Grownups equals white people, apparently

Oh look, it’s some good news!

This is literally going to kill people Test strips allow people to check their drugs to see if they contain deadly fentanyl IDIOTIC immoral fuckery www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...

The people who complain that Democrats suck, & who wanted Democrats to not fund ICE, but fund the rest of DHS, I’m sure they’re cheering the Democrats for doing exactly what they wanted. They’re cheering the Democrats, right?

Don't f*** it up Planter.

Well, racism has certainly progressed, so no argument there!

Sigh. Platner, then.

as long as john roberts has his majority, there is simply no pro democracy reform that will survive the supreme court. none.

This is my time to shine.

thinking about how the Harris Campaign really rallied around "we are not going back" as a chant, cus this shit is bleak

A real banger from @jamellebouie.net www.nytimes.com/2026/04/29/o...

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Just read the Comey indictment, and it is brutal. Some of the allegations: - never puts shopping cart back in designated cart return area - takes too many napkins from pizza parlor napkin dispenser - lied about having seen "Titanic" to fit in He won't beat the charges this time.

Your supporters tried to physically hunt down Nancy Pelosi and hang Mike Pence on the lawn outside the Capitol in an effort to overthrow the government. It was covered live on TV.

Time to send out the latest round of Fell For It Again awards to everyone who declared that Trump couldnt possibly be worse than Biden re: Israel/Gaza and may even end up being better

Can’t re-post this enough. Better than impeachment votes

if you really think about it, there's no problem we face that can't be solved by a new White House ballroom

Also, the 90,000 sq. ft. gilded ballroom needs to be mobile, so it can go wherever Trump goes, for his safety.

Time to share this again.

Our team just launched our When We Count fellowship—the largest on-the-ground partisan registration effort in DNC history. These fellows are putting in the work to register voters, train organizers, and help Democrats win at every level this November. I’m grateful to have them in this fight!

No modern president has glorified violence as much as this one

once upon a morning dreary while I pondered, weak and weary darkened lights beyond my door I checked upon the outage map And saw that there was an attack From angered wildlife, I am sure The power they can’t yet restore For the crow said “never more”

Hearing the head of the WHCA—who just days ago participated in a Paramount dinner “honoring” Trump— say tonight that the First Amendment is “fragile” because of a random shooter rather than because of the president sitting next to her on the podium is, I guess, exactly as pathetic as you’d expect.

Who WAS the designated survivor tonight anyways?

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

The reasonable assumption is that this was an attempt on the president. But there are a whole lot of big name reporters who are repeatedly called the "enemy of the state" in that room as well. In other words we know nothing about what the motive might have been.

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight

It’s almost as though the White House press corps is terrible at reporting what is right before their very eyes

Apparently Trump wants the program to continue. But I don’t see how if you don’t know whether this guy acted alone.

Seems reasonable, think about everything that the attendees needed to deliberately ignore in order to show up in the first place

What the fuck are we doing here

When you’ve lost Mike Pompeo.

Considering how few civil prosecutors the DoJ has left, diverting hundreds of them to prosecute mostly-hopeless citizenship fraud cases is probably only going to increase fraud against the government generally by ending most other fraud prosecutions.

We go way back

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

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Hope John Roberts, who assured us that absolute immunity would prevent presidents from going after their predecessors, sees this

Don’t start no shit. Won’t be no shit.

"A new poll conducted April 10-14 finds 55% of U.S. adults say the House should vote to impeach Trump. 37% oppose, 8% are unsure. A surprising percentage of both Republicans and Trump’s own 2024 voters say they would support impeachment if a vote were held today." open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...

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Hakeem Jeffries puts out a FAFO: "We will aggressively target for defeat Mario Díaz-Balart, Maria Elvira Salazar, Carlos Giménez, Kat Cammack, Anna Paulina Luna, Laurel Lee, Cory Mills and Brian Mast.... Maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time"

Just remember this maga when you're crying like little bitches... Texas and Florida caused this. This never would have happened if they didn't do what they did. If you're not mad at them you're just a hypocrite. Blame them. Have a nice night.

We’ve now reached the part of the referendum where everyone lines up, mutters “goodgamegoodgamegoodgamegoodgame“ a bunch of times with a series of low fives - the winning Yes side slightly more enthusiastic about it- and then they bring out baggies of oranges and Capri Suns for the campaign workers.

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Sometimes I love the internet

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.