Zal
@zalthehybrid.bsky.social
📤 1000
📥 1098
📝 1624
That stripey dork that commissions WAY too much art. He/him|34, minors DNI
pinned post!
Warning all my non-furry friends that have found and followed me over here… gonna be more active about reposting stuff… be prepared for way more weird and horny xD Gotta support my Degenerate artist friends. You have been warned.
over 1 year ago
3
32
2
reposted by
Zal
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
22 days ago
1
364
102
reposted by
Zal
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
22 days ago
2
501
148
reposted by
Zal
Nerium Lorese
about 19 hours ago
Once again: corporate-approved horny. Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.
add a skeleton here at some point
14
2548
1042
reposted by
Zal
☀️Odd☀️Commissions Open!
1 day ago
Finalized commission for Zal! ✨💖
#art
#furryart
1
47
5
reposted by
Zal
Beren's Reverie
about 22 hours ago
Definitely not Malware! <3
5
1136
305
reposted by
Zal
Weedle
1 day ago
Exactly one year ago today:
add a skeleton here at some point
441
27613
9445
“CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!” They say smuggly as they shove a stick of dynamite up their ass. “WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT HATERS!?” Before doing a half-assed backflip onto the detonation plunger.
1 day ago
1
30
13
reposted by
Zal
Greg the Miller
1 day ago
please, my reginos, they are very sick
34
2594
705
reposted by
Zal
Ropnolc🌸
2 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
16
6166
1826
reposted by
Zal
Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL
2 days ago
We can not overstate how much the economy has become about turning everything that was a good into a "service" specifically to extract from you more rent.
add a skeleton here at some point
3
176
82
reposted by
Zal
Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph)
3 days ago
furry porn commissions are down
add a skeleton here at some point
27
2418
798
reposted by
Zal
EIL
3 days ago
Feel like most of the people commenting on this are missing the fact that teen pregnancies historically were often teen mothers and adult fathers, who were immediately married. They're not *just* sad about the babies; they're sad that they've lost a pipeline for "traditional" marriages.
add a skeleton here at some point
1
324
97
reposted by
Zal
GooLee 🐍
3 days ago
colored an old favorite of mine. I summon Sheou w/ milkies
#fanart
#yugioh
#dragonmaid_sheou
33
3794
824
reposted by
Zal
nao @ school (busy)
3 days ago
🎶
3
353
230
reposted by
Zal
Claire Willett
3 days ago
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
56
5065
1251
reposted by
Zal
✨ 🌕 Luna Awoona 🐺 ✨ 🔞
4 days ago
This one's educational!
23
4008
1330
reposted by
Zal
✨Shay 🔞
4 days ago
Tall Order [ for Zal ]
0
257
64
reposted by
Zal
✨Shay 🔞
4 days ago
Zal & Scarlet Sketch Page [ for Zal ]
3
445
101
reposted by
Zal
Silverfox
4 days ago
Not his hole.
28
838
148
reposted by
Zal
Shivam Bhatt
4 days ago
19
8883
3114
reposted by
Zal
Sen the donkey
5 days ago
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
71
10142
4610
reposted by
Zal
Siobhan Beeman
5 days ago
59
13161
4699
reposted by
Zal
The Onion
4 days ago
“The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to be targeted,” said political analyst Allen Mueller
loading . . .
Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball
WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fuck...
https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/
32
1621
191
reposted by
Zal
Gwen!!!
about 1 year ago
y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!
10
5970
2687
reposted by
Zal
TateOfTot
5 days ago
jumpscaring my idiot birb
18
4314
908
reposted by
Zal
NATURE'S MOCKERY
5 days ago
20 years of this so let’s look at this art I did three yrs ago. Happy 4/13, Neil’s day
2
1367
558
reposted by
Zal
eon! 🐀🏳️🌈 (shop update!!)
about 2 years ago
happy anniversary of neil banging out the tunes! :D
6
2264
923
If my Alzheimer’s riddled grandpa was a megalomaniac who knew how to use social media… it would looks like this… sense of time is extremely broken, never sleeps, is incoherent and agitated at these hours… they’re about the same age too…
5 days ago
0
4
0
reposted by
Zal
Roo
11 days ago
train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone
loading . . .
