F**kin epic !!! 👏🏻

Power to the fucking people! ✊

Happy St. Louis Day troops

The birthplace of our very own @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

@richthered.bsky.social what a fucking season. Fuck the Sly 6 cunts and get Champions League!

The luck o the Irish! 💙🍀💚 #JakesGoatAHeidLikeATractionEngine

To all my everton followers out there I'm desperate to take my lad to goodison before we leave, he's 21 and we have never been together(sad but true) Any tickets for any first team game before this season ends I'd love to know as can't get anything from our club membership and I'm giving up hope

Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Talk about karma.......police

Chicago and New Jersey tickets in the Everton sections secured. I'm an absolute idiot, fucking Booooooo

Fowl indeed

Happy Internaitional Women's Day. If you are complaining about IWD, then you are the reason we need IWD.

Up the fucking toffees, I think!

It is for his arse.

Doucoure's attempt to block it.

Jordan Pickford's positioning for both goals against United. #EvertonFC #UTFT #COYB

We was robbed.

Balon d'Or incoming. #UTFT

Really rough initial first thoughts on Bramley Moore Stadium thetoffees.online/everton-feat...

Leg it, haggis head

Can't wait to see all the pictures inside the new stadium and videos of us booing the young lads on the pitch. Inject it.

Took me about a week to get my account recovered. Yay. Up the toffees, I think.

Mecca Shite!

Up the Candies

Up the Yankee toffees

And his mental younger brother; @b0wseytoffeetits.bsky.social sponsored by Irn Bru.

Last seen asking for change outside a Glasgow Lidl

Fair fo the honest sonsi face Great chieftain o the pudding race The shop was all out of neeps today. Raging here

Up the fucking hungover to absolute fuck toffees.

Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a pannic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi' bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee, Wi' murd'ring pattle!

Happy Burns Night 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙

#SO to proper #Royal #blues who deserve a #follow @paulybravo.bsky.social @drinksthethings.bsky.social @b0wseytoffeetits.bsky.social @stecal.bsky.social @wrexhamevertonian.bsky.social @friedkinstoffees.bsky.social @seandyche.bsky.social @djgregp.bsky.social @domsmith3.bsky.social #EFC 💙

#SO to proper #Royal #blues who deserve a #follow @paulybravo.bsky.social @drinksthethings.bsky.social @b0wseytoffeetits.bsky.social @stecal.bsky.social @wrexhamevertonian.bsky.social @friedkinstoffees.bsky.social @seandyche.bsky.social @djgregp.bsky.social @domsmith3.bsky.social #EFC 💙

Yesssss!!!! SONICCC

Lions Love Lube Rum Buckets Lube LET'S FUCKING GO LIONS! #OnePride

Hi @toffhibee.bsky.social Commanders can fuck off. Yours truly, America

David Attenborough eat your heart out.

Denis Law, what a player, what a legend. RIP 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#SO to proper #Royal #blues who deserve a #follow @paulybravo.bsky.social @drinksthethings.bsky.social @b0wseytoffeetits.bsky.social @stecal.bsky.social @wrexhamevertonian.bsky.social @friedkinstoffees.bsky.social @seandyche.bsky.social @djgregp.bsky.social @domsmith3.bsky.social #EFC 💙

Fucking wild that Moyes immediately knows we need a set piece coach in when Doyouthinkhecoachedus Rex said we didn't need one.

If it’s cold, he’s got this to match his bobble hat

That goes nicely with the sex drone he's building.

If Brian was a gilet.

If Brian was a jumper

If Brian was a dog, after a scrap

Why the fuck has this gaff not got polls yet??