if I'm apple CEO for a day im waking up, having some of the best coke money can buy, and calling a sudden shock press conference to say fuck it, we make cars now, project titan real, full line of cars, all sizes, itruck coming next week 2026 good luck tomorrow after I leave you fucks!

I'm very glad I get to write dumb shit in my free time because I can name a project "lobotomy" and get perch to say "lobotomy does nothing"

What is left of my 16 year old self in my soul just had the most intense orgasm of his life

Late night doodles!

She’s smoking weed that only vampires can smoke again so don’t even think about asking her to pass the joint

If I was a French Bread fighting game character this would be my Forward C command normal

#pokemon ユカハル

The cyberattack on The British Library in October 2023 knocked out ebooks and almost ever other computer thing there for years. Ebooks just came back. They were knocked out everywhere using the BL’s license (legal deposit libraries I think? More libraries?) Distributed physical copies matter.

Pictured: a cisgender girl

Ok this is the best I can do without buying a new wig. £1 Laguna cosplay intentionally done with just what's in my wardrobe (so it's more a theme). Only thing I bought was some clearance brown trousers.

"what opinion has you like this" etc

idk what it says about me that this makes her hotter

need to apply for an infowars job I can do the previous owner's voice pretty damn well, and I can be JUST as absolutely shit hammered drunk on air

Happy birthday to my girlfriend

Still no food photographer lol but I actually am a very good cook, and I've really been dialling in my dandan noodles lately. These taste *incredible*

i strongly believe that every single major corporation is engaged in some level of coordinated price fixing or informal agreements against competition there simply does not exist any strong incentive not to

Implode… explode…. It rocks when dudes plode

found it

[beep] You need a level 3 keycard for the Panera Bread bathroom. [beep] You need a level 3 keycard for the Panera Bread bathroom. [beep] You need a red jewel to open the Jersey Mike's bathroom. [beep] You need a level 4 keycard for the Gamestop bathroom. [beep] You are peeing in a Johnny Rocket's.

Listen up again... Bikini + Torn denims + Your OC! #foxpopvli #art

how an artist draws their characters vs how they draw themselves.

Getting in the spring spirit! Made smoked salmon toast with dill + scallion cream cheese, pickled kumquat peels and pickled scallions on toasted sourdough 😋 youtube.com/shorts/ztjOH... 🌷 #toast #smokedsalmon #springrecipes #springfoods #cookingsky #foodsky #homecooking #flowers #kumquat

Apple Girlington - Yuuto Ichika - Kakkoi Elbertson fanmade western touhous

mayumi....

To be clear, the United States military is not just "war crime" evil, and "genocide support" evil - it is also lawless pirates.

i think this pill I invented is more "space magic" than every Jedi combined, lol #amwriting

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

god. lesbian rights

In the near future you can order a real doll thru door dash and it just runs to your house like this

Boob grabs are so hot, I'd draw them all the time were they not so hard to draw...

The weakness me is already dead

Signups for the Office Party are now closed! There are...38 characters attending! Lots of these characters are new to me so I will try my best to account for each of their preferences and HOPEFULLY this will be done before the end of May.

Hello cis people. I need you to watch the video linked in the quote post and then watch this for additional info about the subject plus a shit ton of lore.

Every several years, a random shounen anime adaptation happens that feels *incredibly* laser targeted at my taste... as it was 20 years ago. Houshin Engi was one. Now we're randomly getting a Psyren anime in 2026? Like, cool, I guess, but why?!

being on here sometimes feel like this

Fun in the sun - Part 4

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

A trailer for a story about SA is definitely crossing the line unlike the extremely graphic Larian trailer we sat through during the Game Awards. Cool cool cool, no worries.

finished Moonlight Duelists; really beautiful, really horrific. maybe the most harrowing depiction of SA i've ever seen. not sure if ryona is a genre i'm willing to keep digging into but i don't regret my time w this one. it's got a lot of heart in it.

a beautiful angel game

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

cool video game

TRENT REZNOR: like... female boys? ME: uh i think its "femme" i guess. feminine boys TRENT REZNOR: are they big? ME: what? TRENT REZNOR: like muscular ME: not really. most of them are pretty scrawny TRENT REZNOR: is there like a man equivalent with like muscles and shit

HELLHOUND struck me with divine inspiration

you have to let trans girls review your tits, othewise how will they develop deep complexes about their own...

Getting ready for a run on this #cutiesaturday