9
1987
886
reposted by
Zal
Hex
5 days ago
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
39
15587
8073
reposted by
Zal
Elouyn 💖 Erudition Incarnate
5 days ago
They are so, SO desperate for people to resub. PLEASE don't resub your Nitro everyone. Props if you aren't already subbed, props if you were subbed and you unsub right now. NOTHING changes unless a company FEARS for their bottom line. Feel free to use Discord still, but don't give them a penny. 💖
add a skeleton here at some point
69
6208
4531
reposted by
Zal
🔞 Wysty, CEO of vampire yuri | Comms Open
6 days ago
You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.
35
4756
3725
reposted by
Zal
Mina Kimes
8 days ago
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
896
27689
6945
reposted by
Zal
gryphoneer
7 days ago
i have to put on my pessimist hat and profess i don't believe they're dumping trump in any meaningful way. alex jones and co just make noises because the israel-us military collaboration piques their antisemitism. and they remember that iraq beget obama. they're still gonna support and vote for him.
add a skeleton here at some point
3
56
14
reposted by
Zal
Pinecone
7 days ago
Dark Pact (nsfw) Comm for
@hervy.horsecock.cat
6
931
223
reposted by
Zal
T-Kay
8 days ago
Sketch 15 - A breakfast of champions... Or with Sam's cooking skills, a breakfast that involves half the fire brigade showing up.
14
402
75
reposted by
Zal
The Onion
9 days ago
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees
https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
369
13634
2514
reposted by
Zal
huck mason
9 days ago
the pope is not woke. american conservative christianity has spent the last few decades mutating into an evil doppelgänger of itself such that any conservative christian leader who says things like “it’s wrong to incinerate schoolchildren” scans as a titan of superhuman moral fiber.
16
1711
445
reposted by
Zal
Imp 🖤
9 days ago
good morning ☕
6
635
140
reposted by
Zal
MariEsposeets
4 months ago
willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word,
@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
25
2682
944
reposted by
Zal
Phoenix Calida
10 days ago
Idk how this myth persists, particularly when we have footage of the rallies, we have pictures of them wearing the shirts that say "mass deportation now" "tariffs are good" They literally said they wanted these things.
add a skeleton here at some point
2
132
40
reposted by
Zal
Chad Loder
10 days ago
Americans suffer from a desperate need to believe in the inherent goodness of the American electorate--the idea that a voter in 2024--after nearly a decade of unfiltered, widely broadcast, deeply fascist rhetoric from Donald Trump--was simply "tricked" by a Facebook algorithm or a Fox News segment.
add a skeleton here at some point
77
4802
1166
reposted by
Zal
Mike Drucker
10 days ago
I can’t wait to kick your ass. I fucking hate you. I’m going to murder you and your family. *fakes getting and taking a phone call while making a big frown* Okay. If you say so. Bye, mom. *hangs up what is overtly not a call* That was my mom. She said I can’t. You’re so lucky
12
1440
170
reposted by
Zal
Sorceress of Song
10 days ago
4
940
337
reposted by
Zal
ceej
10 days ago
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
203
14089
2677
reposted by
Zal
dan sinker
11 days ago
"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone
add a skeleton here at some point
106
4213
1112
reposted by
Zal
Kendra, normal version
11 days ago
"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is
1
9666
3137
reposted by
Zal
Chloé Stawski
11 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
32
7024
2174
reposted by
Zal
Chris
12 days ago
Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter? Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class
add a skeleton here at some point
8
2145
642
reposted by
Zal
caffeine anxiety ego death
12 days ago
I don't think I could make a joke better than this
112
13897
5403
Load more
feeds!
log in