my goat washed

He calls himself Phoenix Rong now

Trying not to succumb to FOMO and peer pressure by picking up Tomodachi Life

We all have days like this

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

femcels can still be in heat

weak americans, us brits love some carrots, shoe soles & what the hell even is that other thing. a volcanic rock?

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

me after eatin chipotle

Dangerously powerful free will action unlocked

this is your pilot speaking. Are you mad at me.

just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭

My 26th birthday is approaching and it's been a real rollercoaster of a week trying to figure out how excited I am

it incests upon itself

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

the main issue with editing Calvin & Hobbes comic strips as a meme template is that you are probably not as funny as Bill Watterson

aaaaa my dick hurts my doctor gave me this signed note saying you gotta bounce on it while moaning like a girl to make me feel better

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

I got to briefly ramble about two things I am extremely knowledgeable about and I feel like I'm glowing.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Happy Homestuck Day

It is always the case that any radical action by workers to resist the power of capital is "violence" but the constant suffering of poverty, absence of healthcare, hunger, surveillance, wage theft and the rest of it, well... that doesn't really count as "violence."

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.

From: Citizen Harold (1971), dir. Hugh Foulds, National Film Board of Canada

The indie animation fandom has a nasty entitlement problem. Being able to see the finale in theaters is a *privilege*, not a right; the money from its success will directly go into funding KOG, Gaslight and Gameoverse. FFS, stop being so selfish and myopic about media consumption. It’s embarrassing.

found ants in my kitchen

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

the child

Tumblr's golden age is often pegged to when porn was allowed, but I think the other, maybe more-important part was the incredible hater game. AAA-ball hater game back in the day.

Now we’re cooking something

White collar posters showing their “was at a store” privilege

Pokemon Champions meta on launch

Also Pokemon Champions proves that the folks at Pokemon Showdown did not have a substantial hand in it because otherwise there would be things in it