrizla.bsky.social lovely buddy!! woof!! I guess i still need more exercises

soft cock saturday: home edition

Happy national underwear day besties 💙

Concerned my posts are getting a little too repetitive - any requests? 😏

Box mystery pair never misses

That post-gym sheen 😅 also very grateful for the emerging stubble

Expecting that call from Sean Cody any minute now...

Misjudged the settings on my trimmer and caused an inadvertent twink resurrection.

I have thoughts on Jubilee and my t-shirt is 💅

For real though these pants are far too tight

One of my biggest pet peeves is the use of the term 'gender ideology' in mainstream and far right media. Dumb bigots think it makes them sound smart when it can be used to describe literally all governing ideas about gender including the most banal mainstream concepts.

See you at the deep end x

Hitting up Brockwell Lido Friday afternoon any chance to get back into a Speedo.

Me and my on repeat

I'm trying to be cute - is it working?

I have an identical twin and two first class degrees. Also when I was 20 I won $100 in a stripping competition.

Who am I catching at the RVT tunnel tonight?

About a year ago I got a distinction on my masters thesis and if anyone's interested I'd love people to read it.