Monty Python responses to the troops patrolling our streets are the best responses to the troops patrolling our streets

Without Laura Loomer, I don't know how Republicans would keep track of all the enemies lists the WH needs to coordinate. So many blacklists, so little time!

Facts. But we preferred to call it the "Garden Level."

Too soon to call.

The falsity = saying Alphabet is standing up for free expression, in a letter that both documents and constitutes the opposite. Platforms are changing their policies to appease the government. That's understandable. But don't insist that's a pro-freedom move.

Not a peep in the American press about Erdogan snuffing out democracy in Turkey, so read this instead www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

They released the whole thing... To the campaign. Have requested and received (and been denied!) enough military records to know the odds of this being an accident are about zero. www.cbsnews.com/news/nationa...

They could ease off a bit on deep health care cuts for working Americans. But they'd rather do this.

Erdogan has arrested more than 500 members of the opposition party for doing no more than opposing him. Donald Trump is about to reward him. theconversation.com/polls-sugges...

I am looking forward to not being able to watch Jimmy Kimmel because it is on way past my bedtime instead of because of heavy-handed fascist state censorship.

Honestly, this would be a better country with a whole bunch of Cammie Crofts in Congress, but let's start with one and work our way up from there.

Wait until Bob Menendez hears this.

"Water fishing?" Is there another kind? Does trump not understand how fish work?

I question whether it matters who the public blames for a shutdown. There's zero evidence voters hold either party responsible for a blink of an eye after it's over. Its just a reflex for folks on the hill, but it just doesn't matter anymore.

Ted Cruz opposes censorship because he thinks it will be bad for conservatives. He could just have easily said censorship is bad for everyone. Even when Ted sounds right, he is wrong. A career of craving personal attention over every other value has irreprearably broken him.

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

“The Dobbs ruling significantly altered the decision-making of elite women’s college basketball recruits. … Institutions in states enacting an immediate abortion ban experienced a reduction in their annual recruiting ranking of over eight and one-half spots.”

There would be a lot of wet beds and Politico blind quotes if these numbers belonged to a Democratic president. Republicans, meanwhile, march along in lockstep.

There would be a lot of wet beds and Politico blind quotes if these numbers belonged to a Democratic president. Republicans, meanwhile, march along in lockstep.

Scott Bessent, like Lisa Cook, had two homes listed as primary residences in mortgage documents at the same time. The two homes were each listed as primary residences on the same day in docs signed on his behalf by his lawyer. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I am getting a tattoo with this

There will never be MAGA Jazz. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

The guy who was expelled from two different elite boarding schools for drug use has some interesting opinions about what was and was not allowed in schools when he was a kid.

The guy who was expelled from two different elite boarding schools for drug use has some interesting opinions about what was and was not allowed in schools when he was a kid.

Whoever's scripting 2025 ... bravo for bringing back this plot thread.

Taking political advice from people who want you to lose elections is always optional.

I never thought "Trump wasn't much of an artist" was a very good defense, but that guy is the only one proven right so far.

Messy benches. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

You can't say this unless you also believed Jamal Bowman when he told you why he pulled the fire alarm

For all the talk about fringe political beliefs, it should be a bigger story that the GOP nominee for Virginia governor, in 2025, proudly opposes marriage equality, calls homosexuality an immoral lifestyle choice — and is actively dodging press questions on the topic.

Nobody wants this

somewhere in iowa, an erstwhile senate challenger is sadly folding up their "IMPORTANCE OF BEATING ERNST" campaign shirts

There's still the wild card!

We should just turn the midterms over to the unions. Approval rating with indys Labor Unions 69% Democratic Party 27% Republican Party 28% news.gallup.com/poll/694472/...

There's still the wild card!

This isn't the worst thing to try. It would probably generate attention. But it also will be really expensive to find out. National conventions are $100M+ operations. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Center for Disease Control... How many other Trump appointments get titles that are the exact opposite of what their job is? (Besides "Department of Justice," of course.)

Has anybody written the story about how strip clubs are doing since the troops arrived? www.nytimes.com/2025/08/23/d...

John McCain is spinning in his grave.

I'll continue to try and raise the standards of this website. youtu.be/YIVC9KJjMEg

I'm less morally offended by this research than apparently 90% of this site. But I do think that a problem with pivoting away from a problem is that when you do, the problem is still there. These paragraphs are designed get you out of a press release. They don't win anything.

By the end, the potatoes weren't the only thing buttery and whipped.

Is there a Nobel Prize for Appeasement?

Go back and read the stage setting pieces from last week. I guarantee no one, not even Trump's own staff, said a summit win for Trump would be "building his personal friendship with Putin"

Kinda weird how we are days into the Trump Troop DC Takeover and no red states or cities have asked for the same level of safety.

Miss this guy so much.

Kinda weird how we are days into the Trump Troop DC Takeover and no red states or cities have asked for the same level of safety.

I feel safer already

Are the movie rights for this spoken for yet?