Straight guy playing Rivals: I can't wait to see what hot new skin they're gonna give the ladies this time 🤤 Captain America for some reason:

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"The Two Towers" is probably the greatest title in the history of books, because no one even knows what the two towers are. There are like five towers in the book and none of them particularly stand out as central plot points. More books should be named like that.

I dunno what to tell you, fellow gamers, Valve’s new console costs $1,400 because our government and economy is in complete thrall to the AI industry, maybe you should have cared about this more than “not enough titties” and “too many black people” as the encroaching threat to your way of life

The absolute peak has arrived into Pokémon Champions' music list

Yippee #warframe

I told my girlfriend that my dad liked a dish called "beefy noodle" which was beef, noodles, and gravy with nothing else and now she's singing it to mock us. Father's Day is gonna be a blast.

I finally convinced bluesky to stop showing me porn and now it has no idea what I like. Just politics, painted minis and reviews of books I would rather kill myself than read

so often do the ads in the onion paper speak to directly to my soul

Going thought and having to "show less like this" all the excellent porn on my timeline because I'm trying to "fix my relationship with sex" feels like telling my son he's a chud and I don't love him. 😔

LOL

Man, I don't wanna die, but I think a 3 year comma sounds really fuckin good right about now. Let me wake up to a new world.

I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week

it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

My life would be so much better if I wasn't punished for telling people I disagree with to kill themselves.

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

Man... Not to sound melodramatic because at the end of the day it's just a game, but the death of D2 is genuinely hitting me harder than it has any right to. Like a confirmation of the death of my youth; the game that defined my adolescence committed suicide. Good riddance I guess but I'll miss it.

Don't kill yourself, just play Path of Exile instead

They should invent an adult birthday that doesn't make you want to kill yourself.

Most relatable comic of all time?

I need to be 400 pounds badder than I need air in my lungs dude I NEED IT

I need a fat person on top of me right now

*sopranos accent* Every day is international women's day to me because I fuckin love the broads

Horny for hugs and kisses rn

What if instead of calling people Pussies you started using the euphemistic terms from smut fiction Like don't be a slit man Why are you being such an Entrance

Watching porn and the woman takes off her clothes instead of gaining weight and then putting on a pair of old jeans

Yo I'm putting money on Kevin Han being the best Pokemon player of all time by 2030 holy shit

preserving my best cohost post before they shut the lights off

Ariana Grande completed Let's Go Eevee on January 23rd, 2019 and her team was Rapidash, Charizard, Dewgong, Blastoise, Eevee and Poliwrath. I am posting this here because I just spent like way way way too long trying to find this info again and all references to it have been wiped from the internet.

is it a good sign if the president is sephiroth posting after hurling his own country into what might just become its worst economic state it'll ever be in

I'm stunned they didn't announce Melee with this. An official online version would be a guaranteed system seller.

Praying to god that you can't use the facecam features during public Mario Kart/Party games because if you smile in the camera after fucking me over, I will start looking for your home address.

Some, like the Hive gods, have Throne Worlds. Toland, who is significantly less powerful, has something more akin to a throne dumpster…

Another hot tip: all dragons should be fat‼️

Named my Ogerpon "Kiki" because I was too hung up on trying to bang the sister that I didn't realize lil bro was going through a Joker arc

omw to tell OSHA/HSE about the unsafe work conditions at the Magnus Archives

Society regressed when they stopped making these kind of sets

if you see this, post your favorite Pokemon 🔥

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.