Beautiful

Dang. That car can sing

This is hilarious!

"How to Stand Up to a Dictator" author @mariaressa.bsky.social explains how social media companies used the Philippines as a testing ground for mass manipulation before employing their tactics in the U.S. via @thedailyshow.com

South Sudan's keeper has been channeling his inner Pickford this match. He's had 4-5 class saves, if not for him- Senegal would be up 5-6 goals.

Illiman with an assist for Senegal!

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social Happy Birthday @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social I hope you have a great birthday- all the peas you could dream of, a great walk with knobhead and sparking out kopite gilet wearing wools at your leisure.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

There's literally a subprime car loan crisis going on, two automotive finance companies went bankrupt in the last few weeks, been a rash of squeamish headlines about private equity and finance, high-interest buy now pay later schemes for GROCERIES and medical bills have become a massive industry

That feeling after Grealish scored!

Has anyone checked in on @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social after that 5-0 head smashing on Wednesday by Lampard's boys?

Anyone why Grealish is now out v Palace?

Nick Valencia, who has been doing amazing reporting, just wrote about this: “These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...

Bought, not sold. They're doing this in spite of knowing who's paying them. We should all remember. Boycott them all.

How are Palace only up by 1? Missed dances and awful calls. Our afterbirth are experts in the dark arts.

Ilyas Ansah is the striker we need up top.

No pen on Allison training Barry down?

Breakfast has arrived, unlike or play. And @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social proper with NO peas.

Awful first half. Waiting on my full Irish breakfast and hopefully a better second half.

Illiman gets a yellow and then the shite score, are we in the upside down?

No foul on illiman and then a goal typical with the shite.

If @lastweektonight.com doesn't post this (not mine) and Everton win the derby, then you should mention Up The Fucking Toffees twice in the show and keep blasting away at the shothousery this administration is doing! Triple Dog Dare. Gauntlet thrown sir.

So my bride and I had a wonderful anniversary weekend. We had a had a marvelous dinner in a wine cellar, we had breakfast the next morning at The Arcade and spent yesterday in a sports pub meeting awesome people and getting fed jello shots. Best weekend ever!

@davisjason.bsky.social let Eric know I'm watching Bundesliga 2 instead of EPL early this morning. Schalke 04 vs. the red Holstien codes team. Schalke look good but are behind 1-0. Atmosphere is 10/10

Awake at 5am on my first day off on my 3 day weekend for my wife's and my 23rd anniversary. We've got a hotel and dinner reservations booked. First comes the match though, a win will set a lovely tone for the rest of the weekend. Up The Toffees! #COYB

Well I tried a high temp dryer and everyone and the shirt is messed up now- color transfer. Think I'll give it to a homeless person as a new shirt for them. He'll it might help them with the heat almost 100 around here through Tuesday.

@officialdhgate.bsky.social you sent me the wrong shirt I ordered #10 Ndiaye. This player isn't even on EVERTON's team!

An incredible individual goal, had to watch several times.

Not happy with daddy

Oops, here’s the updated version of this week’s cartoon, minus the duplicated panel (a deliberate mistake to see if you were reading). www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Everyone has a story

This was 😂🤣

The Blues just let the world know. Welcome to the Hill Dickinson Thunderdome. Up the Toffees!

Aside from Everton, matches I've become a huge fan of Bundesliga Football. Great atmosphere and supporters. Announcers are also mutual.

I did. #UTFT

I'm in love and I can't deny...

Iliman Ndiaye is one of only two players to score in consecutive #EFC home games at different stadiums - after Fred Geary against Bolton at Anfield and against Nottingham Forest at Goodison Park in 1892.

Can someone help me out? On DH gate can't find everton tops. Used to be able to. What's going on?

Always answer an unknown knock on your door nude. It will either be hilarious for you or the worst news of your life. It's a free lottery ticket.

Here's how prosecutors described Ghislaine Maxwell in a pretrial motion during her criminal trial:   "The defendant's willingness to brazenly lie under oath about her conduct … strongly suggests her true motive has been and remains to avoid being held accountable for her crimes."

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social This beats your scrans hands down. Much like everyone you said you'd brain. Lad, yes lad.

Interesting case here in which ex-Leeds owner Andrea Radrizzani, now director at DAZN, agreed deal to sell CWC rights to company in Korea over Whatsapp, only for rival to offer more before contracts signed. High Court judge says Whatsapps = done deal caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewca/civ/202...

These 4 incidents officiated by ref Chris Kavanagh

Peace on Earth

New. The 2010 Fifa World Cup official anthem “Waka Waka” was meant to raise a fortune for African charities, but no money has been forthcoming since 2014. Josimar can tell where some of the missing millions have gone. By @philippeauclair.bsky.social josimarfootball.com/2025/08/19/l...

F*ck this.

Arm behind his back.

What's VAR when you need it?

That's hilarious!