Don't worry, y'all. If Kash Patel and the FBI are up to no good in Atlanta, Kash Patel and the FBI will get to the bottom of it and take Kash Patel and the FBI down. Look out, Kash Patel and the FBI. You are coming for you!

I think this is super smart.

Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television

We get that Republicans want to argue that “you shouldn’t” protest or film agents, or that it’s “a bad idea.” But it’s a right. That means you don’t get to decide whether someone gets to do it if that’s how they choose to protest. It also means agents can’t kill people who do.

Why isn’t it working? There are more people out on the streets than ever, the media is turning, and the opposition is getting ever stronger, especially at the state govt level. Protest isn’t a win button, it’s a process.

I am just a pollster, standing in front of a bunch of elected Dems, asking them to lead on public opinion rather than hedge and tiptoe and moderate for fear an imaginary future backlash that will probably be manufactured by the right wing ecosystem anyway, regardless of what Dems do or don’t say.

Well well well

Powerful.

Yes.

Can’t even get their propaganda straight

Worth a read, but tl;dr Kelly ain't having it

Me, 2026

Surround yourself with people who inspire you and are inspired by you.

Obsession for tonight: free solo climbing

Marching band is a marriage of husband (the football field) and the wife (the music/time)

Tomorrow Never Thrives

“Kill two birds with one stone” from five languages… 5. Roast two pieces of meat on one fire (Polish) 4. Shoot two rabbits with one shot (Romanian) 3. Hit two flies with one swatter (German) 2. Catch two pigeons with one fava bean (Italian) 1. She both picked mulberries and saw her lover (Korean)

I’m not the biggest fan of boxing as a concept, but I do think we’re at the point where the only thing that’s going to prove to some people that they aren’t the main character with pro level skills at anything they want is to be punched in the face repeatedly.

RIP to the black ink cartridges across American newsrooms

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Does sperm age over time like wine?

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

Titanic, age 8, opened my eyes to the scope of cinema The Dark Knight, age 18, because of Ledger’s death it felt like experiencing something more than a movie

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window. - William Faulkner

Oh I will be baking cookies tonight.

Dems to military: heyyyy y’all remember you don’t have to follow illegal orders Trump admin: sedition!!!!! How could you imply our orders are illegal Also Trump admin: yeah we double killed that boat

Pete Hagueseth

A tornado is a god

The Dallas airport has a vendetta against me and my travel conveniences.

If Benghazi was treated as a colossal scandal over security decisions far below Clinton’s level, then Trump absolutely deserves full responsibility for deploying the N. Guard into DC for a threat he fabricated. Trump’s decision directly put those troops in harm's way for absolutely zero reason.

Shoutout to the dude in front of me who just watched Full Metal Jacket at 5:25am on this Delta flight

This is exactly right

R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025) You will not be mourned.

Stephen Miller watching the Trump-Mamdani presser

Joint Statement from Goodlander, Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, and Houlahan

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

I am even more incandescently furious about this heinous take by Megyn Kelly stack ranking levels of child sexual abuse. Take note: when a young person under 18 wants to begin transitioning with help of their doctor and parent, she loudly proclaims them children and attacks.

Exactly.

Jeffries: “ And then you got Karoline Leavitt, who's sick. She's out of control. And I'm not sure whether she's just demented, ignorant, a stone-cold liar, or all of the above"

This is grossly dark. These are broken people. But it's also so politically dumb. How do they think Americans will react to being told that anyone who doesn't support Trump is a terrorist?

Something I think we’re not talking about enough with all this autism bullshit is how, no matter what, it’s always blamed on the pregnant mother.

What’s the superior action-romance from 1994? True Lies or Speed?

Is there anything better than chugging a cold Gatorade after a night of drinking

“Are they about to serve communion?” - me halfway through a Catholic wedding mass My date, Beth: “I hope so. I’m hungry!!”

Take off that Cavalry hat, you draft dodger. You didn’t earn the right to wear it. Stolen valor at its worst.

My sister sent me this

The youngest panelist dropping the most knowledge — @adammockler.com makes the case clearly in defense of @gavinnewsom.bsky.social & @barackobama.bsky.social in under 35 seconds